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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Doesnt webtoon train their generative AI on the comics?
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Somehow never updated but always working.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh shit I started a print last night
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
🦇 Animal #1039 🐉 I figured it out in 2 guesses! 🟥🟩 🔥 2 | Avg. Guesses: 4.5 metazooa.com #metazooa
metazooa.com
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"Nah bitch your profiteroles didn't raise! You kept opening the oven!"
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
It's 4!
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Or ya know. I've barely got money for groceries this needs to last me because I splurged on meat.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Decentralized Claude Code
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Went and had a splinter removed by the doc. Now I have to deal with numb limbs?! Worse than the splinter.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Pathfinder Second Edition has degrees of success. But a 20 will always hit or move it up a degree of success.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Of course the largest hard drive in the file server is throwing SMART errors. Of course that's now a $300 drive.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Sorry. Just last week I was considering how it was an underused word.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Copilot seems to handle the k8 manifests I've thrown at it _okay_ but I've for sure had to make adjustments.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
What you don't like it when the cat pegs your pressure points in rapid succession?
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
They actually just started doing it this last fall! So version 26 is the first. I and all of the Apple admins I know are very happy with the change.
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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 24/12/2025
my body is a machine that turns disk space into not enough disk space
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
todays my birthday. it’s also the day 16 years ago I discovered that a customer for the data center I worked at had racked 3 full cabinets with over $200k of brand new server hardware on top of $80 of canned soda from our customer lounge vending machine to avoid spending $600 on mounting rails
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
See I want a basic DNS server with next to no OS. Eyeballing Nix and CoreOS. But I'm also not the most patient lately and I don't know if I want to deal with trying Nix knowing things like this.
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LeNooby09 @lenooby09.twinkers.online · 16/12/2025
legendary item
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alex guenther @guentheralex.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
yep, here's the part... and then he actually says, to us, the readers, "why did i go into such detail?" he knew he was getting out of character but he just loved his coffee equipment too much to hold back lol
left him with that bright chatter and went out to the kitchen at the back. I turned the hot water on and got the coffee maker down off the shelf. I wet the rod and measured the stuff into the top and by that time the water was steaming. I filled the lower half of the dingus and set it on the flame. I set the upper part on top and gave it a twist so it would bind.

By that time he had come in after me. He leaned in the doorway a moment and then edged across to the breakfast nook and slid into the seat. He was still shaking. I got a bottle of Old Grand-Dad off the shelf and poured him a shot in a big glass. I knew he would need a big glass. Even with that he had to use both hands to get it to his mouth. He swallowed, put the glass down with a thud, and hit the back of the seat with a jar.

“Almost passed
The coffee maker was almost ready to bubble. I turned the flame low and watched the water rise. It hung a little at the bottom of the glass tube. I turned the flame up just enough to get it over the hump and then turned it low again quickly. I stirred the coffee and covered it. I set my timer for three minutes. Very methodical guy, Marlowe. Nothing must interfere with his coffee technique. Not even a gun in the hand of a desperate character.

I poured him another slug. “Just sit there,” I said. “Don’t say a word. Just sit.”

He handled the second slug with one hand. I did a fast wash-up in the bathroom and the bell of the timer went just as I got back. I cut the flame and set the coffee maker on a straw mat on the table. Why did I go into such detail? Because the charged atmosphere made every little thing stand out as a performance, a movement distinct and vastly important. It was one of those hypersensitive moments when all you...
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Started seeing a guy, and upon learning he's never seen it I proclaimed I was making him watch it. This marks the start of my 5th or 6th viewing.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I mean, SMB in general kinda sucks.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Which game is this?
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Blueeye @blueeyed.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
In case you were unaware. It _was_ awesome... ly incorrect.
A screen shot from CNN of a now corrected definition of the phrase "Notices bulges Owo what's this?" 

This phrase refers to an older meme from 4chan, a largely unmoderated online forum, Cohen said. The meme comes from furry subculture and is about being unable to distinguish someone's gender, Cohen explained. "A lot of these memes are designed specifically as dog whistles," he said. "You have to be fairly in tune with the idea that these are messages for that meaning."
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Draw apples for 3 hours! It doesn't solve anything, but you'll be good at drawing apples.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hack the planet yo
media.tenor.com
a man in a car is screaming and says hack the planet
Alt: Gif of the movie Hackers. As a man is being arrested he yells "Hack the planet"
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
No he's just being friendly
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Don't let the compliments get to you, bury them in a bottle and shove them deep into an inky void and forget they exist.
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Ben Cartwright-Cox @benjojo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
New Blog! There is lots of RFC1918 space out there, yet most people use the same 10 /24 subnets I ended up having my OOB LAN collide with someone's home network a few weeks ago, and decided to find a new subnet to use that won't collide backed up with actual usage data!
blog.benjojo.co.uk
Picking uncontested private IP subnets with usage data
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Thanks. I was blissfully unaware of this existing
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 16/05/2025
best unicode character is "ꙮ" without a doubt. used one time in a single 15th century manuscript to emphasise "many-eyed seraphim" and unicode thought it was really important that we can type that whenever we want
серафими многоꙮчитїи
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I get head pats regularly. 10/10 would recommend
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Florian Hetz @florianhetz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Liam, Berlin
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I live for this type of statue. We need more
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 06/04/2025
I'm so horny I would let you explain transformers to me (either)
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Love our brother. 10 years and we had to replace the toner
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Maybe it's just generic Joy erasure
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I especially love that it's "Outlook (new)" now
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
"My stomach hurts. I bet it's guilt rather than not eating in 18 hours."
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
All things considered he looks good for being 103!
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Do bird calls. Let the birds know you're a hot single in the area looking to fuck and peep at them when they show up with your binoculars like a pervert
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I know I love needing 4 layers in the morning and 1 on my commute home.
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Me not realizing it was a video meeting and scrambling to find the webcam: they're honored to see my poorly lit face
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Oh dear that's a lot of capacity. My 30TB array is thankfully a JBOD so I only have to get a couple new drives at a time
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Upgrading the whole array at once?
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Opossum @angerbravo.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Lucille Bluthe from Arrested Development, holding a cupcake and respectfully saying "Good for her"
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