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Federico Damián

@federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net
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Profile picture ALT: PS1-era 3D model of Tokomon, from Digimon World. Garbage developer writing garbage software. Born May 20th, 1998. #noai #noslop #neverslop Full profile at app.wafrn.net/blog/FedericoSchonborn

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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 20h
teaching my kids to feel sorry for any kid named Claude or Claudia born in the 2020s
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 03/10/2026
**Installing SteamOS in a :neobot:** — Bingus Studio
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2026
we have the bitwise operators & (AND) and | (OR) and their logical counterparts && and ||, but the logical counterpart to ~ (NOT) is not ~~ but ! and alao there's no ^^ to make a logical counterpart to ^ (XOR) smh my head no consistency
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2026
what is the Blender default cube made out of?
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2026
catsalad is an anagram for salt da ca(t)
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2026
maybe they should read Atlas Meowed instead
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2026
"Sonic Rush music composer sampled Malcom X" will always be my favorite gaming fun fact
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Zelda @zelda.zone · 28/02/2025
"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 02/10/2026
BlueSky users when C-SKY users show up
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
spherenetes
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
200,000 hoes filled, the absolute Madmani
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
if Pendleton Ward locked in and called her Jackeline instead of Marceline then the ship would have been named PB&J
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
I understand this trace will be processed by a third-party LLM API and I have the right to share this data. Jesus F. Christ, I guess I won't be doing Bluetooth on Linux anymore :BlobCat_Googly_NotLikeThis:
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
[Screenshot of the English entry for "water crouton" on Wiktionary]

Noun
1. (Internet slang, humorous) Synonym of ice cube. 

Etymology: From water + crouton (“small piece of dried or fried bread”), due to their visual resembence.

[Sidebar image, captioned "A water crouton next to a regular crouton"]
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
Seth McFarlane announces new animated show new or Family Guy? *looks at announcement* it's Family Guy
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
you can't make mayonnaise without cracking a few eggs :neocat_evil_3c_256:
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
I'm waiting for the next This Month in @servo ... :neobot_drake_dislike: for updates on the engine :neobot_drake_like: for new Diffie pictures
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
in order to cater to the younger generation, System76 is renaming to System67
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 01/10/2026
PyroCircus but it spawns a bunch of clowns on fire
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Kett‮ @racc.at · 06/04/2026
a very simplistic drawing of kett with an aliased brush, they have a massive tail which is at least 8 times their size. they're speaking through a speech bubble: "oh, pardon me, am i taking up too much space?"
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
I think MercadoLibre developers just learned how to color text in notifications (on Android), they're inching ever so slightly closer to Temu
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
the sloppery slope
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
iceshrimp.net when windkrill.mil shows up
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
top left? without saying goodbye?? :neocat_pleading_256:
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
[lewd, what] he proxy on my meat til I slop
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
bookmarking this one as the "gippity, redesign my browser" thread RE: mk.nyaa.place/notes/arrkhe603wzd01xl
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Alice :neocat_flag_transbian: (@alice)
oh they didn't not a great first impression of this new redesign (📎1)
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
hazmat maid dress
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
I love "CEO said" journalism!!!!
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 30/09/2026
Appmon are so funny, yeah this Appmon represents the uhhhh... reboot app
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
just like the Go language has a gopher as the mascot, we need a Wo language that has a wombat as the mascot
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
subscribe implies there's a domscribe
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
we should feminize the world's billionaires, by force if necessary
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
the writer's barely disguised political affiliation
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
behind every fediverse account, there's a cat
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
you're telling me a ball stole this run?
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
NetBSD implies there's a GrossBSD
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
I love hot water with plant
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 29/09/2026
NetBSD users when I disconnect their modems: :ablobfoxree:
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
a person who contributes slop and hides it could be your next Jia Tan, ban them
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
you see, they're doing *responsible* child labor, they carefully review every piece of clothing coming out of the sweatshop and they only use their own children.
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
gender that hypnotizes you, call it trancegender
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Erik Uden 🚩 @erikuden.mastodon.de.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
The current CEO of Identity Digital (_formerly Donuts Inc_) named Akram Atallah, used to be the president of ICANN, the folx that “own” and “run” the internet. Under his leadership, ICANN introduced the new generic Top Level Domain program, or new gTLD, giving the creation of a new domain […]
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
ethics aside? no! ethics **front and center**.
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 28/09/2026
pls no ethics discussion in the ethically-charged subject :neocat_pleading_256:
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 27/09/2026
tired: forcefem wired: consentfem inspired: denialfem
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/09/2026
version control system backed by cryptocurrency company has issued with data encryption? how does The Onion keep coming up with this
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world’s spookiest weed puller @reflektion.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
open your heart to bi4bi m/f ships. you will certainly not regret opening your heart to bi4bi m/f ships
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/09/2026
r/ProgesteroneHumor
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 26/09/2026
are they... you know... *(gestures)*... gender of trans?
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Federico Damián @federicoschonborn.at.app.wafrn.net · 25/09/2026
we should do like cats and dogs and :neodog_kiss_cat:
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