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Turning as with serious purpose Before stupid winds.

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 30/09/2026
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Depiction of Napoleon being drummed out of the army
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
(whispering) Get the katana off the floor Get the katana off the FLOOOR
Review from the container store about holding katana
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Soulwax show was a ripper
Band on stage with 4 synths and three drummers
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
How’re you gonna hate from outside the VEVOR Inflatable Nightclub? You can’t even get in!
VEVOR inflatable nightclub product page
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 24/09/2026
Big Money Rustlas love Real Money Gaming
ICP Movie, Big Money Rustlas
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 22/09/2026
These are the talking points of a dying regime. Rise anchovies!
A fishery explanation placard showing the change between sardine and anchovy regimes. 

When sardines disappear from Monterey Bay, anchovies show up to take their place. Sardines are more common when the water is warm, but anchovies rule when the water is cool. The sardines and anchovies alternate every 25 years or so.
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 17/09/2026
@dracula-flow.bsky.social made it to 1K followers. I love a platform where you can run a bot from Google Sheets
Drácula flow bot at 999 followersDrácula flow bot at 1K followers
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 16/09/2026
CELEBRATE ACHIEVEMENT!
gas pump x fireworks emoji kitchen
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 12/09/2026
I can’t believe you got me back typing numbers into actblue
100 dollar donation receipt
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 04/09/2026
Leftovers lunch
A large snake in a kitchen interacting with the microwave
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 02/09/2026
Venmo the barista $73 and next time at Starbucks drive thru, they stick this in your window and do this to you with oatmeal
NASCAR refueling dump tank which moves 12 gallons in 10 seconds
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 31/08/2026
Current sitch is good
Shrugging Mamdani
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 23/08/2026
Select flavors are only available to members of Pepsi Medallion
A golden pepsi medallion
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 21/08/2026
☐ doing fine yes :)
two hens in a nesting box
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 07/08/2026
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 30/07/2026
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 27/07/2026
I get to yell “hey”, someone can wield the vibraslap
A vibraslap percussion instrument
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 25/07/2026
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 21/07/2026
YouTube video thumbnail with the title “How to Make A Waffle Without a Waffle Iron” showing smashed up doughy bits
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 19/07/2026
A decrement to my literary friends counter
No, Judge Holden from Cormac McCarthy's Blood Meridian would not be a chill hang. He is an absolute nightmare—a seven-foot, hairless, terrifying polymath
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/07/2026
Gem from the mid-aughts DVD bonus feature sponsored by VW. No mention or depiction of a VW in the movie or special features.
DVD bonus feature menu with one item “brought to you by Volkswagen”
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/07/2026
Computer, display and scroll a feed of Creative Posts
bluesky explore page with top "Hot" result as "Creative Posts"
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 13/07/2026
As we suspected, flawless aesthetics
Star chart with 4 purply shades
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 10/07/2026
Me swiping through Google Maps photo carousels of Halal Burgers
An owl on a power line after dusk
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 08/07/2026
this one?
Xeni Jardin "what set you from tweet"
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 30/06/2026
Bring back the stovepipe
Stovepipe leather hat
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 28/06/2026
(pilgrim prayer voice): Idle Canine, oversee my tasks
A dog napping in the sun outside
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 05/06/2026
evidently there's a restaurant with a bucket of café de olla and a concha the size of a goose
woman holding giant concha bread with a BUCKET of café de olla
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 05/06/2026
Baby Wikipedia in the building
Wikipedia globe plushie
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 03/06/2026
At the dentist in a mummy bag. “You don’t need to see any extra, stay focused”
Person in a mummy style sleeping bag
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 01/06/2026
Keep Weird Rodeo
A hat from Ranch Dress'n which says Keep Rodeo Weird
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 29/05/2026
Cob’s Bounty
Grilled ears of corn
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 28/05/2026
I live for this #virtualsocialgrooming content
primates doing some social grooming
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 15/05/2026
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 14/05/2026
La Baleine 🐋 ou la Mort
Baleine sea salt, coarse
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 06/05/2026
I think these mourning doves were about to get amorous
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 04/05/2026
Airplane dropping a sandwich on a farmer in a field
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 24/04/2026
chupacabra
Thermal camera image of a chihuahua
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 20/04/2026
a closeup of an eager pig
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 06/04/2026
Shorebirds Galorebirds
Stilt sandpiper and Black necked stilt on rippling waterAmerican Avocets on the bank and in the waterSun setting over ridges of mudA bike path in fading daylight
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 24/03/2026
I’ll be using the Ribbon
A ribbon dancer
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 23/03/2026
Whoever had 2qt 22oz please check your DMs to claim your prize
Three jars of fresh orange juice made from the oranges previously depicted
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 21/03/2026
Cardboard box filled with navel oranges from a backyardYes honey meme for making more orange juice
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 19/03/2026
Setting my Slack status to “DnD - LOCKED IN” and then just doing this
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 06/03/2026
Crying laugh at the people who click on or around their neighbor's house
locations where people thought Iran is located, clustered around Kansas
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 26/02/2026
Put my name down in the “tried to help” column
Donation to help trans people relocateDonation to help trans people get replacement IDs
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 23/02/2026
My name is T’Orange Lemon, yes spelled just like it sounds
A variety of Lemon called T’Orange Lemon
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 16/02/2026
Yea bro have a lil bite…oh you wanna add a lil mustard you brought? Go ahead bro
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 14/02/2026
Love nature Mixed feelings around nurture
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 14/02/2026
Power sauntered
Wild orchidTwo ravens in a mossy oak Flowering manzanitaSome flowering plant with spotted leaves
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