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crit @anecdoche.com · 3h
I was in a hipster coffee shop and overheard them saying this.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 13h
post-apocalyptic doesn't mean we all stop dancing
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Spanish Love Songs "Doom Tripping" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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crit @anecdoche.com · 13h
Caught on the kiss cam
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crit @anecdoche.com · 13h
Bruins 1-0 btw and look at this dandy
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crit @anecdoche.com · 14h
Enough.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 14h
Midwest emo
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crit @anecdoche.com · 16h
Schlittler threw the curve 10% all season, 27% tonight thru 3. Red Sox have swung at it 9 times and whiffed 7. He’s hard enough to hit without this wrinkle. Woof.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 16h
The White Sox have the Mandate of Heaven (the Chicago Pope wrote them a letter *and* they get to play the .500 Astros)
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Perennial @perennialtheband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“There’s just no one doing it like Perennial. It’s mod chic. It’s synth punk. It’s garage rock. It’s classic yet modern. It’s full tilt … Their live show is can’t miss. Many things can be described as lightning in a bottle. Perennial is the lightning that escaped from the bottle.”
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
New blog post! 9 great songs, some good news, some recs (a book, a tv show, a podcast) and some poetry.
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Talking heads on the radio say we can live through a nuclear war
and if you could make it out, you'd start to ask what your friends evaporated for
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crit @anecdoche.com · 29/09/2026
He will be forever remembered as the guy who caught the final out in the 2004 World Series
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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/09/2026
This is very good.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/09/2026
Liberty Biberty has died
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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/09/2026
Good band. Their first few records were really special but then you can hear they got bored. The fame went to their heads. The new stuff is exciting though now that they replaced Lil Tim with Medium Tim. It’ll all make for a heck of a documentary one day.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 28/09/2026
Choosin’ Texas is the Reason
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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026
Alex Bregman currently looks like the Terminator after getting hit in the face with a foul ball seven days ago and he’s hit two homers in three innings.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026
Why did they let Mac Jones out there in a Drake Maye jersey that’s not fair
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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026
You know who would rock the hell out of that gig? @perennialtheband.bsky.social
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crit @anecdoche.com · 27/09/2026
Not a single guitar player strapped to the front of a giant stack of amps on one of these trucks? Boring.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 26/09/2026
Baseball is so good.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 26/09/2026
“The benefit of the doubt is more than an expression. It is a life philosophy that asks us to be curious before we are certain, to leave room for an explanation, and to remember that the person on our screen has a life beyond the moment we are watching.”
themomoftheyear.substack.com
I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 26/09/2026
Once per game on Jeopardy you should be able to go “uhh, fuckin… umm” when it’s on the tip of your tongue and @kenjennings.bsky.social has to accept it. Not allowed on daily doubles.
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A Place For Owls @aplaceforowls.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All Thieves, Vol. 1 is the new collaborative EP from A Place For Owls, featuring seven songs created with phoneswithchords, Josaleigh Pollett, Ben Seretan, Flight Mode, Gol Olímpico, Adam Anglin, and Nathan K.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
As the saying goes: red sky at night, September nor’easter on the way, alright.
This is my front yard. There’s a tree and a stump and the grass needs to be cut but you probably couldn’t tell from this. The sky looks cool as hell. Storm’s a-comin’.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
New blog post! 9 great songs, some good news, some recs (a book, a tv show, a podcast) and some poetry.
anecdoche.com
Talking heads on the radio say we can live through a nuclear war
and if you could make it out, you'd start to ask what your friends evaporated for
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
I ran a summer camp for many years and did all the interviewing and hiring for most of it. Someone walking in with or without a beverage would barely even register. Who cares?
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
Yes, wanting all humans on the planet to be free means my mind is controlled by a virus. Good call, Sherlock. Instead we should just keep murdering innocent people in perpetuity, that is somehow better. You're so smart!
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
I like your answer. I wasn't even going to engage with that post. Anyone who believes his crisis PR "apology" that he had to literally read off a teleprompter is too gullible to be trusted with anything. He just wanted to do as little as possible to stay safe. Total loser behavior.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
The shows are officially cancelled now and these replies are bonkers so I'm muting this. While you're here you might as well subscribe to my blog so you can discover some cool new artists who would never be friends with Robert Kraft.
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Anecdoche by Crit
A (mostly) music blog written by your friend Crit.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
I made a post about one thing and you’re mad that it’s not about something else. You seem chill!
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
Oh my goodness, sorry MY one post didn’t address all of YOUR concerns!
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
It's Ed Sheeran weekend at Gillette and the forecast is rain all weekend. A huge nor'easter is coming. The Red Sox are talking about moving their Saturday game to Tampa, that's how wet it's going to be. Good luck out there, Ed! Free Palestine, bitch.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 25/09/2026
Kirby. The lil pink dude. Inhales stuff. Sorry about your moon, Venus.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026
PCA: all the red this year on his Savant page really jumps out when you look year by year. He was always elite in the field and on the basepaths but he put it all together at the plate this year, at age 24. Dominant and impressive even beyond being the 7th 40/40 guy ever.
Pete Crow-Armstrong's Savant comparison. 2024 vs 2025 vs 2026. He was always an elite runner and fielder but his batting numbers took an enormous leap this season. He cut down on swinging at pitches outside the zone, his walks skyrocketed, and he's crushing the ball like never before. Wildly impressive. Talk about a guy putting it all together. His 40/40 is impressive but all that red is just monstrous. This is 'best player in the league type' stuff and he's doing it all at age 24. Even with Shohei around, this won't be his only MVP award.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026
The leap PCA took this year is insane. He’s 24! Pitches/PA 2024: 3.46 2025: 3.56 2026: 3.96 BB% 2024: 5.1% 2025: 4.5% 2026: 11.4% First pitch swing 2024: 51% 2025: 53% 2026: 40% 3-0 counts seen 2024: 1.5% (6) 2025: 2.6% (17) 2026: 4.8% (34) Out of zone swing % 2024: 41% 2025: 42% 2026: 34%
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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026
Show 'em Kelly
youtube.com
Camp Cope - The Opener (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026
Plane! at the airport
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crit @anecdoche.com · 24/09/2026
Great work on tv tonight!
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crit @anecdoche.com · 23/09/2026
This is a cool record from a cool Boston band
heyimoutside.bandcamp.com
Loud Ass Barking Dogs, by hey i'm outside
14 track album
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crit @anecdoche.com · 23/09/2026
Wait til he hears about life insurance
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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crit @anecdoche.com · 22/09/2026
First of all, wow. Second, am I crazy for thinking that if *HBO* is there shooting a show about my *long feud w my neighbor* that I’m totally gonna roll a tank in to flex on em. One of them definitely did this!
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crit @anecdoche.com · 22/09/2026
I already knew ESPN had jumped the shark but it appears the *squints* Savannah Bananas are playing Monday Night Football?
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crit @anecdoche.com · 21/09/2026
Low energy post. His heart isn’t even into his lies anymore. Sad.
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/09/2026
ICE shot a DoorDash delivery guy.
statesman.com
Attorney: Austin man shot by ICE agent was making DoorDash delivery
A Venezuelan man shot by an ICE agent in Austin was making a DoorDash delivery, his attorney said. Wilber Rafael Garces Perez, 28, was later released from the hospital into ICE custody.
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crit @anecdoche.com · 21/09/2026
They have enshittified enshittification
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crit @anecdoche.com · 20/09/2026
Patriots running back depth chart: Stevenson (fumble problems) Henderson (transphobic tweets) Not great!
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 20/09/2026
Damon Albarn beginning the Gorillaz US tour by holding up the Palestinian flag and talking about how you should never be neutral is really nice to see but also really funny that he did this with a giant muppet right behind him
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crit @anecdoche.com · 20/09/2026
Kerry!!!! This is so wholesome!
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