crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026As the saying goes: red sky at night, September nor’easter on the way, alright. 1112
crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026PCA: all the red this year on his Savant page really jumps out when you look year by year. He was always elite in the field and on the basepaths but he put it all together at the plate this year, at age 24. Dominant and impressive even beyond being the 7th 40/40 guy ever. 032
crit @anecdoche.com · 19/09/2026clocking out of the grid posting factory for the week. this weekend, try that new coffee spot in town. call a friend and tell them a stupid joke. wave at a giant skeleton and say “ooo, big skelly!” 031
crit @anecdoche.com · 18/09/2026I made a playlist. You want to listen to it sooooooo badly. music.apple.com/us/playlist/... 150
crit @anecdoche.com · 17/09/2026Tomorrow @perennialtheband.bsky.social blasts Modernism out into the world like a rocket out of a cannon. It is mod chic. It is synth punk. It is full tilt. It is fresh air. And just look at that pink vinyl! 190
crit @anecdoche.com · 14/09/2026I am calling for a complete and total shut down of all New York sports teams until they stop having guys from Massachusetts. The Yankees have Rice and Schlittler and now this. Enough is enough. 000
crit @anecdoche.com · 13/09/2026Baker Mayfield and Cooper Rush are just not going to throw the ball downfield. They’re also both losing. 000
crit @anecdoche.com · 12/09/2026Jawbreaker’s “Accident Prone” was playing on the house music when Hayley Williams took the stage tonight. An extremely Crit moment. Great show. 070
crit @anecdoche.com · 05/09/2026Is everyone ready to be normal about this yet? Because it's awesome 240
crit @anecdoche.com · 26/08/2026Roman Anthony homers (1) on a line drive to right center field. Isiah Kiner-Falefa scores. 030
crit @anecdoche.com · 25/08/2026Hello from Worcester. Roman Anthony has a hit and a bases loaded four pitch walk through two innings in Worcester. (My nemesis IKF is leading off and burned a challenge in his first AB.) 160
crit @anecdoche.com · 23/08/2026I have now been to one more RIFC game than Kawhi Leonard. @pablo.show 41247
crit @anecdoche.com · 22/08/2026The Sox were off last night so I took myself to see a film. Jane Schoenbrun once again stitches deeply personal queer experience with film influences and technical chops into something really special. I can’t wait to see it again. 010
crit @anecdoche.com · 17/08/2026Heads up for tomorrow gang! We’ve got a rainy Monay commute with lingering shwrs. 020
crit @anecdoche.com · 15/08/2026Well now we know Phoebe Bridgers was the famous singer-songwriter hinted at in the GQ Mike Kinsella profile back in March. He plays guitar on the song “Bobby” www.gq.com/story/americ... 030
crit @anecdoche.com · 08/08/2026Red Sox weren’t tired after that long back and forth game of the year last night, following it up with an easy 13-1 win. All nine starters had at least one hit and our big beautiful boy Tolle had his velocity up and dominated: 6 innings, 2 hits, 14 Ks, 24 whiffs. 000
crit @anecdoche.com · 07/08/2026The White Sox were up 4-0, 5-2, 7-5, 9-7, 10-9, and 11-10. Final: Red Sox win 12-11 in 13 innings. Never in doubt. 062
crit @anecdoche.com · 28/07/2026Huge gig last night. Saw Broken Social Scene (with Emily Haines!) do “Anthems For a Seventeen Year-Old Girl” 021
crit @anecdoche.com · 24/07/2026Happy If I Let It Quiet release day! Congrats @brosaleigh.bsky.social! I’m lucky enough to have been listening to this for a few months; it is excellent. It creates its own sonic universe, a warm, cozy, open world waking dream inviting you to step inside and explore. 1134
crit @anecdoche.com · 18/07/2026The Marquee Cubs broadcast just showed an INCREDIBLE shirt during Take Me Out to the Ballgame and cut away real quick 13212
crit @anecdoche.com · 14/07/2026Netflix paid millions of dollars for the Home Run Derby and I guess zero dollars on ideas to make it different or better than previous broadcasts. The lack of stats was definitely a choice. 020
crit @anecdoche.com · 28/06/2026After 18 years in six places in or just outside Boston today is day one in suburbia. I will miss the city. I will not miss my landlord. It doesn’t feel real yet. Excited to have a yard and some space and a pool. I already made a new friend. 3120
crit @anecdoche.com · 26/06/2026Went to the zoo today. They still have Little Joe signs up and full price merch. “They’re taking advantage of his NIL!” - my wife 010
crit @anecdoche.com · 16/06/2026“That’s an old-school light no one uses anymore,” Crewdson says. “It would be so easy to do that with AI or digital effects, but we made that.” Hell yeah, practical effects! 030
crit @anecdoche.com · 09/06/2026Google AI: I know which song that lyric is from! Here's a link to a completely different song by a different band! 010
crit @anecdoche.com · 23/05/2026I love Wilyer Abreu. He’s been one of the few Red Sox bright spots this year. I’ve noticed him going the other way a lot more (34% this year, 25% & 24% the last two years) and as a result his average has been hovering around .300. 010
crit @anecdoche.com · 20/05/2026Saw Howard Bryant talk to @kentremendous.bsky.social & @joeposnanski.com about their new book tonight at the Brattle Theater. Then they kicked us all out to show Desperately Seeking Susan. 030
![Today 8:35 PM [I sent this text]
It's 5-2 White Sox. Earlier in the year I'd be like "it's over, I hate everything, we should do a January 6 at Fenway" and yeah we'd still watch it but I'd grumble the whole time. Now I'm like "it's only the 4th inning and we have CALEB DURBIN and ANDRUW MONASTERIO, it's fine!"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:huqq4zj2fozvf3r4nykksrcg/bafkreiaysa6jlp2x7ypiyr2spfptz7v2ahzezfgoyilxvvelavvsz6xvjm)
![I googled: "if assholes could fly this place would be busier than ohare" because I forgot which Alkaline Trio song the lyric was from and wanted to put it on.
AI Google results: You are quoting the legendary Alkaline Trio lyric from their track "You're Dead," off the 2001 album From Here to Infirmary. It is a classic line that perfectly captures some intense angst and frustration!
For a look back at the iconic tracks from From Here to Infirmary, including the song you're referencing: [link to "if assholes could fly, this place would be an airport" by Caribou]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:huqq4zj2fozvf3r4nykksrcg/bafkreihhkeathwo3hetqyazg2wro5fmersstxqcehdafdloh5n7wel3khm)
