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Anne Ominous

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Chris “Chance!” Brown @chancesecond.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I keep thinking there’s a 43 that you also need to vote no on, but best practice is right here
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm voting for whoever fixes the goddamn bike lanes in my city because this is untenable
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
eternal dilemma, I have two nights remaining of leftovers that I really need to eat, however I really want a pizza rn
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
small child at the beer garden introduced herself to me, told me she's four ("and my brother is one!") and then when I told her I'm 36, solemnly informed me her daddy is 1000 😂
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Way back when, I canvassed Twitter for similar tales. My favourite, and one I still think about eight years later, was this.
Tweet from @michaelkellyk: My brother @feenish told an american visitor that the 4 provinces of Ireland were Ulster, Munster, Funster, and Gunster.
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
currently reading Project Hail Mary, and I heard time and time again that you should go in without knowing the twists and I gotta say, I probably would've hated this book if I didn't know to push through to the twists (I have not seen the film)
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Slick @dtwiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
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King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hockey is bad actually
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shouldn't have scored again, that was the mistake also I'm in hell
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love hockey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
look the Sharks aren't up by 2 tonight, they're fine this time. it's not the most dangerous score in sports, it's fine it's fine it's fine
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love hockey
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Having written a TV show built on "deep dives on one bad rich guy per week" with one version 2008-2012 and another 2021-2025, I'll say that the OG evil rich guys were evil greedy assholes, and the new rich guys are mentally disordered perverts, and so do evil. And not the good kind of perverts.
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 22/09/2026
IT IS TIME. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/09/2026
we’ve made it and by “we” I mean the slut gnomes of false berlin
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 18/09/2026
Humaning.
A four-panel comic. In panel 1, a Northern Cardinal and American Goldfinch perch above a busy crowd in a city, looking down. The cardinal says "It's a nice day to go humaning." The goldfinch says "Just look at them. Majestic." In panel 2, a close-up of the two birds. The cardinal says "Nobody tells you that you'll reach a certain age and suddenly get into humaning. I hit 3 years old, and then bam."The birds are looking out over the crowd scene. In panel 3, the cardinal says "Their calls sound funny to us, but each one has a unique meaning." Below, people are saying various things: "I'm tired." "Where's my phone?" "I'd murder a burrito." In panel 4, the birds look down excitedly at a man walking by. The cardinal says "Wait, is that a guy who got dressed in the dark and put his shirt on inside out and backwards?" And the goldfinch exclaims, "Holy... that's a lifer!"
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
'Canada is in the EU and we're not' would be an incredibly funny long term outcome of Brexit
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Reaper Man
ALL THINGS THAT ARE, ARE OURS. BUT WE MUST CARE. FOR IF WE DO NOT CARE, WE DO NOT EXIST. IF WE DO NOT EXIST, THEN THERE IS NOTHING BUT BLIND OBLIVION. AND EVEN OBLIVION MUST END SOMEDAY. LORD, WILL YOU GRANT ME JUST A LITTLE TIME? FOR THE PROPER BALANCE OF THINGS. TO RETURN WHAT WAS GIVEN. FOR THE SAKE OF PRISONERS AND THE FLIGHT OF BIRDS.

Death took a step backwards.

It was impossible to read expression in Azrael's features.

Death glanced sideways at the servants.

LORD, WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well looks like it’s time to bring back a beloved oldie …
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
got kinda drunk and told our karate school that my mom's dead important facts - I haven't been in touch with said school since like 2003 - MOM WAS THO, and I think up and until covid? 2020? - my brother is a black belt
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
just had the thought "oh, maybe I should grow my hair out" and that's as sure a sign as any that I'm overdue for a haircut
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
went to the beer garden after work just to get out of the house, with full intention of eventually going home to make dinner... however the people next to me keep talking about getting lumpia and I'm like 👀👀👀
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the company I work for just started selling 2x5lb bags of cheese cubes and let me tell you, I'm tempted
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/09/2026
on the occasion of world suicide prevention day i just wanted to say that if it helps you can imagine your suicidal ideation as a weird little guy in your brain who lies to you and then you can imagine jack reacher is also up there beating the shit out of him
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a thing about loss is, as time continues its inexorable march, you'll wind up reading or watching stuff that the person you lost would've loved, and it sucks that's all to say I'm sad my dad never got to see Reacher bc holy shit is this show extremely his jam
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Shout-out to me, I'm still very quick on the keyboard even when I have one hand more or less out of commission
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Micah @rincewind.run · 04/09/2026
“this person is bad so their work was always bad” is also a really dangerous view to take because it leads to - unconscious or not - a bias towards “but I do like this other person’s work, ergo they must be a good person” which, as we have seen over and over, is simply not true
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
my dad he made fun of me when I connected the dots of "no running water = outhouse"
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my favorite part of my job is asking a guy about his purchasing recs and then disregarding them entirely because I am Actively Looking at Sales Data and he's driving his car
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 02/09/2026
god i wish that were me
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
fully fucked up my wrist/hand, so clearly now is a good time to work on my latch hook rug
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
went to the beer garden after dnd and it's straight-up playing Christmas music
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
absolutely fucking exploded a cheese in my oven, in an attempt to make a Fucked Up Stromboli
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026
Why, Timothy!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/08/2026
there are going to be many remembrances of Tim Curry today for his brilliant work in Rocky Horror and Clue and so much more, but to me this ridiculous bit from Red Alert sums up everything that made him great you never knew what you were going to get with him, but whatever it was would be brilliant
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Tim Curry: Uncorrupted Space
Alt: Tim Curry's Space gif from Red Alert
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
are you kidding me grim reaper has shitty aim
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an incredible human being. Her efforts to promote children's literacy, driving economic growth in her home state of Tennessee, and her open acceptance of the LGBTQ community meant so much to so many people. Fly high Dolly 💙
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Honestly now would be an amazing time for all of us to donate what we can to her flagship charity, The Imagination Library. imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT people.com/dolly-parton...
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Dolly Parton, Country Music Legend, Dies at 80, Just 4 Days After Saying, ‘I Still Have so Many Things I Want to Achieve’
Dolly Parton has died at the age of 80. The country music legend was known for songs including “Jolene,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.” She also starred in movies like ‘Steel Magnolias’ and ‘T...
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 24/08/2026
Hummingbirds.
A four panel comic. In panel 1, a rufous hummingbird flies down toward a large hummingbird feeder with as many as 6 holes on top. He thinks "The humans put up a new feeder!" In panel 2, he lands on the feeder and gazes down at it. He thinks "It's huge. Many of us could feed here at once." In panel 3, we see a close up view of the hummingbird, and he's thinking "This could end the ancient rivalries. Usher in an era of peace. Interesting." In panel 4, an Anna's hummingbird hovers over the feeder and says "Hey, can I have some necta-" and the rufous hummingbird says "No."
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Anne Ominous @anneominous.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The fun part of being at a laundromat is sometimes somebody's washer is making Concerning Sounds and that's just Not My Problem
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
en esta economía??????
nyt cooking melissa clark seis leches cake january 21, 2020
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