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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The RFK Jr-funded Danish researchers might say, "but Guinea-Bissau is too poor to afford the birth dose, so we'll be giving it to half of babies, so these babies will get the life-saving benefits, & we're good people for giving benefits to half" NOPE. You can't ethically exploit poverty/scarcity
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Prof Gavin Yamey MD MPH @gavinyamey.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only ethical action is to take the funding that RFK Jr has given for this proposed trial and use it to give the birth dose to as many newborns as possible RFK Jr is an anti-vaccine eugenicist with zero expertise in pediatrics, vaccination, clinical trials, ethics, or equipoise
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Dr. Nick Posegay @nposegay.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
Punching my ticket to Kalamazoo
Graphic labelled "Types of Medievalist Paper" based on xkcd.com/2456/. 12 pictures of 'papers' appear with overlaid titles:

You Won't Believe What Nuns Were Up To
HEY, I FOUND A TROVE OF OLD RECORDS! THEY DON'T TURN OUT TO BE PARTICULARLY USEFUL, BUT STILL, COOL!
The Silk Road Is Not Just A Website for Buying LSD
Niche Tax Documents in Provence, 1370-1373
Everything That Happened in Asia, 622-1914
Ships Might Be Very Important
Introducing "Spatula' The New Journal for Medieval Studies
Globalizing the Middle Ages: An Examination of England *and* France
How l Got the University to Pay for My Trip to Venice
Did You Know? Arabs Had Science and Culture Too
We Remembered Spain And It's Right Where We Left It
More Viking Shit Found in Unexpected Place
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Ember 🏳️‍⚧️ @emberdeer.me · 04/10/2026
that's all he is
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gocomics.com/johndeering
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
bookmarking this one as the "gippity, redesign my browser" thread RE: mk.nyaa.place/notes/arrkhe603wzd01xl
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Alice :neocat_flag_transbian: (@alice)
oh they didn't not a great first impression of this new redesign (📎1)
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vanishes mysteriously
TY: that was a great week of socializing! (recedes into shadows) now it's time for me to go back to being a recluse
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 15/09/2026
chat is this a good thing to see on your social media site
Bluesky error:

Too many open files (os error 24)
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He’s ready to join the forest cult 🔪 [ #cuteart #warriorcats #illustration ]
A cute, stylized drawing of an orange cat (Rusty/Firepaw from Warriors) standing excitedly against a green background. Above him it says “I crave violence.”
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asimenios.bsky.social @asimenios.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OK! "Mother and child"
A very very, really very, simplified drawing of a mother and child. Reduced to some two line strokes. Black on white.
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⊹.🎃₊˚𖦹⋆spookiki ⋆⁺₊🧿.˚⊹ @yourmotherxo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
To be an artist. Make some art > does it look terrible? > yes / no > you are an artist > make more art
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Haunted Anubi @anubiarts.at.app.wafrn.net · 07/09/2026
art is not content dang it #PixelArt #Art #Comic #Comics #AnubiArts
A 4 panel comic about art

Panel 1: Anubi is reading a book, when someone comes by and asks her happily "Anubi when will you make new CONTENT??", with Content referring to art in this context.

Panel 2 through 4: Anubi grows a giant hand and extends it behind the other person's head/torso, then proceeds to crush them with it with all of her force. Anubi then continues reading while the other person looks like a chess piece from how badly crushed they were.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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GlassShine @glassshine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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🌊Caeruma Bluewave🌊 @caeruma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There...was an OFFICIAL Sonic drag show in the 90s!?!? Transfem Sonic fans, take notes NOW!
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking in the rain, and water is pouring down so hard that only their silhouettes are visible, raindrops bouncing off their umbrellas.
Green, singing: I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain, what a glorious feeling, I'm happy again
Blue: You're surprisingly cheery about this.
Green: It's finally autumn.
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Adam Chalmers @adamchalmers.com · 27/08/2026
cpu branch predictor says:
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SPLITMANTRA// @splitmantra.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard Spider-Man was beating up fascists at a rally and thought that was rad. Never give up hope in a world that makes you think there’s none left. Someone’s fighting for you, even if they’re wearing spandex. #spiderman #spidermanart #splitmantra
Spider-Man fighting against men who are seen as oppressors
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐢 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/response-time-167299662
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You expect Basques to care about places that are against their own existence? Sorry if I don't care about places like Ohio where I might get attacked for being myself.
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Not Jam @not-jam.itch.io · 16/08/2026
29 pixel fonts that I made, totally free and CC0 because honestly you deserve some nice fonts today not-jam.itch.io/not-jam-font...
Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Atomic, a bold pixel font with plenty of grungey detail and sharp, angular corners. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER A LAZY DOG.
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Mono Clean 8, a monospace sans pixel font with short ascenders and no descenders. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER A LAZY DOG.
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Mono Crooked 8, a monospace sans pixel font with a deliberately wonky look to it. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER A LAZY DOG.
sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"Text set in pale green over a dark blue-green background. The font used is Not Jam Blackletter 13, a pixel font inspired by classic blackletter typefaces. It reads:

"A pixel font
by Not Jam

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

.ttf format
CC0 licence"
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Steve Lieber --> Bedrock City Comic Con @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Had to draw fan art for the new single from @themountaingoats.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjWf...
you-know-who reaching out to the feds
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 16/08/2026
smartphones have never ascended to this level of technological achievement (sound on)
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Norithics @norithics.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just realized I never uploaded this here. I did this one before the other comic on the topic, so I may as well.
"Have you ever noticed that in their fantasies, many dudes draw themselves as short as possible, the women are twice their height and they call them "Mommy?

Or how the Teacher fetish is almost never about college professors, but clearly about an unreasonably sexy educator teaching students who are wearing uniforms- y'know, that thing you DON'T wear in college?""Or how cheerleaders are almost NEVER professional athletes working for the National League Sportsball team, but CLEARLY high schoolers of indeterminate age?? What do these have in common?? They're all AGEPLAY scenarios!

Mommy and son! Student and teacher! Babysitter and babysat! These are all very complex power dynamics that are easily understood when plugged into scenarios that have to do with growing up!

These mental shortcuts allow us to assign roles to other grown adults and play out fantasies that would otherwise be hard to envision, much less play out properly. Sometimes you want to be the Daddy, sometimes you want to be the son. Heck, sometimes there are no adult roles at all, and it's simply a way to explore a time in your life when things were simpler, and sex was something new and magical!""Now if you'r ehtinking to yourself, "Nori! Ageplay is problematic! All my fantasies are 18+!" Well, I hate to break it to you, but that doesn't change anything. The reason we don't let people touch children IRL is because they're inexperienced and the power dynamic is lopsided... whcih is the entire point of these and so many other fantasies. If your sexually experienced teacher is sexing up your 18 year old body– which we still do not tolerate as okay IRL by the way!– you've kept the MOST problematic part of the scenario: the power imbalance. Because of course you did; that's the hot part.

At this point you may think, "Ah, they may be problematic, but my kinks are okay because my characters are adults!
WRONG.
Your kinks are okay because YOU'RE an adult. You are a grown person who can make your own choices, and you cannot be poisoned by your own desires. Your feelings can never be bad– just what you do about them. People who say otherwise are trying to confuse you, because they want to control you. And people who want power are always the first to abuse it while still claiming the moral high ground. If someone is controlling what you do, check to make sure you consented first."
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GrayWalf @graywalf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
mobile app devs... hire me......
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 12/08/2026
Time for aaaaaaah
Two cartoon crows are standing near each other. The first states that he is feeling boxed in by anxiety lately. The second asks "how so?"The first crow says "behold!" And than screams. The talkbubble filled with "aaaah" loops around him in a square shape, boxing him in the scream.
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
completely real question i had to answer for the hospital im getting top surgery at
a surgery form. the question being asked is "what are your pronouns?" the only answers are yes or no.
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Igor Toscano 🏴 @toscanoigor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Screen cap from Tumblr @o-craven-canto: "Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped" (Greek roots are written in blue, Latin ones in red, so I'll highlight the Latin parts with <>)

catastrophe -> <contraverse>
cephalopod -> <capitoped>
chlorophyll -> <viridofolia>
democracy -> <populimpery>
<homicide> -> anthropoctony
homo<sexual> -> <equi>gamic
kilometer -> <millimensure>
<interregnum> -> mesarchy
<magnanimous> -> megapsychic
<manuscript> -> chirography
<motor>cycle -> ergato<rote>
microscope -> <parvovisor>
oxygen -> <acidofex>
poly<amory> -> <multi>erasty
tele<vision> -> <remoto>scope
<universe> -> monostrophe

#languages #etymology #ruminations
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Kittcat @sirkittcat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Here's a shitpost that I spent too much time on and also not enough time on. Happy PMD day lol #pokemonart #pixelart #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon #deltarune
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Did it 👍 (eventually) [ #cuteart #illustration ]
An illustration of a very silly, stylized white cat giving a disproportionately large & more realistic thumbs up. They have a goofy, huge open mouth smile and big blush. Over them it says “did the thing*” and below them it says, in smaller type, “*that was on my to-do list for 6 months and took about 5 minutes to actually do.” The illustration is off a bright yellow background.
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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
your personal data has now been collected by gumpy and there's nothing you can do about it
a closeup of Gumpy the cat, looking vaguely sinister and confident
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Same but Merlin Bird ID
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This one is amazing too
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
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GRACE.TXT.vbs @block-618.com · 03/09/2025
The Awesome Windows XP Start Screen
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 12/07/2026
Despite what he said publicly, regularly, I am confident that Satan would not have tortured my soul.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My longstanding policy preference has been to torture zero souls, for zero days. My colleague Satan preferred to torture all souls, for eternity. I appreciated his willingness to negotiate, which led to the historic Torture One Million Souls act of 2014 and the Torture A Bunch More Souls act of 2018
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06 🔜 furpoc/mir @forbiddenflrsh.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
vrchat furries
John Furry
- realistically colored wolf in a t shirt and shorts
- likes video games (daring today, aren't we)
- is cagey about his crazy fetishes, such as paws and blowjobs

The Frame Destroyer
- no no no it's actually really cool that your avi has 17 billion different RGB emissives
- has never heard of color theory
- 4gb uncompressed texture memory

Dead Or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball 62
- ma'am this is the car fur meet
- turns head one degree and tits flop around for ten seconds
- fertility idol lookin ass
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Bedtime Buck @bedtimebuck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Professional Theatre Nerd @theatrenerd-pro.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Two things that never get old: -Jokes about Charlie Kirk -Charlie Kirk
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Union Goon @union-goon55.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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KaijuFluffs | Kaiju VTuber @kaijufluffs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
She's being so big and brave. #art #comic #sphynx #mythicalcreature #kaijufluffsart
NOW, mortal - prepare yourself for the RIDDLE OF THE SPHYNXW-What- Hhhhhhhhhhh WHAT-SNRF- What had FOUR legs- hic - b-but can't- Can't-Sphynx: Give her a second. <3
Adventurer: No no, I get it!
Baby: Ahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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