Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 16hI queued behind her in Thresher’s at Highbury Barn once. She was, as you say, a babe. 100
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Imagine being an American and realising where you live now. Imagine. 010
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Where does Cowboy Neal come into this!? Is he the ‘friend’? 200
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026...where everyone expects everything to be cheap. 020
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Oh, I'd buy the eggwash. Tedious and wasteful to use fresh eggs. 100
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Scandalous that the curlew was so underappreciated. Clearly not enough people know the joy of hearing curlews call across a drizzly moor. 010
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Lister (a surgeon) and Jenner come to mind. And Jonas Salk. 030
Reposted by Andy GardinerAndy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@louisehtucker.bsky.social is doing her thing next month in the most beautiful setting. There are a couple of places left, so she'd be grateful for it to be shared as widely as possible. 011
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026@louisehtucker.bsky.social is doing her thing next month in the most beautiful setting. There are a couple of places left, so she'd be grateful for it to be shared as widely as possible. 011
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Why is Lord of the Flies there? And also, why is Lord of the Flies *there*? 030
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The point is surely that the butter is not part of the sandwich filling, rather an essential (YMMV) element of ‘two slices of bread and butter’. 010
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Going back a little, but if you didn’t catch (I bet you did) The Good Place and The Kominsky Method, they’re worth seeking out. 211
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I lumped it in with my normal gay abandon. And didn’t, quite, ruin it. 000
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pasta all’amatriciana, cooked carefully according to @timhayward.bsky.social in recent FT. V good. But, as he hints, don’t over-salt the pasta water if you’re going add a fair bit to the sauce. 110
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Since it’s a thing, I think this about covers my roots. 000
Reposted by Andy GardinerLouise Tucker @louisehtucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tonight I'm talking to Helen Goh at 7.30pm in Berwick. Please come; it's going to be delicious. Find out more here: berwickliteraryfestival.com 011
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I had recurring nightmares featuring this giant. 000
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just possibly the apogee of English sketch comedy. 010
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026- what are we doing today? - well, if you could take off 10 kilos and 15 years, that would be great. 000
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Never mind the shoes, those are the worst trousers. (Actually, also the worst shoes). 120
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026To be honest, not much coming out of City at the moment makes any sense. 041
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Brother in law and sister in law have gone mad for pickle ball, which we must assume fills the role of People's Tennis. 210
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have one. And had a delicious whisky and soda (ok, two) just yesterday evening. 120
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Once again, the credit goes to @louisehtucker.bsky.social I’m just sitting in front of the fire. 020
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Meera Sodha’s Howrah Express cinnamon lamb curry from the freezer, potato and greens sabzi, homemade naans. Moderate booze. 120
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026MACDUFF: Despair thy charm, And let the angel whom thou still hast served Tell thee Macduff was from his mother’s womb Untimely ripped. MACBETH: Fuck 060
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Watched him pitch 8.2 innings in a 12th inning victory v Kansas City in 2016. Already something of a veteran then. Great stuff. 000
Andy Gardiner @andygardiner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The gist seems to be that, beyond the headline, nobody actually knows anything. 110