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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
email was a mistake
THE BLACKLIST BALL

The first true gala in over a century
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DATE & TIME
December 5, 2026 • 7:00 PM
VENUE
Manhattan, New York City
ATTIRE
Black Tie
JACK POSOBIEC * ROGER STONE * JAMES O'KEEFE
* GEORGE SANTOS * GAVIN MCINNES * DASHA NEKRASOVA * ANNA KHACHIYAN *
RYDER RIPPS * SAVANNAH CRAVEN * ARIEL PINK *
DAVID LOCA * AND MANY MOREReady for some news, Andy?
We've read your event coverage before.
Terrible writing. Uninspired. Yikes. Maybe you just did such a poor job because the events themselves were trash to begin with?
Tell you what, we'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Now's your chance to exercise some skill. This one will be impossible for you to fuck up.
Artists, politicians, pundits, streamers, nepo-babies - everyone you've ever wanted to interview. Across culture, across politics, across entertainment. For the first time all in the same place.
And it's the perfect place.
Where A-listers compete for private parties, where billionaires bid for weddings, where
western leaders assemble to decide the next regime to topple, we booked that venue. A venue you've never had access to before.
You're welcome.
SELECT SPOTS FOR MEDIA
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/09/2026
ios is on alert for optimistic bears fans
text chains out bears/eagles

me: also you know better than i do that’s there’s plenty of time for them to blow it

drew: True but Ben Johnson’s bears don’t blow it in the same way they used to cautiously optimistic 

me: fair point

me: sending a screenshot of the above with ios putting a “report a concern” option for me in messages

me: “hi yes my friend drew is optimistic about the bears”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/09/2026
oh ffs
Adam Schefter
Trade: Vikings are sending J.J. McCarthy to the New York Giants, sources me, @rapsheet and @mikegarafolo.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/09/2026
here’s the overall rankings
vegas first in overall rankings https://x.com/jfreshhockey/status/2103164900805599711?s=46&t=8DmpsfjnY4LUxQ7hWcl6Tw
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 23/09/2026
i gave mark zuckerberg’s ai access to my bank accounts, email, and docs. i am very smart
I quickly gave Wren access to my bank accounts and apps like Google Docs, Gmail, Ticketmaster, OpenTable and Google Sheets, which all struck partnerships with Muse. From there, the experiments began.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 22/09/2026
agree
nyx (black cat) on a black grocery bag on the bed, lying on her side with her tongue sticking out
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/09/2026
when i block
de niro as louis cypher in angel heart saying “i don’t like messy accounts”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/09/2026
tfw it’s impossible to do any serious plundering 😔
cosmic king upset that the adult legion of super-heroes is preventing the legion of super-heroes from doing any serious plundering

“THOSE HEROES HAVE BEATEN US AT EVERY TURN! WITH THE LEGION AROUND, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANY SERIOUS PLUNDERING!”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 16/09/2026
DO IT ALREADY ZACK!! (from here variety.com/2026/film/fe...)
For the longest time, I've been trying to make "The Fountainheadạiinto a movie or into TV show because it's too long. I've written it.[interviewer] That's not going to help with the right-wing allegations.

I was going to say! That's not going to help. But it's an undeniably great book.
What people don't realize is that "The Fountainhead" in the 1950s was like
"Harry Potter" now in terms of
popularity. It was off the charts. Even just the why of that is worth it. And "The Fountainhead" is an insane melodrama.
That'll probably be my magnum opus. I'll probably die on that one. And "Escape From New York" is what we're working on
right now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10/09/2026
this makes it look like you’re saying this about yourself
Reposted by Andy Kindler
Andy Kindler @andykindler.bsky.s... • 37m
→ Replied to Andy Kindler
Remember when you lied that Paul Pelosi was involved in a gay affair with his attacker? You're a receptacle for semen.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
i don’t have a jersey but i have a ratty old hat
a ny islanders fisherman cap
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
up late working on my autobiography
a passage from the book “the maniac” by benjamin labatut 

Thus, I have withstood the humiliation of being turned into a figure of fun. A buffoon. A cautionary tale, scorned by lesser men raised high by the vulgar powers of the world. I simply do not care. I stand with my back to them, my knees never bent, my shield unbroken, my sword held steadfast at the hilt, plunged deep into my chest, buried there by my own hand as I rage and I rage and I rage. It is anger that sustains me now.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
g’night!
vampire danny glick outside the window in ‘salem’s lot
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
@infinata.bsky.social saw your car today
license plate on a Jeep that reads R3BELSCM, with a plate holder that says 
MAY THE
FORCE BE WITH YOU
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 06/09/2026
kirk screaming khaaaaalshi
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/09/2026
looking good
a garish tee with marvel’s mephisto on it
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/09/2026
hell yeah
ORDER SUMMARY
ITEM
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YIPPEE KI-YAY
By: Jason Bailey
Available May 11, 2027
STATUS
Pre-Ordered
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/09/2026
what the actual fuck is this
insane tweet from entertainment writer jeff sneider 

I plan to write about Inde Navarrette for a long time. I can be a useful friend to her team... or l can share literally everything I hear about her.
The best part is, THEY get to decide. I can forgive being ghosted this summer. I won't forget, but I can forgive... just not twice.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/09/2026
mine is on order
beaumont kin
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 04/09/2026
random shot of what i’m watching
title credit for “conclave,” which is the word conclave taking up the entire screen
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/09/2026
sigh
from top to bottom, left to right:

xteink x3, seeed reterminal sticky, xteink x4 pro, xteink x4, boox palma 3, kobo clara bw, kobo libra color
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 03/09/2026
this 👏 is 👏 normal 👏
nyx (black cat) sitting in the bottom “shelf” of an over-the door closet organizer
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
i don’t even know how many years i’ve been using @1password.bsky.social but yeah unless they reverse themselves there’s no way in hell i’m renewing bsky.app/profile/ed3d...
Individual Subscription
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$47.99 per year
Renews October 25
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/09/2026
ah yes once again the racists are the real victims
In an internal Slack message obtained by The Verge, 1Password's Karimov downplayed the overtly racist comments from DHH, telling staff the following:

As I said, people have different personal opinions. You believe in your heart that DHH is evil, that you have the moral high ground, and that nothing will change your mind.
However, not everyone believes that. It is not fair to claim a monopoly and ostracize team members who might disagree with you.

There are people who are afraid to speak up simply because they will be personally attacked.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 31/08/2026
even tho @johndevore.bsky.social is quoted in it i really loved @maxevry.bsky.social’s big book on the making of david lynch’s “dune”
cover image of 
A MASTERPIECE IN DISARRAY
DAVID LYNCH'S DUNE
AN ORAL HISTORY
MAX EVRY
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 30/08/2026
scary!!
nyx (black cat) sitting by a screen door and all you see is floating eyes
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 29/08/2026
the haters are saying i cant do it
the twin peaks from a to z box set above the discs of on the air, eraserhead, the elephant man, dune, blue velvet, wild at heart, fire walk with me, lost highway, the straight story, mulholland drive, inland empire, and david lynch: the art life
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 28/08/2026
@bcdreyer.social i’m rereading nicholas meyer’s “the west end horror” and “he boasted a disputatious nose” is a fun phrase
TWO
AN INVITATION TO INVESTIGATE
Mr. Bernard Shaw's resemblance to an outsized leprechaun increased on closer inspection. His eyes were the bluest I had ever beheld, the colour of the Côte d'Azur. They twinkled with merriment when he spoke lightly and flashed when he became animated, which was not infrequently, for he was an emotional individual and a lively talker. His complexion was almost as ruddy as his hair, and he boasted a disputatious nose, broad and blunt at the tip, where the nostrils twitched and flared. His speech added to the leprechaunish impression he conveyed, for it was tinged with the
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 27/08/2026
i’m free! i’m free!!
screenshot showing that i have muted “hasan piker”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 27/08/2026
it’s me the freak who’s excited for this forum.blu-ray.com/showthread.p...
cover image of the upcoming release of the 4k blu for the pope’s exorcist
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 27/08/2026
a page from john doe’s diary in the movie “seven”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 27/08/2026
annoying @johndevore.bsky.social while watching denis dune
do u think paul’s friends want to hang at the palace because he has a hot mom
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/08/2026
oh man, there it isn’t
pic purporting to be of guy in spider-man suit punching jake lang in the face:

HearthFox 0Д
@hearthfox.bsky.social
Hahahahahahaha
Hahahahahaha
Oh man, there it is.
Lmao 1/2
AGENToriginal from x, labeled “made with AI” 

https://x.com/timeglitchpro/status/2091732823539367993?s=46&t=8DmpsfjnY4LUxQ7hWcl6Tw
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 24/08/2026
season two of twin peaks really did go to some odd places
kyle maclachlan and everett mcgill riding a worm in dune
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 21/08/2026
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 21/08/2026
lmao what a racket
Publishers Marketplace
Category: Non-fiction: Politics/Current Affairs
THE LEFT CAN'T MEME By Bridget Phetasy
Imprint: Center Street
Deal Report
August 19, 2026
Cultural commentator, comedian, and host of Dumpster Fire and Walk-Ins Welcome Bridget Phetasy's THE LEFT CAN'T MEME: HOW THE FUNNY PEOPLE BECAME THE FUN POLICE, a tour of comedy and internet meme culture in America that argues how one side lost its ability to laugh and the other side won the culture, to Alex Pappas at Center Street, at auction, for publication in summer 2027, by Anthony Mattero at CAA (NA).
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 20/08/2026
yes to this (and yes i ordered one of these a week ago, duh)
This is how computers should actually work. The reality of many IoT devices is that they are simply off-the-shelf parts refashioned into a novel form factor. The ESP32 series of chips in particular are in everything from light bulbs to smart sensors and even to open source music-making computers, with the main distinction being “do I actually have control of this hardware or is it a little cop I paid to narc on me?”
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 20/08/2026
evening post arrived
4k import of the straight story
blu of berberian sound studio 
4k of troy
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 18/08/2026
in honor of black cat appreciation day here’s the first nyx pic i ever took (feb 2022)
nyx (black cat) at around 4.5 months old sitting on a digital piano with one paw lifted
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 17/08/2026
at mom’s so naturally watching SVU and there’s a suspect named harvey bergman and all i keep hearing is
harvey birdman, attorney at law
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 14/08/2026
this must be the job he was at when morpheus called
Text Message • SMS
Today 12:49 PM
Hi Andrew, Neo here from Liberty First. I'm following up about your pre-approval. Are you still interested? Reply YES for more details or STOP to opt out.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 14/08/2026
i like to think i have it filed nicely
murder by decree 4k on my shelves next to murder on the orient express, death on the nile, the mirror crack’d, and evil under the sun
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/08/2026
i have no choice but to think that they’re doing this for a fourth time simply to troll me
screen credit: BASED ON GONE TOMORROW BY LEE CHILD AND HIS CHARACTER JACK REACHER
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/08/2026
she found the last spot
nyx (black cat) on the floor at the foot of the bed in the last sunny spot in the apartment
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10/08/2026
finally a true nuclear option
the image from the verge in jerry’s post but there’s a green check next to humte account, hide reposts in feed, block account, and report account
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10/08/2026
you think that’s bluesky you’re posting on?
morpheus from the matrix
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 10/08/2026
?
some insta account used an old post of mine that showed me with a huge scratch on my arm and nyx at the foot of my bed with glowing green eyes - catsbeingweirdlittleguys
andy™
@andylevy.net
did not even know the demon was at the foot of my bed until the flash went off i am living in a horror movie
=
ALT
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catsbeingweirdlittleguys guys who have definitely not learned a lesson
4 hours ago
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/08/2026
feels like around six months from now they could make a nice chunk of change by rereleasing tenet in theaters

Universal's The Odyssey saw a fourth global weekend of $110.7M with $79.2M from overseas
($643.6M running foreign cume) and $31.5M
domestic ($461.1M). As we told you at $1.1 billion, it's the second biggest R-rated movie ever behind Deadpool & Wolverine's $1.33B.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 09/08/2026
people just want attention, you say?
"I do think when people play the Fever, we're nationally televised, there's a lot of eyes on us. People just want attention. And that's her just trying to get attention."
Sophie Cunningham's postgame comments following the flagrant foul from DiJonai Carrington
Michael Reaves/Getty Images
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