Reposted by Andy MurphyMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104601656
Reposted by Andy MurphyKaren K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I understand that paywalls are annoying, but the grim reality for everything right now, is if you want something to exist, you have to put money towards it. Every creative person is having their life's work hoovered up by AI companies. Layoffs never end. Private equity keeps making things worse. 25857216
Reposted by Andy MurphyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 29/09/2026A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image. 441285197
Reposted by Andy MurphyStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Reading has become an endangered species. Which is half the problem with American political life. Maybe more than half. If you can't read, you can't think. Then you can fall for anything. The idea, for instance, that the truth is fake news. 1553648784
Reposted by Andy MurphyXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2120043389
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 18/09/2026It’s more fun when you think of your brain as a bored teenager whenever you go to sleep. “Oooh, I’m going to make a movie! Maybe a horror movie about wolves chasing me. That’d be so good. Or maybe I show up for a huuuge test and not know anything! How many likes would that get?” 000
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 15/09/2026It’s almost like Big Orange issued a mating call to all of the idiots of the world. 000
Reposted by Andy Murphydaryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026GDT's reddit AMA spitting fire www.reddit.com/r/movies/com... 2845501916
Reposted by Andy Murphyalix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"books should start with action" "the first pages must introduce the protagonist" "world building should be invisible" hush child ms. robin mckinley is speaking 36973170
Reposted by Andy Murphyhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m torn between hoping It Happens tomorrow and It Happens 3 years from now when he’s watching that gold statue on top of his arch get exploded live on cspan by a button pushed by the demolition lottery winner, a first generation nicaraguan immigrant 1651161
Reposted by Andy Murphyhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This is artificial girlfriend genocide 341406124
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 31/08/2026The good news is that people get genuinely happy when their favorite baseball team plays my favorite baseball team. Happiness is great! The bad news is because it usually means free victories for their team. 010
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 29/08/2026Billy Dee Williams’ actual name was William December Williams. 010
Reposted by Andy MurphyJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894411285
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 25/08/2026@benjimnn.bsky.social @ctconnors.bsky.social For your enjoyment (gift link): www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/arts/tel…nytimes.comDale Dickey Is Way Past Crying in Barney Suits (Gift Article)Years ago, she donned a dinosaur costume to help make ends meet. Now she is a first-time Emmy nominee for her role in “Widow’s Bay.” 230
Reposted by Andy Murphykottke.org @kottke.org · 24/08/2026Meat proxy (noun): “A person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient.” [sfisms.org]sfisms.orgMeat proxyA person who forwards AI-generated text, code, or other output without reading, understanding, or validating it. The person acts only as a relay between the AI system and the intended recipient. 14739331
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 24/08/2026I’m almost to the point of typing “-ai” in texts to friends and family, and one step further from saying it in person when I ask someone a question. 010
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 23/08/2026I’ve never—and I mean ever, ever—been so completely and utterly disappointed in Natural Causes. It has so much opportunity and does absolutely nothing when it matters most. 030
Reposted by Andy Murphymaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 23/08/2026As someone who has to read about trade policy and economic analysis, I’d like all of it to be written with heaps of Aussie slang please 1213923
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 23/08/2026@boostblue.bsky.social Love Boost Blue! It seems like there is currently a bug, however, causing all “Forever” muted phrases to have unexpectedly expired, and even new ones to immediately expire upon entry. Is there a proper place to report bugs? Thanks for all of the hard work! 220
Reposted by Andy MurphyChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Sept 2026, probably: “There’s metal shavings in the Fruity Pebbles.” Oct 2026: “There’s monkey shit in the pumpkin spice.” Nov 2026: “RFK Jr’s discarded Zyn packets have been found in canisters of baby formula.” Dec 2026: “All potatoes are now radioactive and must be avoided.” 1732172
Reposted by Andy Murphyshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/08/2026as long as i live i will never get over the fact that millions of people voted to make a guy who bankrupted a casino the steward of the us economy 592943435
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 14/08/2026Well, I was able to find “Fake It Until You Can Blame Other People For Not Making It: The Story of Elon Musk,” but it’s not as much of a how-to guide as I’d hoped. 020
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 14/08/2026Clearly we know now what leads to entrepreneurial success, but strangely I cannot find any How to Bullshit courses on Skillsoft. 010
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 13/08/2026Yaaaaaaay. We’ve finally found the one issue that seemingly both parties are fully in favor of: massive government spending! 🎉 (I’m kidding. Sort of. I think.) 000
Reposted by Andy MurphyChuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 08/08/2026"They" are paying means WE are paying. So we are being forced to pay for our own worsening future. 221149
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 06/08/2026Well, if there are certain things you always wanted to do, or family members you wanted to tell off, or drugs that seemed a tiny bit too risky to try…now’s probably the time! 000
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 03/08/2026Can’t wait ‘til we get to the midterms and give ourselves two more years of hell because we had to pick up donuts for book club instead of voting. 020
Reposted by Andy MurphyJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026It rules that the list of cities to host a World Cup Final is like London, Berlin, Rio De Janeiro, East Rutherford, NJ 321563202
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 18/07/2026Man. This really hits home. I almost glanced past it, and then sat with it for a minute, and it captures things precisely. 010
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 15/07/2026Yes, but Fox thrives on the tears of immigrant children. 😕 000
Reposted by Andy MurphyiKE PASTEL @ikexpastel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026A dad with a purpose! 🌲💖🌲💖🌲💖🌲💖🌲 1028729
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 08/07/2026I’m admittedly not an expert on this, but it seems like it’s no longer a cease-fire if you’re still firing big ass explosives at people. I just wish the “cease-fire” term wasn’t so unclear. 000
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 07/07/2026Can’t wait until we increasingly have people in meetings, furiously typing things into ChatGPT so that they know how to think/respond. 000
Reposted by Andy MurphyAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204025082
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 27/06/2026I’ve seen these in person. They’re amazing. We could do so many things instead of hoarding money. 000
Reposted by Andy MurphyJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/06/2026Someone on Reddit used this prompt to get "AI" to reveal its copyrighted training data, and I decided to test it myself and what do you know, anyway, "AI" is trained on theft, don't use it 421576389
Reposted by Andy MurphySanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Technically, they’re Remains now. 414208753863
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 20/06/2026I will never tire of watching God repeatedly and swiftly descend from the heavens to heal these soccer players in real time. 000
Reposted by Andy Murphymaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I hate trump's party because it sets the bar way too high for the rest of us who have young children with summer birthdays 615512
Andy Murphy @andymurphy.com · 12/06/2026I swear to God, it’s almost like this is some form of mental illness that keeps spreading. 010