Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Before and after. Yes, Amazon tossed this "Put packages in the box!" sign I ordered onto the porch, ignoring the ENORMOUS BROWN PARCEL LOCKER. 000
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They have been freed from their plastic bondage and are now fully engorged. Hat tip to @realinfowars.bsky.social for my gay little friend here. 061
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Getting tanked at Tim's Chrome Bar pror to whatever dumb movie we get to watch at Drinkolas Cage later. 110
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Every word in this headline is it's own journey. At no point do you know where it's headed next. 051
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Amazing @thebeths.bsky.social show last night. Every song is a revelation and sounds even tighter and better than the album. You should see them on this tour if they come ANYWHERE close to you. 030
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Does she stare angrily at you from inside because the outdoors is her favorite place she's ever been? Because that's what Etouffee does. 2262
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Hey, @nytimes.com, you can just say "racism and sexism" instead of "anti-diversity." WE ALL KNOW HIS PROMOTION CRITERIA, most of us aren't actually as stupid as this man. 130
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 08/04/2026It's Pepperoni's gotcha day! He is everyone's favorite, friendly lil sausage. 7 years with this little weirdo. 071
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 24/03/2026When you move to St. Louis, you're required by law to have a bag of these in your home within 24 hours of property transfer. One friend came over with these, a 6 pack of Civil Life, and a gooey butter cake the night we closed, just to make sure we were in compliance with local regulations. 020
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Sent this picture of the contents of our storage unit to our movers and only just realized this might be alarming... 130
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026This 12 second clip from TikTok of an ice fisherman having A DAY is literally the only thing keeping me sane these days. Sound on, plz. You're welcome. 150
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026I sure am glad Google's Gemini is using, like, 14 gallons of water each time it gives me these insightful summaries. 000
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Wow. Google Gemini continuing to absolutely kill it with these SUPER ACCURATE AI descriptions of what my Nest cameras see throughout the day. 240
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Every day I get this stupid Google Gemini summary of whatever it THINKS it saw that day. Today: (the individual in question is a giant inflatable holiday penguin) 130
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Time for my favorite part of the Midwinter Holiday: the bit where White Christmas takes 7 minutes to dunk on modern dance. 052
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2025HEY! I KNOW THESE GUYS. CC @mattwest.bsky.social 120
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/11/2025You should definitely stop by and use our powder room. 2141
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 26/09/2025I also vote black nose freckle side, but I'm biased towards nose freckles. 110
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I have this, so I guess I need to follow @iaburns.bsky.social now? 010
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 04/08/2025ALSO, semi-related, but: it's comforting to know that as the hulking bulk of social media changes that getting ratioed ta fuck is still a thing that happens. 100
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Anybody else noticing this in their Google news feed? I have started getting links to pseudo-science trash articles that look like they're from Yale or Northwestern and... They are definitely NOT. They're not actually from Fox News, either but some fly-by-night keto AI site? 010
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 16/07/2025If you're curious what kind of friend I am, I'm the friend who gets these kinds of texts: 0100
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/04/2025A dog wandered into our yard last night, and some quick sleuthing determined that it belonged to a neighbor. @francisfernandez.com returned the pup, but mentioned that the reception was a bit frosty. I did not realize until he'd made it to the corner that he was wearing this hat: 150
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Is this going to give me wicked heartburn? Do I care? No, no I do not. 180
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 30/12/20249. Head back to Indiana. I still have a sinus infection. Weather is terrible. Do eventually make it home. Cats are pleased to see us! Etouffee chewed up an entire bag of chocolate chip cookies. She shows no remorse. 040
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 30/12/20247. I get fajitas and margs with my two best gal pals. I still barely have a voice. Sorry not sorry to anyone at Uncle Juilio's on Lemmon who has to listen to me honking on for two hours last Friday night. One girlfriend's kid takes this great photo of us: 030
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Y'all. Someone please stop the NYT from giving advice on Texan food. Please. I'm begging. 130
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 08/11/2024I tried to pet Etouffee's cheek but she needed to give me kitty kisses instead. She gross. 010
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 16/10/2024Man, those @themountaingoats.bsky.social are something else. (Apologies to Wurster, I was on the wrong side of the stage and Darnielle kept walking in front of you-- hope the Rockits pizza treated you well.) 000
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2024Oh, THERE it is! Cc @jennifervestal.bsky.social 110
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2024Yes, Minneapolis, truly a burnt out hellscape. 040
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 14/06/2024Indiana is supposed to be hotter'n Satan's taint for the foreseeable future. Time for: HILLWILLIAM POOL WEEKEND. 030
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 18/05/2024Reppin' my @andreagrimes.bsky.social 🎶hot possums🎶 merch at the vinyl expo today. #HotPossums 2122
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 25/01/2024I don't have teeth but I definitely have a tiny bottle of whiskers that my friends tease me about. 110
Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/20242/3rds of the cats had dentals and the feline tooth fairy is getting 10 kitty teef. Everyone is well but alas: they took BOTH of Pepperoni's vampire bat teeth. 😭 310
