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michael plastic

@animiketronic.bsky.social
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been with my wife since high school and she has never looked hotter than she does as a milf. milf wife.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ezra mentioned
Ta-Nehisi Coates when ezra Klein was saying stupid shit to him
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think a lot of people who think this way probably feel guilty about an encounter where they were bad with consent. And I don't say this to imply we should assume everyone talking like this is a rapist, but that we should probably talk about how widspread it is to be bad with consent
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
anyone see my treasure map?
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nah i usually just eatem
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mama-say-mama-sa-mamarmoset
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
plenty of budget for police i see
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This will be the second budget so YEAR 2 and I don't want to hear from anyone that we have to "understand the constraints of budgeting etc..." Who are you talking to? The money is there for bullshit. Spend it on public goods that BENEFIT all of our communities. Full stop.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
my wife is a milf and it doesn't get much better folks
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's maybe two copays
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
grab me a liquid death plz
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what if i'm busy being petty about something?
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how foolish of you! don't you know there are benevolent contractors as well?!
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Christians would rather fuck a couch than go to therapy
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I pay witches to hex him every full moon
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my teacher called ME mom on accident. we are not the same.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dumbass Piers Morgan when he was waiting for Russel Brand to find the Bible verse and it was taking a long time
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm begging for leftists to add an ounce of dialectical materialism to their politics.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
had a blister on mine that looked like that once.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"i will kill you" has worked wonders for negotiations
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
she'd kill it over on VillageGirlsOnly
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
carrie-ing
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
faks
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is why i take brain self defense classes
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The first architect of the White House ballroom resigned after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on designs that violated fire and safety codes, the Washington Post reports. “I am the code,” Trump said www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
By Sarah Blaskey and Jonathan O'Connell
In the weeks leading up to his resignation last year, the first architect on the White House ballroom clashed with President Donald Trump over design features that the architect believed violated building safety codes, according to two people with knowledge of the discussions and corroborating documents reviewed by The Washington Post.
James McCrery II withdrew from the project last October after warning repeatedly that Trump was insisting on a preliminary design that did not provide adequate emergency exit routes or fire-containment measures, said the people, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to describe the private discussions.
Trump brushed off McCrery's concerns, they said, and the president countered that no building codes apply to White House construction.
"I am the code," Trump said.
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samantha is the spectre haunting europe 👻👻👻 @commiesamantha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
famously a thing police departments and state and federal law enforcement agencies never do it's not a "rogue" agency it's doing what it was designed to do and what decades of funding from both parties has equipped it to do.
The thing that makes ICE a rogue agency isn't just that it hurts and kills people, it's that when it hurts and kills people it always circles the wagons and tries to hide the evidence. A culture of zero rules and zero accountability.
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
as a liberal, I believe all the crises we face are the result of people being rude online and not the feckless depredations of global capitalist consumerism and white supremacist empire
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
even if you were shitting on the tattoo artist, who tf cares. them being outspoken about genocide is a low bar and doesn't automatically make them a good artist. I mean let's not forget we are talking about macklemore as well. he's using his platform well but that doesn't mean I like his music.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they keep calling it the macklemore controversy but I can think of some more apt names
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I bring something like this up on this site, people lose their shit in my mentions. I will say AGAIN that no one currently voting for Democrats knows that they will specifically do if they win except for some vague "hearings." THAT'S IT.
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
the voices told me to make this
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels @kmfe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Communism now no longer meant the concoction, by means of the imagination, of an ideal society as perfect as possible, but insight into the nature, the conditions and the consequent general aims of the struggle waged by the proletariat.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is a Republican man and his ideal bride
A dumb meme depicting a baby labeled "liberal women" holding a crayon labeled "19th" who has drawn on a wall labeled "western civilization. And a man says to her " ok honey time to say bye bye to the crayon"
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The idea that you can push a politician in a direction after they get elected is maybe the dumbest thing I see people say on here
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
mitch mcconnell can only speak in dracula flow bars now
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
my cup doth not runneth over
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
shawty out here holdin up half the sky
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
he just can't stop yappin
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the tech bros telling you LLMs are conscious don’t think women are people.
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
throwing my hat in the ring. OH NO MY HAT!
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Change MdM @changemdm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran and the lady in the Thinking Out Loud video, but the lady's head has been replaced with Benjamin Netanyahu's
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michael plastic @animiketronic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it's like food for thought but for the mouth.
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