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Lauryn Ipsum

@laurynipsum.bsky.social
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Eisner Award-Nominated Graphic Designer. Side Quests in Illustration & Modeling. 🪲 linktr.ee/laurynipsum Inquiries/commissions/collabs: laurynipsum@gmail.com or DM (IG: @Laurynipsum) (she/her)

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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Non binary friends of the internet! If you could wave a magic wand and change “men’s” and “women’s” labels on online stores to something else, what would it be??
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I put up a threadless shop, which means my work is available now on shirts, accessories, bags, and more! Starting with future corpse. Fun for the whole family, unfortunately. laurynipsum.threadless.com/designs/futu...
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey Internet, I submitted a couple pieces to a threadless design challenge. Go vote on them!! www.threadless.com/designs/time... www.threadless.com/designs/vest... 🖤💀
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ladies, theydies, and gentlemen: my print shop is finally live!! There are paintings! There’s weird typography! There are bones! You can put them on your walls! Go look at things and perhaps even buy them!! 🖤🦇 www.inprnt.com/gallery/laur...
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Emtcub @cumpigcub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Star Trek Crossover Pictures and Videos A three hour tour....
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Laurie Penny @pennyred.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Autism and The English
The neurodiversity backlash is about class.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@ifbookspod.bsky.social I just read the car crash that is Elizabeth Gilbert’s, “All The Way To The River” and I am begging you guys to do a deep dive. 🙏
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Okay, I finally read the disability piece. Jfc. Kathleen, even the TINIEST bit of research could have told you that the symptoms of the conditions you list are not actually “vague.” Re POTS: my heart rate skyrocketing when I go from sitting to standing is not subjective.
Times article by Kathleen Stock titled “Why are young women using walking sticks”
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There’s a special place in hell for people who target artists with fake payment scams while they’re trying to sell original work. On that note, Dark Matter is still available if anyone would like to give her a real home! 🖤🐈‍⬛ www.laurynipsum.com/shop/p/dark-...
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Dark Matter - Original Painting — Lauryn Ipsum
Original painting by me! Ink and bleedproof white on 11x14 Stonehenge paper.
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Mr. Escher A. Bug, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This morning I shouted “Bean!! Nugget” from my bed and The Bean came running. I just did it again now from the living room and she just came in from the bedroom. 😭
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nearer FOR SALE (DM or email for pricing) 14x11 ink and watercolor on stonehenge
A black and white painting of a jacana bird. It has one large foot out of the water reaching forward.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A Harvard study just published estimates Elon Musk's destruction of USAID has already caused 600,000 deaths 2/3 of them children. That is his legacy in this world.
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Erin Grievances @erinbartram.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
If a governor cancels elections within 24 hours of being given permission to draw new districts to eliminate Black voting power, is that enough for a headline to call it "racist" or is it still "racially charged" and "racially tinged" and "what some suggest is racially motivated"
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Help everything hurts. Actually not everything, just the back of my head, my neck, my hip, and my knee—all down the right side, and actually this is perfectly normal after steroid injections, but help anyways. Because owie. 🤕
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
WIP creeping his way towards the finish line (honestly he’s almost done)
A WIP black and white painting of a Jacana bird with one foot lifted
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Okay guys, I’m packing up a painting to ship to a buyer and… it’s not unprofessional to put random stickers on the packaging right? RIGHT? (There will be many layers between the artwork and said stickers)
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The Plum Vampire Ink and watercolor on stonehenge 11x14 FOR SALE (DM or email for pricing)
A black and white painting of a fruit bar hanging from a tree branch
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Every time I watch old episodes of How I Met Your Mother and I see what look like a set of Blick markers in Ted’s apartment, I get irrationally annoyed. WHO USES BLICK MARKERS.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Never fall for Trader Joe’s telling you that they have “super soft” toilet paper. My god this is the scratchiest stuff I have ever used in my life. What is the regular one, sandpaper?!
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
That's helpful to know.
An uncooked spaghetti
noodle can be used
to pick any lock.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Was X-men diverse when it came to gender (after the first team) out of necessity? Because it would have just been really fucking weird to continue having a school body where it’s all dudes and one girl?
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
No Reuters, knowing Banksy’s identity actually wasn’t in the public interest.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
His career imploded because he’s a serial rapist
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Who else has read Dungeon Crawler Carl? I just started it after two different friends recommended it. 👑🍩
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I wrote about my experiences being sexually exploited as a child, and what we need to do to make sure AI doesn’t make that a reality for millions of children. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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My picture was used in child abuse images. AI is putting others through my nightmare | Mara Wilson
I was a child actor, exploited by strangers on the internet. Now millions of children face the same danger
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Echo Park, Silverlake, and Cypress Park. I’ve seen multiple posts about ICE in these LA neighborhoods. Do not answer your door.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
At no point did I fling open my door and run out into the street screaming at the top of my lungs.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I hate getting my hair cut. I don’t know why. My barber is really nice and always does a good job, but like I just hate the process of getting it done. Hs anyone solved the issue of a million little hair prickles leftover on you after a haircut?
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Daniel Malmer @malmer.com · 19/12/2025
White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
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Luis Illingworth @heyraguio.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out pick up a pencil and a napkin
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Any lawyers out here?
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
This is a wildly unethical study that would be illegal to conduct in the United States. Have you heard of the Tuskegee experiments (crimes against humanity)? This sounds like that.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
He thinks he’s a people
A grey curly haired dog under the covers like a person
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Tfw your very kind uber driver thinks you’re having a rough day and offers you tissues/asks if you’re okay, but actually your nose just always gets runny when it’s chilly out
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Re the Vanity Fair photos: Chiming in as an artist and someone who knows basic retouching: editing out that single forehead hair (Rubio’s photo) is EXTREMELY simple. Leaving it in is a choice. None of this is an accident, and quite frankly it’s brilliantly done.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I’m trying to see this as a small glimmer of hope. And I hope more Republicans lawmakers join those who have already pushed back. abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...
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Trump's harsh comments on Rob Reiner's murder spark rare Republican pushback
President Trump criticized the death of Hollywood icon Rob Reiner and his wife in a social media post on Monday, sparking pushback from several Republican lawmakers.
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Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Guy threatening to stab someone else meme. The guy in a defensive stance is labeled "Time Magazine" the guy with the knife is labeled "The dictionary"
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Apple, you gotta understand, none of us actually knows when Hanukah starts, so you can’t just be out here giving us the wrong date like this!!! Happy first tonight of Hanukah everyone! No I didn’t realize it was tonight until I saw other people posting photos to instagram! 🥴
A screenshot of an Apple calendar saying that December 15th is the first night of Hanukah.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Being triggered by a font change (in the name of accessibility) is truly the most weak-ass snowflake behavior.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Does anyone else drink chicken broth as like a savory tea?
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The people need to know. River otters: slick, suspicious, cute, but also too slick Sea otters: perfect fluffy babies
A photo of a river otter standing in the grass. Its fur is brown and slick. Too slick. Suspiciously slick.A photo of a fluffy sea otter on its back in the ocean. It is a perfect fluffy baby with cream colored fur.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
HBO have your captions possible to use ever challenge
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Dan Bittencourt @danbittencourt.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
“Ain’t that just the way.” Over The Garden Wall fanart. #art #BrArt #otgw #overthegardenwall
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
My favorite waterproof liquid eyeliner officially stopped being manufactured. I am currently in mourning (yes I am accepting flowers at this time), and I’m also asking advice from all the makeup ladies, theydies, and gentlemen. What’s your favorite *waterproof* liquid eyeliner with a *felt tip*??
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Somewhere buried in my camera roll is the potato that @robmanuel.bsky.social and I grew together at work. Because he was sent a potato, and that absolutely DELIGHTED and baffled me. For now, I’m just going to tell you all of this wonderful wonderful potato.
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Lauryn Ipsum @laurynipsum.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
When your friend posts about International Clown Week, and you decide to do a little reading, and then you learn that Nixon declared National Clown Week official in 1971. Yes, I have come with receipts. I had to get to the bottom of this funny business. 🤡
PROCLAMATION 4071-AUG. 2, 1971
National Clown Week
By the President of the United States of America

After that is text about why we should appreciate clowns.The last part of the text re: clown week, as well as Nixon’s signature. After that is proclamation 4072 regarding National Highway Week. Joint resolution authorizing and requesting the President of the United States to issue a proclamation designating the week of August 1 through August 7, 1971, as ""National Clown Week""Continued onto the next page: Joint resolution authorizing and requesting the President of the United States to issue a proclamation designating the week of August 1 through August 7, 1971, as ""National Clown Week""
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
When a white woman falsifies evidence and lies using the legal system to threaten, silence, and intimidate someone of color they have wronged, it's rather misogynistic to call it "petty high school BS." It's not "high school." Its calculated, career-ending ABUSE. It's also perjury. A felony.
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