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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🦇 Animal #1039 🐉 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟥🟩 🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 4.5 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Went and had a splinter removed by the doc. Now I have to deal with numb limbs?! Worse than the splinter.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Of course the largest hard drive in the file server is throwing SMART errors. Of course that's now a $300 drive.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 24/12/2025
my body is a machine that turns disk space into not enough disk space
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
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LeNooby09 @lenooby09.twinkers.online · 16/12/2025
legendary item
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alex guenther @guentheralex.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
yep, here's the part... and then he actually says, to us, the readers, "why did i go into such detail?" he knew he was getting out of character but he just loved his coffee equipment too much to hold back lol
left him with that bright chatter and went out to the kitchen at the back. I turned the hot water on and got the coffee maker down off the shelf. I wet the rod and measured the stuff into the top and by that time the water was steaming. I filled the lower half of the dingus and set it on the flame. I set the upper part on top and gave it a twist so it would bind.

By that time he had come in after me. He leaned in the doorway a moment and then edged across to the breakfast nook and slid into the seat. He was still shaking. I got a bottle of Old Grand-Dad off the shelf and poured him a shot in a big glass. I knew he would need a big glass. Even with that he had to use both hands to get it to his mouth. He swallowed, put the glass down with a thud, and hit the back of the seat with a jar.

“Almost passed
The coffee maker was almost ready to bubble. I turned the flame low and watched the water rise. It hung a little at the bottom of the glass tube. I turned the flame up just enough to get it over the hump and then turned it low again quickly. I stirred the coffee and covered it. I set my timer for three minutes. Very methodical guy, Marlowe. Nothing must interfere with his coffee technique. Not even a gun in the hand of a desperate character.

I poured him another slug. “Just sit there,” I said. “Don’t say a word. Just sit.”

He handled the second slug with one hand. I did a fast wash-up in the bathroom and the bell of the timer went just as I got back. I cut the flame and set the coffee maker on a straw mat on the table. Why did I go into such detail? Because the charged atmosphere made every little thing stand out as a performance, a movement distinct and vastly important. It was one of those hypersensitive moments when all you...
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Blueeye @blueeyed.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't let the compliments get to you, bury them in a bottle and shove them deep into an inky void and forget they exist.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Ben Cartwright-Cox @benjojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
New Blog! There is lots of RFC1918 space out there, yet most people use the same 10 /24 subnets I ended up having my OOB LAN collide with someone's home network a few weeks ago, and decided to find a new subnet to use that won't collide backed up with actual usage data!
blog.benjojo.co.uk
Picking uncontested private IP subnets with usage data
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 16/05/2025
best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want
серафими многоꙮчитїи
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Florian Hetz @florianhetz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Liam, Berlin
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I live for this type of statue. We need more
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/04/2025
I'm so horny I would let you explain transformers to me (either)
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I wanted to balls deep this week. I'm now second guessing that decision.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I was excited for Dungeons and Dragons. For various reasons none of my ttrpg games have met this month. After sitting in chat for a few minutes I realized it was cancelled. 😭
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Grymoria ($203/$300) | Mental Health Hiatus @grymoria.blacksky.app · 15/02/2025
If you see this, post a picture from your device without explanation
An art tutorial on how to make glue drops
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Just gotta reinstall windows, nice and easy! *3 hours later* Great. An unrelated drive have been wiped and all of my efi partitions are missing? Rabble rabble
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OnlyMemes @onlymemes.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Good morning, skeeters. The dumpster fire with me honors inner dumpster fire within you.
On a pale pink background, a lighter red dumpster with purple wheels is on fire. The words surrounding it read “MAY THE DUMPSTER FIRE WITHIN YOU BURN BRIGHTER THAN THE DUMPSTER FIRE AROUND YOU.” meme by theinkroad.com
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Matthew Hahn @matthewhahn.com · 15/01/2025
I am a former incarcerated firefighter. I served in a California fire camp from 2009 to 2012. Misinformation is afire on the internet, so here are facts about the prison firefighter program, all in one place. A thread.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I've had this meat mech suit for 3 decades now. I'm still continually surprised at new ways it's keeping me on notice.
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BNO News @bnonews.com · 01/01/2025
JUST IN: Tesla Cybertruck explodes at the entrance to Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
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Freddy Fazbear Shady Facts ☕️ @pookiesaurusrex.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I’m sorry but SONIC DID WHAT TO MUFASA???
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
No cat, you're supposed to be where I can pet you not on my feet under the blanket
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 11/12/2024
here's a Sora generated video of gymnastics
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Nope. Too cozy. Oh I have to work? No, I quit due to the aforementioned condition of being too cozy.
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Just Joshua @noshayminthat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Days until Christmas:
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Whelp. Guess I'm not _that_ gay
Spotify wrapped summary from 2024.

Top artists showing: Cosmo Sheldrake, DVA, Caravan Palace, Fish in a Birdcage, Tally Hall

Top songs showing: Mama's Gun, Wash My Hands, HABANERO, Blacksnake, The Cult of Dionysus

60,187 Minutes listened
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 26/11/2024
Signal alone is not enough. If you are an activist, you need a complete self-defense against surveillance. @eff.org has been maintaining these resources for years: ssd.eff.org
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Surveillance Self-Defense
We’re the Electronic Frontier Foundation, an independent non-profit working to protect online privacy for over thirty years. This is Surveillance Self-Defense: our expert guide to protecting you and y...
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
No I won't order you an LTE to VGA adapter, it's 2024 use HDMI.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
THIS IS HUGE! An HIV PrEP drug candidate in the form of a twice-yearly subcutaneous injection has been shown to reduce HIV infections by 96% in a SECOND late-stage Phase III trial. Lenacapavir was 99.9% effective at preventing HIV in MORE THAN 2,000 participants. Let’s talk about that! 🧪🧵⬇️
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I didn't impulse buy a 3D printer you did!
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
A guide for which versions of Batman are cops and which ones aren't. Golden Age Batman, pre-Robin: Not a cop, even though he shoots people. Has an antagonistic relationship with the Gotham PD.
Golden-Age Batman, pre-Robin, brandishing a gun.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Maybe I have too many projects. Oh look, another project!
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Ann Monster Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
this tweet did not end where i expected
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/home/itsoasus @itsoasus.com · 24/07/2024
🤬🤬🤬
A meme with "Look at this dumb shit. Look at it."

Shows a screenshot of "Best Buy Valued Partner Induction Training". It lists a true or false question saying "We should greet all Best Buy customers." It is marked true. There is a dialog box in the middle saying "Incorrect. You did not select the correct response. We Welcome our customers, not greet them."A dingo flipping a table in rage.The dictionary definition of welcome.

noun

an instance or manner of greeting someone
"you will receive a warm welcome"

exclamation

used to greet someone in a glad or friendly way
"welcome to the Wildlife Park"

verb

greet (someone arriving) in a glad, polite, or friendly way
"hotels should welcome guests in their own language"

adjective

(of a guest or new arrival) gladly received
"visitors with disabilities are always welcome"
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Iain Bancarz 🇨🇦 @iainrb.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
SF WRITER: I wrote "All Glory To The Pansexual Socialist Space Republic" to explore radical alternatives to capitalism in a science fiction setting SF FANS, years later: We need more non-political science fiction, like the classic "All Glory To The Pansexual Socialist Space Republic"
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PupKnot @thepupknot.bsky.social · 03/01/2024
First workout of 2024 and feeling thick, this is gonna be a good year #tiddytuesday #pupplay #musclepup
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Rhett Derrick @lawzag.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
I don’t care if it’s fake.
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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
Anyone ever see "Undulatus Asperitas" in the wild? I've never had the "pleasure" (😬) myself, but I'm curious how it would feel to see the whole sky freaking the fuck out like that!
Photograph of a country road (in New Hampshire) with extremely rare and strange "Undulatus Asperitas" clouds in the sky above; a roiling, undulating, pattern similar to the poison clouds of Jupiter.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/10/2023
As an aside, the most annoying thing about charitable giving is that now you're forever in their email database. Even if you've opted out! Please, non-profits: Just take my money and send me a receipt and let that be the end of it. I'm more likely to give again if I don't hear from you after that.
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