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Macular Degenerate

@cobtometrist.bsky.social
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He/Him. Nebraskan. College football fan. Tabletop Nerd. Painfully average.

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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 11h
Maryland had, I think, 316 yards of offense at the end of the first half and finished with 395. 47 of those 79 second half yards came on two drives in garbage time. Someone help I'm not used to adjustments working. Mike Locksley was right about Memorial being not that intimidating. Too many olds.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 15h
What do great teams do, folks?
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 17h
This is simultaneously not the Maryland I was promised but also exactly the Maryland I was promised.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 19h
Whee
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 21h
Lincoln you clods you could have planned this construction better.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 22h
Hello old friend. I hope you have no intentions of hurting my feelings again.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These are not for you, cat. Go away.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, time to go to bed. Need to take the oldest to his first Nebraska game tomorrow.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wasn't quite sold on Matt Campbell being a great hire at PSU, but considering how their search was going they certainly could have done worse. 6-6 seems very likely for this team and I'm not sure that was even on my radar for a worst case scenario considering the schedule.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's that robust immune system activation I asked for.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Doubled up on flu and covid shots today. Surely won't regret that later.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*Blades of Steel Voice* WINGSH UF THEEV
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That polling must be capital B bleak if our big wet president is coming here of all places.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nebraska what are you doing up there. Get down, you're going to hurt yourself.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PJ that is not hygienic at all.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cincinnati will never be rid of him
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Minnesota just started their game that's not fair.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NC State what happened to you baby you used to be perfectly adequate and now you're not.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good night, Ohio State. Have a safe trip back to Columbus.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Extend Fickell, obviously
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How dare you I was almost about to have a good time
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lololololol how's embracing that Joe Paterno legacy working out for you Matt
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First time I've seen a Patriot mobile ad. I'm not happy about it
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gonna need another score. Just in case.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love to hit people forward ten yards
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Wisconsin sneakily trying to upset Penn State or are they pulling a Scott Frost special by making it competitive late?
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sure 31-13 looks good but it doesn't feel good and I want to feel good
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aww I was really hoping for a Bonner touchdown there
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The worst part about this game is that I went through my last supply of Dear Old Nebraska Brew
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holgo what was that play design
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Matt Rhule seems to think that he can run out the clock with a two possession lead and we love that about him
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Being subject to bullshit Michigan midterm ads is enough to want to be done with this game already
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh we're gonna blow this aren't we
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sparty has about 40 injured starters and this game will be frustratingly close to the end because it's Nebraska and that's just what they do.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa bullshit transcends time
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just because it worked doesn't mean I can't be mad about it
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario Cristobal gets all the press but Matt Rhule is the real master of game clock management
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop saying Sparty gets the ball to start the 3rd they absolutely do not.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck a two minute warning
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay Sparty I see why you had the other guy start now
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan you are dangerously close to losing this game to random Iowa bullshit
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rule of cool
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This game is going to take six hours
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sacks are nice
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't think of a less exhilarating way to end a one score game between two teams
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Parents live on an acreage and trying to collect the children to go back home has turned into a lovely impromptu cross country race
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Out: Death panels In: Death algorithm
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We have always been at war with East Lansing
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know what I always say is the best lecture before dinner is the malignant eyelid lesions lecture.
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Macular Degenerate @cobtometrist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have to get up early and get on the road with the kids before 6:30 tomorrow so naturally both kids come down with a case of not going the hell to sleep.
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