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Worrier Queen

@angermonkey.bsky.social
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She/Her/Hers When they go low, we dig trenches.

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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Send this to all your dumb family members who were like "it's FREE MONEY, how could there be a catch???"
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm 99% certain the first CD I ever bought with my own money was Shepherd Moons.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Hurry!” said Frog. “We will run and catch it.” “No!” shouted Toad. “I cannot do that.” “Why not?” asked Frog. “Because,” wailed Toad, “running after my list in not one of the things that I wrote on my list of things to do!”
Frog chases after Toad's list, blowing away in the wind, while Toad stands still, arms crossed, refusing to chase after it.

From "A List"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y'all. Put pants on and buy bread. You are adults. ...is the shaming helping?
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thinking of you, friend. I have walked this road.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still don't understand why he won't tolerate bottled yak milk.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Seriously, we moved to a 2,300 Sq foot home this year and it feels RIDICULOUSLY large. Also: the lady who owned this place from 1961 to 2008 raised EIGHT entire children here.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Y'all know my theory. I think this is about these products hitting a wall in terms of their actual utility or advancement, and these fuckers being able to say, "It's an intentional slowdown to protect humanity, and our work is essential to all humans and should be bailed out/subsidized."
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Y'all killed it! How'd it feel to pop out your brain and play Observer again???
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
EXTRA jazz hands! SO MANY JAZZ HANDS!
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also: SHIT. How I'm gonna have to be a tardigrade for Halloween, aren't I?
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
UPDATE: Sting of Death is like if Blood Waters of Dr. Z, Horror at Party Beach, and Eegah formed a polycule and raised a weird baby together.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hey, I know these guys!
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh friend, I did this exact thing walking back from the bar a month or so back. Skinned my knee and everything.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
But, but... Chiropractic cured someone of DEAFNESS! Wait, no, it didn't.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Maybe they think it's a trash can? The raccoons clearly do, given the muddy raccoon footprints down the front...
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Before and after. Yes, Amazon tossed this "Put packages in the box!" sign I ordered onto the porch, ignoring the ENORMOUS BROWN PARCEL LOCKER.
An Amazon delivery on a porch next to a large locker that says "PARCELS" on it. The freshly delivered sign that says PLEASE PLACE PACKAGES IN BOX THANK YOU, now affixed to said parcel locker in the hopes that someone, ANYONE, will put our packages in it instead of out on the porch.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Let me be clear: they feel this way because rich people told them they should. Their crappy world views (and subsequent voting habits) have been purchased with a LOT of ad buys and propaganda.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'd argue the problem is more that it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the SLIGHTLY LESS POOR consider "undeserved." Nextdoor is full folks hating on and railing against folks only one missed paycheck behind them.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You cannot say this and remain in office. He has to go. And Democrats have to make an enormous deal out of threats to exterminate an entire group of people.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What's also wild is that St Louis had, until about 20 years ago, a city directory. Not just a phone book, a list by name with address and phone number in the front half, and then a list of EVERY ADDRESS IN THE CITY and the name of who lived there in the back half.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
2026 thinkpiece Americans have lost all privacy because of social media! 1913 Small-town newspaper, front page, above the fold: Walter P. Snuggins age 22, bricklayer, of 3321 Main, died of the grippe. Neighbors report he was a nice fellow. He was born in Toledo. His favorite color was green.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ooh, I hope you found time to make it to Festival of Nations today!
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got bit by a spider a month or so back while cutting the grass and instead of superpowers I got cellulitis. 0/10, no stars, do not recommend.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Okay, well, he's trying. He got Ratko Mladic but he also got Optimus Prime. So... Mixed bag.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Someone needs to put Death's goth ass on a PIP...
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
For the first time ever, I'm going to say this and it's not a curse: I fervently hope Dolly Parton has gone to wherever she thought women like me deserved to go.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yes. Yes, good.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
They have been freed from their plastic bondage and are now fully engorged. Hat tip to @realinfowars.bsky.social for my gay little friend here.
Instructions for the care and handling of my gay frog from InfoWars. A very gay green plush frog with a kicky blue neckerchief.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Update: I flip this section of sidewalk the bird every time we walk past it now. Which is a lot, because it's between our house and our favorite cinema bar.
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blee @tane.us · 15/08/2026
i'll always be thinking about this interaction for the rest of my life
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I live in a Bosnian neighborhood, and: Can confirm. Also: the coffee bar is a "private club" and the man behind will pull an espresso for you, but it will be BEGRUDGINGLY. Polite but surly.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I need to know what the location context is but I'm DEFINITELY in.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I LITERALLY think of the "Racial Sensitivity" episode every time it happens. "At this rate, Viridian Dynamics will employ everyone in the world by the end of the month."
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm concerned that it seemed like the tech bros had disposed of a body before.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
CHRIS??? - My Google home AI, probably.
A bug on a doorbell camera that my Google will probably tag as my mailman, Chris.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
It also thinks every blond man who comes to our door is our friend D. Mike. AI facial recognition has some progress to make, is what I'm saying.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
OH MY GOD. Guess who just delivered my mail and Google DID NOT RECOGNIZE. Apparently all Black men are Chris now EXCEPT the actual Chris.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mail carrier is a man named Chris. Chris is very nice and very good at his job. Chris also happens to be Black. I tagged him in my Google doorbell camera. Now every time anyone who happens to be Black comes to my door, Google cheerfully alerts me that Chris is here. My doorbell is racist.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Why do we act this way at 8:30 in the morning? OH, I dunno, probably because we're sick to our fucking eyeballs of useless men providing their opinions on medical care that doesn't fucking concern them? Could that be it? I hope this protestor dude stubs his toe every morning until he dies.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
So you’re telling me the ONLY safe foods are ice cream and ravioli?? That I have to *exclusively* eat ice cream and ravioli until this butt parasite is resolved? Well gosh that sure is terrible news. I hope they get to the bottom of this soon.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Baby, you know how I feel about gravity!" 😡 @francisfernandez.com when I showed him footage of a helicopter egress training. Specifically: www.instagram.com/reel/Da23E-k...
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I stepped on an uneven spot on a sidewalk last night and FULLY Mitch McConnelled. Like, face planted, skinned my knee, the works. Why is it that falling down as an adult is so EMBARRASSING? Also: I get how old ladies break hips this way.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My only hope is that Lindsey Graham has gone to wherever he hoped people like me ended up.
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Greg Jericho @grogsgamut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jen.
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I LOVE this!
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Worrier Queen @angermonkey.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Orange IS the superior Starburst, it is the children who are wrong.
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