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Andy Gardiner

@andygardiner.bsky.social
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Neo-Northumbrian. Where the winds hit heavy on the borderline. Harmonist. Bad guitarist. Midnight Baker. Hill walker. Cricket lover. Company grower. Bird noticer. Wine hoarder. Shameless with my bonhomie.

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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 19h
Imagine being an American and realising where you live now. Imagine.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Scandalous that the curlew was so underappreciated. Clearly not enough people know the joy of hearing curlews call across a drizzly moor.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@louisehtucker.bsky.social is doing her thing next month in the most beautiful setting. There are a couple of places left, so she'd be grateful for it to be shared as widely as possible.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@louisehtucker.bsky.social is doing her thing next month in the most beautiful setting. There are a couple of places left, so she'd be grateful for it to be shared as widely as possible.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since it’s a thing, I think this about covers my roots.
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Louise Tucker @louisehtucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight I'm talking to Helen Goh at 7.30pm in Berwick. Please come; it's going to be delicious. Find out more here: berwickliteraryfestival.com
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MACDUFF: Despair thy charm, And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee Macduff was from his mother’s womb Untimely ripped. MACBETH: Fuck
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watched him pitch 8.2 innings in a 12th inning victory v Kansas City in 2016. Already something of a veteran then. Great stuff.
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Shawn Connery @shawnconnery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I must try that in my profession: Dear Congress: "Biotech could be a risk to humanity as a whole!" BTW, I run it.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good evening from the Cheviots. #HomildonHill
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Louise Tucker @louisehtucker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looking forward to interviewing Joanne in Berwick as part of the Berwick Literary Festival on October 9th; come!
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
👏👏👏👏
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bit windy on Holy Island today.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mamma!
Roast potatoes
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Call that a tango? youtu.be/hn_7PpyxqZM?...
youtu.be
Some like it hot - Just Tango no Monroe
YouTube video by Rex Harvard
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Made pie. Pastry was a bit clumsy; if you look *very* hard you might make out the shape of a chicken.
A chicken pie. Looks good, but pastry could be less clumsy to be honest. My wife will be cross that I’ve talked it down. But there’s no hiding from. The truth. 


It was very tasty.
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Mags L Halliday @magslhalliday.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every year on 19 December, the famous Christmas lights at Mousehole in Cornwall are dimmed between 8 and 9pm, leaving just the Cross and Angels shining down across the village and out to sea.
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Louise Tucker @louisehtucker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A little glory for Monday: 10km of the Northumberland Coast Path, Bamburgh to Belford. I’ve started volunteering as a warden so I check my section for hazards every few months. @andygardiner.bsky.social’s been telling me about the biggest, phoning the signalman to cross the railway, for years...
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every, fan, pundit, casual watcher could see that was wrong. But we stop the game for five minutes so that a qualified referee can fuck it up. In no way is this better than when refs and linos occasionally (very occasionally) got it wrong.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Seriously, what's the point? www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Referees body admits error of judgement over Erling Haaland derby winner
The Premier League refereeing body Pro Ref admits an error of judgement in awarding Erling Haaland's winner in the Manchester derby.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shame there are no country music festivals.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here we go. Another afternoon of silky skills and excitement. #BerwickRangers #stanchion
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That was better. Nice moment between Root and Razaullah.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Think England might have been more gracious with some congratulations then. #thecricket
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Louise Tucker @louisehtucker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tonight, at The Straw Yard, Berwick-upon-Tweed. Excellent conversation about flavour and cookbooks guaranteed and it's free. A few tickets left but you'll need to book at the Straw Yard's website: www.thestrawyard.co.uk/event-detail...? #food #cookbooks #northumberland #berwickupontweed
Photo of Niki Segnit with one of her books, The Flavour Thesaurus, and details about her free book event on Thurs 10th Sept at the Straw Yard, Berwick-upon-Tweed at 7pm.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turning over a glass for a good man tonight. Call your friends.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
Alastair Sim as the Frittons
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can’t believe that none of you bothered to go to Normandy to see it.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stupid Cnut
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Anna H @athenepallas.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Channeling my anger into something constructive, I've just donated to the RNLI and would encourage you to do likewise if you can. Link here: rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Not sure why this made me think of Magpie.
Tony Bastable
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This feels like sacrilege and will probably get my Waitrose privileges withdrawn, but I’m coming to the conclusion that curly parsley is superior to flat-leaf.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
For those who know her* and may have missed it yesterday, @louisehtucker.bsky.social has finally joined Bluesky. Do follow her for wit and wisdom on writing, books, food, cooking etc. Also, expect photos of hills and beaches. *and for those who don't
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When did Bryan Ferry turn into Howard Jacobson?
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Welcome to Blue Sky @louisehtucker.bsky.social
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@dsnorthnorth.bsky.social you’ve been keen to protect children from the harms of social media. It would be great if you could work also on advertising like this and regulating the behaviour of Meta etc.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Well, that was an interesting way to start the day.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yep (though he's not quite 25 and still has a full head of hair) 🥹
Sentimental Moment or Why Did the Baguette Cross the Road?

Don't fill up on bread
I say absent-mindedly
The servings here are huge

My son, whose hair may be
receding a bit, says
Did you really just
say that to me?

What he doesn't know
is that when we're walking
together, when we get
to the curb
I sometimes start to reach
for his hand
—Robert Hershon
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Steve Cram clearly never heard of the commentator’s curse. Tempting fate like the champion he was.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ms G Hunter Bell, Ms G Hunter Bell Furnish’d and burnish’d, I hope you do well In the 1500 metres. O-level English not wasted.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Jazmin Sawyers is an absolute star. Daley Thompson levels.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not normally a big fan of chard but The Green Shop in Berwick had some this week that was irresistibly bright and fresh. So trying @nigella.bsky.social recipe for spaghetti with chard and anchovies.
Bright red chard stems, chopped. 
Red-veined emerald green chard leaves, chiffonade. Nigella Lawson’ recipe for spaghetti with chard, chilli and anchovies from Cook, Eat, Repeat.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Did Spit Nolan die in vain?
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is an inappropriate, credulous & politically biased BBC headline. The claims about savings will be sharply contested. News reports should not imclude what reads as an ediorial endorsememt in the headline www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just watched 2001 and, well, it’s vaulted over Blade Runner to challenge Apocalypse Now as my ‘most overrated film.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well I managed to make it rain.
An empty deck chair, a cocktail and a dampening book.
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Gargarin @gargarin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
one tip for the #eclipse. If you have nice strong shadows, If you go under fairly dense tree cover & can see dappled shadows on the ground. Because the canopy effectively makes dozens of pinhole cameras you'll see the Pacman image of eclipse on the floor www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Rush to find solar eclipse glasses as UK high street stocks run short
Some online shoppers may have left it too late for deliveries – but you can still view partial eclipse indirectly without specs
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Very grateful to the owner of long-closed Metrogusto in Islington (if I ever knew his name I’ve forgotten it) for introducing me to this fabulous wine. Perfect tonight with monkfish, shrimp and guanciale pasta.
A wine bottle on a sage green garden table.
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Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Still here. #swifts @levparikian.bsky.social
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
omg tv clocks
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