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Andy

@andycordone.bsky.social
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He/him/his. Uncle X4. PHS ‘10, RIC ‘15. ⚓️ Rhode Island ⚓️ linktr.ee/andycordone

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 11h
Happy 110th anniversary to Georgia Tech 222, Cumberland 0.
Georgia Tech 222
Cumberland 0
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No! Sleep! Till Brooklyn! Mom and I joined Defiance 1636 to support Rhode Island FC against Brooklyn FC. Rhode Island won 3-1. It was a fun experience.
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is Interstate 95 in Connecticut just filled with billboards for personal injury attorneys? I swear that’s every single billboard.
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Digging the Braves’ organist playing Take Five
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Green Day fans: Wake me up when September Ends Polaris fans: Waiting for October
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a phrase I used in my self evaluation for my annual performance review: I do not have data to back up the vibe, though.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 12/09/2026
I’m a basic dude. Mr Brightside starts playing, I’m belting it out at fortissimo.
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
happy labor day to all the workers and parasites
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/09/2025
happy labor day
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@sickoscommittee.org
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Many are watching college football but the true sports enthusiasts are watching 85 student athletes and support staff struggle to dry an outdoor volleyball court 3 points into a match.
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Saturday night soccer. Rhode Island FC and Louisville City FC tied 1-1.
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
That’s accurate
A map of the United States highlighted in different colors from blue to red, showing areas where my dialect is most common among typical residents of that area. Blue represents the least common and red represents the most common. The New England area is red.
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Baseball Reference @baseball-reference.com · 02/09/2026
Happy Dave Stieb No-Hitter Day to all who celebrate—including @jonbois.bsky.social 🫡
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Poople #378 5/5 ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟫⬜⬜ ⬜🟫🟫⬜ ⬜🟫🟫🟫 🟫🟫🟫🟫 poople.io
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Poople - The Official Daily Word Game
The game where you turn words into poop! New game every day. Can you find the shortest path?
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
so what are we replacing HOMES with to remember the Great Lakes? SHAME feels too on the nose but it’s the easiest one
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in retrospect the most impressive aspect of Bolt's record was slowing to a stop without the aid of a padded wall that knocked his arm off
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Fun day at Canobie Lake Park
A picture of me in front of the main entrance of Canobie Lake ParkA picture of a doughboy with a bite taken from itA view from the front seat of the Dragon coasterA view of the park from the Ferris Wheel
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
¡Esta noche, tenemos que ganar! Rhode Island FC won 2-0 against Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC.
A picture of me with the main grandstand of Centreville Bank Stadium in the background Blue and Yellow smoke coming from the Defiance 1636 Supporters section, after a Rhode Island FC goalRhode Island FC soccer players celebrating a goal that they scoredGameplay between Rhode Island FC and Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i wrote this months ago. might have some edits to make
50007: Second draft

T.J. Bro I have been trying to hit you up for months. I got something for you.

JUICE. hit me

T.J. Sliced ketchup. Sliced mustard. Sliced mayonnaise. Sliced hot sauce. Sliced ranch dressing. All solid.

JUICE. hold up here

T.J. I figured out how to stabilize sauces and shit. No more fuckin' with the little packets. No more stupid bottles. It just comes out of a can like cranberry sauce. You can slice it like a butter knife.

JUICE. hooooold up here

T.J. Yeah. It's mad congealed. And that means shit doesn't spill everywhere or come out the sides when you make a sandwich.

JUICE. this also means, and i'm sorry if i'm jumpin to conclusions here, i just feel as though we opened the ark of the condiment. this means that an addition such as ketchup could be regarded not as a condiment of fluid and indeterminate quantity but a signature filling, a stackable, countable food integer. no longer will one ask for some ketchup. one will ask for a ketchup

T.J. See, you get it. You're seein' the vision here, bro. You got, like, special glasses where you can see the vision.

TEN. You're just describing glasses, I think.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/08/2026
New chord change day for the 639-year-long performance of John Cage’s “As Slow As Possible.” The last time the notes changed was over 900 days ago. The performance will end in 2640. www.classicfm.com/composers/ca...
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A 639-year-long John Cage organ piece just changed chord, for the first time in two years
Watch a moment of music history – on Monday a single chord changed in an iconic piece of 20th-century music which ends in the year 2640.
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Learned that some places air Wheel of Fortune *after* Jeopardy! and… that’s just wrong.
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸🦈 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No matter what’s going on in your life there is a form of potato that will make it better
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A confluence!
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Do you throw the baguette like a javelin? Do you throw the naan like a discus? Or like a frisbee?
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Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Maybe the real World Cup was the hydration breaks we had along the way.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19/07/2026
the jibonacci sequence
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
¡El Clamico! Rhode Island FC beat Hartford Athletic 1-0 in the rain. That makes me as happy as a clam. And I got a Koke Vegas bobblehead too!
A picture of me in Centreville Bank Stadium. I am wearing an amber bucket hat and yellow poncho.A picture of me holding a box that says “Koke Vegas Bobblehead” and featuring a picture of Koke Vegas. Centreville Bank Stadium is in the background.A picture of blue and yellow smoke coming from the Defiance 1636 Supporters section in Centreville Bank StadiumA soccer game being played in Centreville Bank Stadium
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Just Mel (under your bed) @melthemartian.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
In RI you’re never more than 15 miles away from a Real Housewife.
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bk 🍔🍟 @briiankiim.com · 13/07/2026
Fish and chips will always slap.
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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Josh Adamczewski homers, but it goes unnoticed by the an announcer, who is very much enjoying his hotdog. #ThisIsMyCrew
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This was in my drafts and I don’t remember the occasion, but it’s fine because we’re all going to die.
Frank Grimes complaining to Homer that he lives in a single room above a data center and below another data center.
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tara 🎃 @magnolia2010.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The angry little line drawing guy with the caption 

Really? Right in front of my pausa de hidratación
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my only real opinion on this whole fifa mess is that the world cup should be called the soccer cup since they play soccer. that’s the only thing i would change
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Footy, food, and fireworks
A picture of me. I am wearing a Rhode Island FC jersey, a Rhode Island FC bucket hat, sunglasses, and a Defiance 1636 scarf that says “Dale Rhody” (Spanish for “Go Rhody”).A Grilled Cheese stuffed with Buffalo Chicken and Mac and Cheese A soccer game between Rhode Island FC and Orange County SC in Centreville Bank StadiumA picture of me with fireworks going off in the background
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Glocester 4th of July Road Race. Time of 13:42 over 1.8 miles. 17th overall, 1st for my age and gender group
A picture of me. I’m wearing a black, silver, and white tank top with a racing bib. I am also wearing a black headband and sunglasses.A picture of my racing bib number, 533.A picture of silver running shorts and black shoes, whose laces are taped with athletic tape.A list of results of a road race. My name is listed next to the 17th position with a time of 13:42
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Katherine @krzonca.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Support your local USL clubs! No matter the league, there’s probably a team near you! Go to games, join an SG, support the players, and local orgs trying to grow the sport across the country! It’s a ton of fun, I promise! www.uslsoccer.com/usl-teams
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USL Teams | uslsoccer.com
Find teams in USL Super League, USL Championship and more the official website of the United Soccer League.
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
23% of managers who participated in the survey discussed in the article list AI agents as employees on org charts. That’s 23% too high
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Andy @andycordone.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Anyone else sit in a chair like this? Or just me?
An image of a man sitting like he’s on a saddle
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 01/07/2026
but it’s fun to make fun! happy bobby bonilla day everyone
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Ben Hill @bensbiz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hey @kenjennings.bsky.social The Columbia Fireflies are changing their name to the Synchronized Hippos on August 20, and it's all because of you. bit.ly/4g3RLkf
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A wrong answer on Jeopardy! resulted in this Minor League team's new alternate identity
An episode of Jeopardy! that aired this past February featured the following clue: In late Spring, Congaree National Park in South Carolina is famous for its nightly display of synchronized these? The...
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Philip Eil @phileil.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Roger Williams, hearing this:
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WWE The Undertaker's Intense Gaze
Alt: WWE The Undertaker's Intense Gaze
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
it's awesome that you can vote for who you want the next politicians to be. kind of a cool way to let fans be a part of it
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