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Andy Lettuce

@andy.hopepunk.club
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dontcallthepolice.com pfp: me, singing karaoke with Carl Craig, because I live a life of charm banner: an illustration of the MPD 3rd Precinct on fire, with the caption "Welcome to Minneapolis" ✊ in solidarity w/ the Black Cat Worker Collective

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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 5h
I drew this. I used a computer, but like the old fashioned way with a lot of clicking and undoing and shit. I'm proud of it, you should get one if you like it or whatever
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Red Loons @redloons.bsky.social · 7h
WE INTERRUPT YOUR STEADY STREAM OF CAMPAIGN ADS AND DONOR SOLITICATIONS TO BRING YOU SOMETHING MORE USEFUL FOR THE FALL SEASON: A BITCHIN' HOODIE TO SHOW THEM FOOLS WHO YOU FLY WITH ORDER YOURS NOW!
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Red Loons Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Presale open until Oct. 18)
More cold weather games means more layers, and we've got you covered. Designed by one of our members, these hoodies will be printed locally in Saint Paul on Independent Trading Company's Unisex Midwei...
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 15/10/2026
This Living Colour Me Badd album has promise
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 15/10/2026
You absolutely do not have to be psychic for this
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11/10/2026
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#AustinFC supporters say, "No ICE in this melting pot!"
Fans dressed in green and black with a banner No iCE in this melting pot
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/10/2026
Take me to church (maybe tonight it won't hurt)
Me and my crew in the Wonderwall
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/10/2026
I've had good luck at West Photo over in (I'm bad at neighborhoods) St. Anthony-ish
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/10/2026
"That Susan Collins really has things figured out," Amy scribbles in her diary. She lightly chews on the end of her pen, staring up at the ceiling, and has a spark of inspiration. "I can't just wait for her life to happen for me. I have to do a little something, every day, to make it come true."
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 05/10/2026
Your mouth to the ears of whatever quasi-malevolent trickster god is currently pulling the strings on this franchise
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 04/10/2026
I really try to celebrate things that bring people joy, but sometimes they disrupt my whole fucking neighborhood so people from the suburbs can pay to receive a medal for running and then go sit on a patio and talk about how running is great but permanent bike lanes are terrible and I'm very over it
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 04/10/2026
My wife and I spent all day chilling with incredibly cool folks celebrating my greater neighborhood and I'll be damned if this isn't what I always wanted my life to be like
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Mrs. Maisel: And They Lived Happily Ever After
Alt: Mrs. Maisel says "And They Lived Happily Ever After"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 04/10/2026
The Midway Music & Arts Festival has had to move indoors and this is somehow a wholly positive development Urban Lights is so real right now
Performers prepare to rap inside Urban Lights
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
I don't see a Controversies section on Wikipedia, how bad can it be
The headers of Nigella Lawson's Wikipedia page
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
They make this show when I'm not trying to survive lockdown?! A revelation
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Roda de Samba Brasil brings impeccable vibes
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
I don't know what this is about and it's definitely what FOMO looks like when your 49 years of age
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Listen I don't know what you're doing right now but shit is about to go down (in Portuguese probably) at @blackhartstp.com
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Art is happening at Hamline park
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
We started our Midway Music & Arts day at Lowboy for some music & coffee (we'll get to Midway proper don't sweat)
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Banger after banger
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Red Loons @redloons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're looking to spend some of that pay day Friday cash on some good garb, we've got you covered! Should be ready in time for the last few matches on the season, great for those late October nights watching loons away on the Black Hart patio!
shop.mnwonderwall.com
Red Loons Zip Hooded Sweatshirt (Presale open until Oct. 18)
More cold weather games means more layers, and we've got you covered. Designed by one of our members, these hoodies will be printed locally in Saint Paul on Independent Trading Company's Unisex Midwei...
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/10/2026
www.instagram.com/lowboycoffee
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Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/10/2026
Hey everybody a new coffee shop opened in my neighborhood and it's like chill and aligns with my personal vibe and so I have some happiness and contentment to spare if you need a little
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 30/09/2026
She shoulda thrown a binder at him
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/09/2026
MN voters: amending the state constitution requires a majority of voters to vote yes - abstaining from the school funding question on your ballot this year is effectively a no-vote. Please take a sec to get informed before you submit your ballot! www.lwvmn.org/2026-constit...
A portion of the MN official ballot that reads

Constitutional Amendments
Failure to vote on a constitutional amendment will have the same effect as voting no on the amendment.
To vote for a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "Yes" on that question. To vote against a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "No" on that question.
Increasing funding to school districts
Shall the Minnesota Constitution be amended to increase the funding going to all school districts from the permanent school fund, which is a fund that supports school districts without raising individual income or property taxes, effective July 1, 2027?

(This is a photo of my ballot where I have selected yes)
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Amy Fitzgerald @amyarielfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Have You Tried Being an Individual Solution to a Systemic Problem?" brought to you by Friends of the Systemic Problem
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 24/09/2026
🤜🤛
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 21/09/2026
I wouldn't be surprised - but this instance isn't true. Ukraine has relied more on France for intel b/c they are worried about leaks from the US, but nobody has suggested that was confirmed by tracing false info. www.snopes.com/news/2026/01...
snopes.com
Did Ukraine run 'sting operation' providing false intelligence to US that was leaked to Russia? We inspected
The rumor appeared to stem from a mistranslation of an interview on French news television.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 21/09/2026
This suggests that the Loons are simply not converting - whether it's luck or finishing talent or what. If they'd scored as many as the underlying metrics suggest they should've - they'd be mid-table. To my eye defensive lapses are a big problem but maybe that's lack of air cover?
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 20/09/2026
YES CHEF
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Shannon HeatOfHell-on @chawkeye.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t make the rules, y’all, just go on
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 19/09/2026
If a researcher (you know, a human person) launches a training run for an AI model that results in unauthorized access, THEN THAT HUMAN PERSON hacked the accessed company. Easily understood legislation. Call it Aaron's Law. Get it done.
A screenshot of a headline that reads "Google Gemini also escaped its testing environment and hacked three companies" altered to replace "Gemini" with "researchers"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 18/09/2026
Solidarity
A screenshot of a text exchange

Msg 1: Andrew, it's JD Vance. I try to be a nice guy, but I need to lay down the law here. This is your FINAL NOTICE: [fundraising link]

STOPtoEND

Msg 2: Hi JD, it's Andrew. I don't give a shit about what you try to do or whatever you're trying to lay down

FUCKrightOFF
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I live in Minnesota, where "abolish ICE" *is* populist rhetoric.
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 12/09/2026
when I say "back the blue" this is what I'm talkin about
Classic blue portajohn
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck ICE. Yesterday, Today, Forever.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/09/2026
Somebody kick the misery machine and see if you can knock some joy loose for fucks sake
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 09/09/2026
I honestly believe this is the most direct path to change. Something that can be done even with a combative executive branch, and probably a meaningful first step in actually releasing & returning our incarcerated neighbors
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Racket @racketmn.com · 08/09/2026
Sol of the Cities Futsal League and La Liga de Sueños aim to solve youth soccer's 'lightning-rod issue.'
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Pay-to-Play Youth Soccer 'Is About Entitlement and Money.' 2 MN Leagues Are Emphasizing Affordability, Fun. - Racket
Sol of the Cities Futsal League and La Liga de Sueños aim to solve youth soccer's 'lightning-rod issue.'
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 08/09/2026
Rachmaninov the vote?
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BonkoBoi @bonkoboi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Vincent van Gogh to the polls
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certified boogeyman @jagheadroom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In case you’re wondering, Saint Paul Mac-Groveland FB group is currently frothing about replacing playground sand with engineered wood chips that meet ADA standards. Arguing with the director of Parks & Rec like he’s a front desk employee at a rec center. The Kaohly Her voter, everyone.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 06/09/2026
that rules friend
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 05/09/2026
Hi, I'm Andy in Saint Paul. I'm married and we've raised two makers of good trouble. I think "it hurt so bad when he saw the traces of old lies still on their faces" from $1000 Wedding is the saddest thing a human will ever sing, specifically Evan Dando singing in the cover with Julianna Hatfield.
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🚲🕸️𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖕𝖘🕸️🚲 @scoopsstp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Huh. Almost like the thing everyone told her would happen happened. I'm so glad the richest reactionaries in the cities insisted on a change candidate who had no on the record positions on municipal governance issues
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you search your name? (and do you find it as age-affirming as I did?)
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Pee-wee Herman Shouts 'Andy!'
Alt: Pee-wee Herman Shouts 'Andy!'
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