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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 3h
-Elevated Mood- [ambient orchestral swells punctuated with flatulence]
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 4h
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Depiction of Napoleon being drummed out of the army
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 4h
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 7h
Levi’s Singles: One World, One Leg
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 9h
Wizard named Sephora summoning a lotion elemental
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 19h
Throwing some babybels to the trick-or-treaters while they’re at the end of the driveway
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 19h
youtu.be/7j83ifcw4Fs
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John Kennedy says: "I can't wait to have your c*** in my mouth"
YouTube video by Viktor Watz
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
mfw I’m told I’m not on the VIP list at the Nutmeg Tavern
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
Elk skin Birkenstocks
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
35 in a 35 is too real
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
They tried playing dawn games where the sun comes up and they turn off the stadium light, but people got too hopeful and stopped responding to commercials
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
Yankee fitted swimcap
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
Bringing my lute around to provide bardic inspiration to different parts of the Bills tailgate
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
We already know who specializes in fangcare
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Fruit and Bug Administration @waxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
“New York City? That’s just another chart on my dashboard” — The grizzled Metrics Monger
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 29/09/2026
As I plummet towards the street, Spiderman catches my arm with web but my arm is torn off and I crash through an uber s hood with my arm coming after through the sunroof
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026
They flocked to the Death Star for its 98 Walk Score
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026
The Celebration is Yours with MyCustomHoliday
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026
GMC Patis 1500, the first full-size truck with a buttery, flaky crust
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Richard Dean Anderson @gateshawk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think they could give Amelia Bedelia clearer instructions
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026
finger waggle seals it, certified jam
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026
know thy goop, accept thy goop
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 28/09/2026
Updating Google Maps to say you can get keys made inside the Oval Office
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
The 9 Essential Nutrients That Shaped Who I Am
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
An authentication request has been sent to HARP. To verify your identity you must PLAY ENCHANTING MELODY ON HARP
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
She thinks my tractor's sexy She's drawn many cartoons about it
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
Someone accidentally added a Grey Alien to the WhatsApp group
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
(whispering) Get the katana off the floor Get the katana off the FLOOOR
Review from the container store about holding katana
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 27/09/2026
Guy at the brewery thought I was a Sportsball guy and now he’s invited me to his Fantasy Monty Python’s Flying Circus League
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
Fuel injection? 🙅 Code injection? 🙂‍↕️
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
You may be a fit for: Hussar Mercenary @ House of Hapsburg
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
My walk up music would be borborygmus
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
The winning Meager League team celebrates by covering their coach in SportGruel
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
He’s asking me if there’s a place thats open to get drive thru currant scones with fresh butter, mince cobbler, and beetroot pasty
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 26/09/2026
Me and a badger from Redwall are chugging thistle ales through a funnel
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Soulwax show was a ripper
Band on stage with 4 synths and three drummers
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The Sleeper's Sleep @thesleeperssleep.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get in the crystal Tim Tebow
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Sliding the whole otter pop out of the sleeve and holding it in my hand as I walk around the job fair
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
How’re you gonna hate from outside the VEVOR Inflatable Nightclub? You can’t even get in!
VEVOR inflatable nightclub product page
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Halloween costume: Kuato bf, triboob gf
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Great read!
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Last minute gift ideas for Captor Appreciation Week
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Hello there, I’m Doctor Thinks
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
I’m harvesting fresh field greens from my hortidoodle
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
🔴🔴 Enchantment Target creature has Haste, but will have summoning sickness on the next turn if it has an empty tummy
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Interviewing at Amazon is like “I have a passion for Describing Items”
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
Well if you take one down and think it’s safe to taste be sure to tell us how you like them apples
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 25/09/2026
It has a very MTG card art lady on it
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