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Sam Wise

@angryhobbit420.bsky.social
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A silly goose, an odd duck, a slinky on the stairs of life 🏳️‍🌈♠️🐈 The one with one eye is Sully. She is a sweet angel baby who can do no wrong. The other one is Voldemort and she earned that name.

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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Artificial fabrics. If I see one more shiny polyester-adorned medieval lady....
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Drop a DOOR 🚪
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The Owl House: Hooty's Sleepy Honk Shoo
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You know the economy is bad when kids are going back to good old-fashioned muckraking
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Elizabeth @tinymysteries.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Let us end this Indigenous People’s Day with a picture of an indigenous man in Chiapas knocking over a statue of Spanish conquistador Diego de Mazariegos on the 500th anniversary of Columbus arriving in the Americas.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Columbo Day to all who celebrate
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Columbo Detective
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Superstition would say that it's a good time to buy a lottery ticket
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
proud to live in a state whose taxes pay for the $500 bribe checks but doesn't get the $500 bribe checks
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫶🏻Layla🫶🏻 @laylabelle3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Um........ Or the fleas on them do. I don't remember. Either way that's why you're not supposed to feed the squirrels by hand, because you're getting too close. ::whispers:: but i WANT to
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Squirrels in California carry it!
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
::crying:: I want to be there, I work outside and it's going to be 100° again 😭😭😭
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of the radio stations here in Sacramento (I want to say it's 93.7, but I'm not sure on that) plays old Kasem shows on Sunday mornings. Very nostalgic. Much wow.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't know, this is the first time I'm even hearing of it or the artist name. I'm 47, I listen to CDs of the same music I grew up with and a couple of newbies, like The Warning and Chappell Roan. It's not like Casey Kasem is here to teach me about all the new guys.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So.. what I'm hearing is the next time I end up in Brighton we're going to head to the nearest rave, yeah? 😘😂🫠
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That's how they're arranged in our apartment, too
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Voldemort on the left, Sully on the right. Sillies were trying to share one heating pad.
A piebald tabby and one eyed tabby sitting next to each other trying to share the same
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1/2 Having done customer service for two newspapers for years back when newspapers were still a thing: always give the csrs a break. There's only so fast you can clear a call, and new ones keep coming in on top. Used to live for a nice customers like you.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2/2 most aggravating would be people who would then spend a couple of minutes complaining to me about how long they were on hold and how bad customer service was, instead of just getting the phone call over as quickly as possible to help the people who are waiting for them to finish their turn 😑
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Literally the only thing I care about is if I have to clean a stranger's piss off the seat before I sit down, and sadly that has nothing to do with gender
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I mean, I meant Harry but I'm German American so I guess there's that too 😂😂😂
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh wait, yeah, isn't that how those like air bombs work to put out fires I remember seeing that in a video years and years ago and if anybody knows that I'm talking about, that would be great
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
But on the other hand if you're capable of moving the heat in the first place, you're probably capable of pushing it far enough down that it's not going to be within immediate contact of whoever is standing on top. I would hope. On the other hand, Dresden learned not to play with fire...
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See, I wasn't picturing wanting to save the roof, I was picturing your trapped inside and need to not die but yeah you probably want to be prepared or something if you care about the roof but honestly in that situation.... let it buuurrrn 😂
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Or something like that, but with better grammar
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Like the other dude said, yeah, heatsink. That would be the best place to put it. You could probably check with a local fire station but I'm going to guess that a roof fire would not burn as hot and therefore create as much heat as would be necessary to melt the stone underfoot.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are you on a stone or concrete floor
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not an archaeologist but my guess is also plumbob (or possibly fishing sinker which was my first idea but nobody else has suggested it which makes me think it might be a stupid idea)
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
::whispers:: that's a dui, dude
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Okay but what about skeletons decorating a pumpkin tree
A picture rather clumsily taken in the of a tshirt with a design featuring skeletons decorating a tree covered in jack-o'-lanterns
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ladies, theydies, and gentlemen: my print shop is finally live!! There are paintings! There’s weird typography! There are bones! You can put them on your walls! Go look at things and perhaps even buy them!! 🖤🦇 www.inprnt.com/gallery/laur...
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Never mind primer, I'm taking my acrylics and a paintbrush to that. That is just a straight up blank canvas. They made it neutral so that I can make it obnoxious!
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 12/09/2026
I don't fuckin know; sometimes you just need to look at a jellyfish.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Luffy Smiling in Straw Hat
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Sam Rutherford (he/him) @echomikeromeo.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The window of my local queer bookshop was smashed last week. They're fundraising to install shutters so they can keep themselves and their community safe. Support this one-of-a-kind place, its one-of-a-kind proprietors, and the whole Glasgow queer & trans community: www.gofundme.com/f/categoryis...
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Donate to Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!, organized by Category Is Books
For the past eight years, Category Is Books has been able to comfortably oper… Category Is Books needs your support for Help Category Is Books Get Shutters!
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Dog Scroll
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the few things I miss from back home is all the eucalyptus. I used to collect fallen branches and keep them in my room as spider repellent.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sure it was, John.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What's funny is that nobody seems to mention that the reason Those People are in office is because THE PUBLIC VOTED FOR THEM TO BE THERE. Maybe y'all should try asking yourselves what you're doing wrong. Hmmm.
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Okay but can we please paint it pink and add rhinestones in strategic places
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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Sam Wise @angryhobbit420.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quote post: it's international non-binary Day AND Bastille day. So to answer your question, what's in my pants is a guillotine.
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