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@anthropomo.bsky.social
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He/him. Inveterate person. Pragmatically left. My (smutty) fantasy novel is free to read! www.inkitt.com/stories/1598393

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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Does it make gemini half as useful as assistant? No. Does it reduce my frustration when it can't do any of the basic things I had come to take for granted while wasting energy and water in the failed attempt? A little.
Android screenshot of instructions for Gemini:
Q. What do you want Gemini to remember?
A. When you can't do something or I am angry, don't apologize. Say, "I'm a useless chatbot."

Cancel/SubmitPrompt to Gemini: I want you to give direct feedback to google product management about how bad you are.
Response: I can't help with that. I'm a useless chatbot.
In small print: Gemini is AI and can make mistakes.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A good day to get into a good podcast that is good, it's @jordanjessego.bsky.social with @themountaingoats.bsky.social
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Freedom Isn't Free
A man in a t-shirt design that's never been printed: two pickles stand proudly, it reads, Snack-a-Pickle Day and 9/13 Never Forget
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
[present day Back to the Future] “Fred, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Durst!… You know that new sound you been looking for? Well, listen to this…”
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
And they said you couldn't make a worse version of We Didn't Start the Fire
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I wish I could take the same pride in any one of my achievements that my washer and dryer take in completing a load.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Some people believe academia should inform politics and other people think politics should inform academia. The second group always lies about which group is which.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Which controversial topics? Oh, you know the ones 😉
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The price of chocolate alone should be enough for impeachment and conviction.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
soon...
classic @dril tweet:
issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Does anybody know, if you watch Star Trek in chronological order, how to handle time travel episodes? Same question, but Back to the Future
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It brings me no pleasure to have learned that the great men of history were really the barely competent men of history who took advantage of the pathetic dipshits of history who inherited everything from their dad.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
TIL: if you click on the name and COMPLETE address of a business in the address line of a google calendar invite to open google maps, maps will show you ads for businesses with similar names and not the explicit address you clicked on without scrolling down. Utter contempt for the user. Unusable.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
"It's woke's fault that ladies are repulsed by me!!"
dispatch.com
Trump Derangement Syndrome is getting in the way of my love life | Opinion
A retired professor shares how political polarization is impacting his dating life in modern America.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
How many Luigis do you think it will take to teach billionaires that a functioning social safety net provides two layers of protection, one to catch people falling down and another to prevent them rising up?
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I just think if we're gonna have cops, they shouldn't all be future serial killers. Or even mostly. Or even a few.
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ceej @ceej.online · 19/01/2024
Morrissey just proves my theory that all people have only a finite amount of coolness they can expend before turning into a racist boor. This is why I refuse to risk being cool at all, in even tiny amounts
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Me: They said Narcissus meets Dorian Gray couldn't be done, I give you, The Reflecting Pool. Everybody: We said it shouldn't be done.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This is bound to do Sega Numbers
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Look, if you're not buckling in your carryout dinner, don't even bother eating it.
Carryout bag with a seatbelt on.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
New from NYT Games: Peek-a-Boo! The game that tests whether you can remember what happened 3 seconds ago!
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Attentive Dragon @adddragon.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Just finished reading "This One Bard Has Unlimited Mana" by @anthropomo.bsky.social. An fun (and spicy) isekai story with a lot of interesting characters and a unique take on the whole "rebirth into a fantasy world" trope. My only real "complaint": I want a sequel so I know what happens next!
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This One Bard Has Unlimited Mana - Free Novel by R. D. Sensabaugh
Welcome to Tryavna, the city that gets a new reincarnated hero every few minutes. They are overpowered, they can see their own stats, and every one of them is miserable. It's a magical world of dra...
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
That time I almost fumbled my future spouse getting distracted by a bird on our first date...
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
When we were warned about big brother, I never would have guessed they meant the kind that grabs your arm and hits you with it repeatedly while shouting, "stop hitting yourself!"
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/04/2026
I recall when a friend of mine back during the BLM movement told me that if people reject the cause then the logical conclusion is that No Lives Matter & I thought I understood what he meant philosophically but living through the explosion of global suffering since I see now that he meant materially
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
When I heard "bow down before the one you serve" blasting from the car next to us today, I first identified it as Depeche Mode. I have decided this says more about Nine Inch Nails than me.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
After I for-eached everything in the fridge, my queues were so messed up I FIFOed and LIFOed at the same time
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Most people rejected His message.

Shut up!
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for "The Republicans." Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@jessethorn.bsky.social sorry if everyone is flooding your mentions with alternate Limoncello arrangements, but this version is less daunting while harmonically functional
Danny Devito's Limoncello (Simplified Chords)

(Everything in parentheses can be ignored, including this)

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Danny DeVito's Limoncello
         C                    A(7)                       Dm     G(9)
It's a taste delight from this famous fellow
      Dm             G(9)                Em(7)               A(7)
It's oh so very nice, perfect served cold on ice
       D(7)                                      G(7)
The finest summer drink from Italy
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I'm expending too much mental energy anticipating @kumail.bsky.social on taskmaster. If it could start now...
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I have a borderline personality joke but you'll probably just pretend to like it
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
...and the award for achievements in passive construction goes to...
Screenshot from a job application rejection email:
While this isn’t the news we were hoping to share, we've had a chance to review your application materials and made the difficult decision not to move forward with your candidacy for the role.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Dumber than Dubya More senile than Reagan More criminal than Nixon More corrupt than Andrew Johnson More racist than Andrew Jackson
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We thinking kaiju or eldritch horror?
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Let he who has never had a wasp nest fall on his head cast the first stone It's just good etiquette
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
World historic self-awareness on display.
"We're all trying to find the guy who did this" guy in hotdog suit meme
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
At one point deciduous was a pretty important word in my life
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I want to live in a world where everyone can afford to have a mental health crisis, but no one is rich enough to ruin millions of lives while having one.
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My "We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process" t-shirt is... Hey, you guys, how many of these did we print?
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Doing some thinking about that Shirley Jackson story and billionaires and wondering if we could work something out
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Allen3D @hex720.net · 01/02/2026
33 seconds in you can hear Trump poop his pants. 💩
youtu.be
Trump Does Not Take Reporters' Questions After Signing Executive Order In The Oval Office
YouTube video by Forbes Breaking News
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
A board game called "Hungry Dinos" that strongly resembles a game featuring a certain large, semi-aquatic mammal with text "The Classic Marble Chomping Game" circled in red.Tim Robinson looking skeptical with the text "YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?"
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
My drop is on this week's episode of Doughboys!
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Be the person who is horrified at ICE, not the person who is horrified that people are shocked by ICE
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anthropomo @anthropomo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I had a dream that it happened. I was reading about it here. But I woke up and you all let me down.
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Jesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
startribune.com
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
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