Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 11hMaryland had, I think, 316 yards of offense at the end of the first half and finished with 395. 47 of those 79 second half yards came on two drives in garbage time. Someone help I'm not used to adjustments working. Mike Locksley was right about Memorial being not that intimidating. Too many olds. 030
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 17hThis is simultaneously not the Maryland I was promised but also exactly the Maryland I was promised. 020
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 21hLincoln you clods you could have planned this construction better. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 22hHello old friend. I hope you have no intentions of hurting my feelings again. 030
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Okay, time to go to bed. Need to take the oldest to his first Nebraska game tomorrow. 040
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I wasn't quite sold on Matt Campbell being a great hire at PSU, but considering how their search was going they certainly could have done worse. 6-6 seems very likely for this team and I'm not sure that was even on my radar for a worst case scenario considering the schedule. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There's that robust immune system activation I asked for. 120
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Doubled up on flu and covid shots today. Surely won't regret that later. 100
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That polling must be capital B bleak if our big wet president is coming here of all places. 010
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nebraska what are you doing up there. Get down, you're going to hurt yourself. 020
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh no Minnesota just started their game that's not fair. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026NC State what happened to you baby you used to be perfectly adequate and now you're not. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Good night, Ohio State. Have a safe trip back to Columbus. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How dare you I was almost about to have a good time 010
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Lololololol how's embracing that Joe Paterno legacy working out for you Matt 160
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026First time I've seen a Patriot mobile ad. I'm not happy about it 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is Wisconsin sneakily trying to upset Penn State or are they pulling a Scott Frost special by making it competitive late? 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sure 31-13 looks good but it doesn't feel good and I want to feel good 110
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Aww I was really hoping for a Bonner touchdown there 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The worst part about this game is that I went through my last supply of Dear Old Nebraska Brew 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Matt Rhule seems to think that he can run out the clock with a two possession lead and we love that about him 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Being subject to bullshit Michigan midterm ads is enough to want to be done with this game already 140
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Sparty has about 40 injured starters and this game will be frustratingly close to the end because it's Nebraska and that's just what they do. 000
Reposted by Macular DegenerateMacular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Iowa bullshit transcends time 283
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just because it worked doesn't mean I can't be mad about it 020
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mario Cristobal gets all the press but Matt Rhule is the real master of game clock management 110
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Stop saying Sparty gets the ball to start the 3rd they absolutely do not. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Okay Sparty I see why you had the other guy start now 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Michigan you are dangerously close to losing this game to random Iowa bullshit 260
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can't think of a less exhilarating way to end a one score game between two teams 130
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Parents live on an acreage and trying to collect the children to go back home has turned into a lovely impromptu cross country race 010
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We have always been at war with East Lansing 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You know what I always say is the best lecture before dinner is the malignant eyelid lesions lecture. 000
Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have to get up early and get on the road with the kids before 6:30 tomorrow so naturally both kids come down with a case of not going the hell to sleep. 010