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@andylevy.net
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13m
23 days until i repost bsky.app/profile/andy...
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10h
might be jim beard
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13h
LEGITIMATELY cannot believe you don’t realize what an asshole this makes you sound like
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13h
done with hockey
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13h
hockey
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 23h
this reminds me of how i am universally loved but you don’t love me
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 23h
how dare you
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 30/09/2026
bill belichick, mumbling, when you ask him how the chili cook-off went
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
all i know is when i got the email i kept scrolling going “please have solaris please have solaris” 😥
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
only two for me 😔
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
this is kevin sorbo erasure
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
email was a mistake
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DATE & TIME
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VENUE
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ATTIRE
Black Tie
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* GEORGE SANTOS * GAVIN MCINNES * DASHA NEKRASOVA * ANNA KHACHIYAN *
RYDER RIPPS * SAVANNAH CRAVEN * ARIEL PINK *
DAVID LOCA * AND MANY MOREReady for some news, Andy?
We've read your event coverage before.
Terrible writing. Uninspired. Yikes. Maybe you just did such a poor job because the events themselves were trash to begin with?
Tell you what, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Now's your chance to exercise some skill. This one will be impossible for you to fuck up.
Artists, politicians, pundits, streamers, nepo-babies - everyone you've ever wanted to interview. Across culture, across politics, across entertainment. For the first time all in the same place.
And it's the perfect place.
Where A-listers compete for private parties, where billionaires bid for weddings, where
western leaders assemble to decide the next regime to topple, we booked that venue. A venue you've never had access to before.
You're welcome.
SELECT SPOTS FOR MEDIA
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
ios is on alert for optimistic bears fans
text chains out bears/eagles

me: also you know better than i do that’s there’s plenty of time for them to blow it

drew: True but Ben Johnson’s bears don’t blow it in the same way they used to cautiously optimistic 

me: fair point

me: sending a screenshot of the above with ios putting a “report a concern” option for me in messages

me: “hi yes my friend drew is optimistic about the bears”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/09/2026
maybe worry more about the giant mccarthyism coming from the dang white house
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/09/2026
oh ffs
Adam Schefter
Trade: Vikings are sending J.J. McCarthy to the New York Giants, sources me, @rapsheet and @mikegarafolo.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 26/09/2026
happy sixth
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
sorry but we are NOT doing a second round of the inane “iced coffee at a job interview” discourse. please adjust your posting schedule accordingly
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
time to renew www.arrowvideo.com/p/4k/logan-s...
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
america needs you
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 25/09/2026
we need a nancy mace of the left
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
here’s the overall rankings
vegas first in overall rankings https://x.com/jfreshhockey/status/2103164900805599711?s=46&t=8DmpsfjnY4LUxQ7hWcl6Tw
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
i won’t be silenced
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
i still can’t believe you went to iceland and didn’t do the hot springs. epic fail on your part imo
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
how u gonna write about this and not mention that the gentleman thief thinks regular chess, on a flat board, is 3d chess
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
thank u for understanding
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
wolverine was a decent ps4 game
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 23/09/2026
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
I quickly gave Wren access to my bank accounts and apps like Google Docs, Gmail, Ticketmaster, OpenTable and Google Sheets, which all struck partnerships with Muse. From there, the experiments began.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 22/09/2026
agree
nyx (black cat) on a black grocery bag on the bed, lying on her side with her tongue sticking out
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 22/09/2026
love to try to avoid jews by going to a comedy show
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Jason Bailey @jasondashbailey.com · 19/09/2026
'Goodfellas' hit theaters on this day in 1990. I wrote about it, and the gangster movies that followed it that fall, for @nytimes.com (gift link): buff.ly/1haWCID
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
i wish they’d inspect the orange body in the dang white house!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
they died WITH the iran war, not FROM the iran war
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
is this about a joke
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
relatable
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
i am a long time fixture of the new york text scene
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
you too!
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
lol russ
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 19/09/2026
oh ffs it was a joke not a troll. renee knew it was a joke. mike knew it was a joke - we all follow each other. honestly everyone except you knew it was a joke. just stop
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
no
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
yes that’s the joke
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
renee please learn something
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
reviews seem mostly good, with some dissenters
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
you, sowing (hating summer): haha fuck yeah!!! yes!! you, reaping (getting fall): well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
worst porn ever
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
sam…you will not be forgotten 🫡
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/09/2026
wow
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
when i block
de niro as louis cypher in angel heart saying “i don’t like messy accounts”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
the way i read it (and again i could be wrong!) he’s saying that telling someone “if u don’t support dems this is what will happen to you” isn’t a threat - i.e., it’s not like saying “we’re gonna put you in camps.” and he’s further saying that even tho it isn’t a threat, it’s toxic. but idk?
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
maybe i’m reading it wrong but i think it’s the opposite here? he’s using that example as something theyd want to do something about because it IS toxic while not being an outright (bannable) threat
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
if you liked favstar you’re gonna love blustar
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