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Andy Lettuce

@andy.hopepunk.club
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dontcallthepolice.com pfp: me, singing karaoke with Carl Craig, because I live a life of charm banner: an illustration of the MPD 3rd Precinct on fire, with the caption "Welcome to Minneapolis" ✊ in solidarity w/ the Black Cat Worker Collective

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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/10/2026
Take me to church (maybe tonight it won't hurt)
Me and my crew in the Wonderwall
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 04/10/2026
The Midway Music & Arts Festival has had to move indoors and this is somehow a wholly positive development Urban Lights is so real right now
Performers prepare to rap inside Urban Lights
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
I don't see a Controversies section on Wikipedia, how bad can it be
The headers of Nigella Lawson's Wikipedia page
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Roda de Samba Brasil brings impeccable vibes
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Listen I don't know what you're doing right now but shit is about to go down (in Portuguese probably) at @blackhartstp.com
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
Art is happening at Hamline park
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/10/2026
We started our Midway Music & Arts day at Lowboy for some music & coffee (we'll get to Midway proper don't sweat)
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/09/2026
MN voters: amending the state constitution requires a majority of voters to vote yes - abstaining from the school funding question on your ballot this year is effectively a no-vote. Please take a sec to get informed before you submit your ballot! www.lwvmn.org/2026-constit...
A portion of the MN official ballot that reads

Constitutional Amendments
Failure to vote on a constitutional amendment will have the same effect as voting no on the amendment.
To vote for a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "Yes" on that question. To vote against a proposed constitutional amendment, fill in the box next to the word "No" on that question.
Increasing funding to school districts
Shall the Minnesota Constitution be amended to increase the funding going to all school districts from the permanent school fund, which is a fund that supports school districts without raising individual income or property taxes, effective July 1, 2027?

(This is a photo of my ballot where I have selected yes)
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 19/09/2026
If a researcher (you know, a human person) launches a training run for an AI model that results in unauthorized access, THEN THAT HUMAN PERSON hacked the accessed company. Easily understood legislation. Call it Aaron's Law. Get it done.
A screenshot of a headline that reads "Google Gemini also escaped its testing environment and hacked three companies" altered to replace "Gemini" with "researchers"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 18/09/2026
Solidarity
A screenshot of a text exchange

Msg 1: Andrew, it's JD Vance. I try to be a nice guy, but I need to lay down the law here. This is your FINAL NOTICE: [fundraising link]

STOPtoEND

Msg 2: Hi JD, it's Andrew. I don't give a shit about what you try to do or whatever you're trying to lay down

FUCKrightOFF
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/08/2026
I implore you to make plans this holiday season to watch the late, great Dolly Parton in A Smoky Mountain Christmas. It also features Lee Majors & John Ritter. Plus there's a witch, that shoots a gun I think at some point? Anyway it's bonkers. You'll love it.
Lee Majors and Dolly Parton from A Smoky Mountain Christmas
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 12/08/2026
The cover of the Living Colour album Time's Up
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 12/08/2026
I made it evergreen
A poorly marked-up screenshot of the quotes post to make the message read "Check-in: #MNUFC supporters should not put much stock in any transfer rumor linking #Loons to any striker, until they see them touch the rock"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/08/2026
Go do the thing
A selfie including a prominent I Voted sticker
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/08/2026
Watch the stream! LET'S GO COCK ART
Dildos converted to derby racers, including my submission
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/08/2026
Take me to church
The crew in the Wonderwall before the San Diego match at Allianz Field
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 29/07/2026
The Black Crowes still rip The new fancy amphitheatre is neat & the sound is really good. worth the drive to Shakopee, I think.
The Mystic Lake Amphitheatre before the showThe Black Crowes performing at the Mystic Lake Amphitheatre
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/07/2026
Sometimes you go to karaoke after the match and you end up in a full throated embrace with an absolute unimpeachable gem like Carl Craig (s/o to @andrewbruski.bsky.social for capturing the moment)
Me singing with fucking Carl Craig, as described
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 26/07/2026
Take me back to church, it's been a World Cup since my last confession
Me & Caleb @ the Loons match
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 22/07/2026
My city's policies and actions should be thoughtful, align with those working to better the community, and primarily inclusive of those systemically underserved and disadvantaged. This is a moderate position and I'm simply not willing to compromise it. Mayor Her and her office must do better.
STOP THE SWEEP
NO COWARDS NO EVICTIONS
MAKE SOME NOISE!
WEDS 7/22 3PM
ST. PAUL CITY HALL
15 W KELLOGG BLVD
(Logos: Democratic Socialists of America – Twin Cities, and "50 501 Minnesota")STOP THE SWEEP
Recently, St Paul Mayor Kaohly Her made an announcement calling for the demolition of a few of the most prominent St Paul encampments.
This executive order called for the criminalization of homelessness, alleging that unhoused people are the source of violence and threats to public safety. It claims the reasons for these issues are prolific drug use and mental illness.
We as residents of St. Paul, owe it to our neighbors in encampments to amplify their voices and demand full transparency on the "plans" the mayors office claims to have spent months on with "community partners" (that have yet to be named specifically.)
We have the chance to make our presence known at the next few public events scheduled by the city and mayors office.
Wednesday 07/22 at 12:30pm: A Public Safety committee presented by Assistant Mayor Cedrick Baker.
@City Hall: 15 W Kellogg Blvd, St. Paul, MN 55102
4:30pm SAME DAY: Public hearing on the mayors plans with full city council attendance + Mayors office representative. @City Hall
Thursday 07/23 at 5pm: Unofficial ward 7 meeting w/ Council member Cheniqua Johnson. @Obb's Bar and Grill: 1347 Burns Ave, St. Paul, MN 55106
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 21/07/2026
gross Wes, just use a computer
A screenshot of the confirmation of my registration to the Dildo Derby, with a highlighted footer that says "This Form was created inside of Wesley Burdine"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 16/07/2026
I mean FFS
a screenshot from the link in the previous post that reads: In the case of Draft One, it was also originally impossible to determine which parts of a report were generated by the AI and which by the human officer once the report has been submitted — save the officer’s own memory. That was a feature, not a bug. In a recorded roundtable discussion published online shortly after Draft One was launched in 2024, Spitzer-Williams said the platform “by design” doesn’t save an original copy of a report after it’s been submitted, “because [the] last thing we want to do is create more disclosure headaches for our customers and our attorney’s offices… it’s actually never stored in the cloud at all so you don’t have to worry about extra copies, you know, floating around.”
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/07/2026
Hey @aarongleeman.bsky.social early mailbag question - what are those brown things in Shelton's office? Our best guess is weird speakers?
A photo of a TV airing an interview with Derek Shelton, circled as-yet-unidentified brown objects
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/07/2026
Important update
My drinks on the bar at Black Hart
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 11/07/2026
Good boost, thank you
A screenshot of a donation receipt
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/07/2026
Hahahaah Nooooo Hahaha HAHAHA HAHA
Sporting Kansas City has emerged as the top suitor for Mohamed Salah in MLS as the club plots an ambitious summer, sources briefed on the situation tell The Athletic.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 03/07/2026
We've been getting our vegetables through Whetstone Farm's share program for a few years now and every Friday I have a deep moment of gratitude for the access to food like this They're great folks over there, highest of recommendations if you're in the (farmer) maker whetstonefarm.com
A large box overflowing with kale, herbs, lettuce, and mushrooms
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/07/2026
Mauricio Looks like Russel Crowe And he's not afraid To sub Gio For Weston McKennie For a few minutes Take us home Mauricio
John Denver playing guitar
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 01/07/2026
If I must cheer for the US, I will also represent my actual country, Minnesota Dressed by @racketmn.com
Me wearing a tshirt with the MN state flag that reads "If this flag offends you, I'll help you pack"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 28/06/2026
I've just seen the act that represented Minnesota at this year's Burlesque Hall of Fame and I'm so happy to report it was spam related
A dancer performing a burlesque act in a spam costume
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 27/06/2026
If you like a selected 90 seconds of a bunch of different Ludacris songs you're really missing out tonight
Ludacris performing at Target Field
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 27/06/2026
A live look at @aarongleeman.bsky.social losing his mind at this Ludacris concert
Aaron in the press box. He's not actually losing his mind.
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 20/06/2026
Lads we're surrounded
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 19/06/2026
Many are saying it's going to be a great summer Find you a crew like this and a place like @blackhartstp.com to hang with them
Friends watching a World Cup match at the Black HartMy crew watching soccerMore friends watching soccer
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 18/06/2026
I mean this is the whole thing right here Left-leaning folks have a mix of feelings about the flag - for political, design/taste, tradition, or whatever reasons - incl people who don't have big feelings about the flag Right-leaning folks have been told to hate the flag, so they hate the flag
A table from the linked article that shows support for the MN flag by party. D-aligned and independent folks have a mix, while GOP folks are overwhelmingly negative towards the flag
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 15/06/2026
Gorgeous evening, gorgeous company Pretty decent life I've got, this
A selfie of my wife & I on the Hewing rooftop
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 09/06/2026
On the Loons train On the Loons train Going my way On the Loons train On the Loons train
A picture from inside the Green Line LRT showing the backside of an MNUFC promotional wrap
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 07/06/2026
Here's us at the Aurora match yesterday After going pretty hard Friday night And today we're chilling out front together after hitting up Grand Old Day this morning More than 1/2 of our lives together and we can still get down on a weekend Very grateful for where I am and who I'm with
My wife Megan & I (selfie photo)
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 06/06/2026
There was a puppet-based drag act at @blackhartstp.com tonight and I must use this occasion to encourage you to find your people
Johnny Lightning (pretty sure I got that right) doing a puppet-based drag act
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 30/05/2026
Another day grateful for our transit system. Took the B line from Merriam Park to Lowertown to visit Lost Fox, had a nice stroll on the Riverwalk, hopped back on the B to head home. Even worked in a quick wine run to Solo Vino. Good times, good bus, good city
A selfie of my wife and I on the bus
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 15/05/2026
We're deep into the Indian Premier League cricket tourney, and players are showing small notes while celebrating key moments The announcers in the comm box are treating the increasing frequency of this like a cultural revolution, taking sides and pointedly withholding comments It's pretty great
Cricket player Abhishek Sharma celebrates his century during an IPL 2025 match between Sunrisers Hyderabad and Punjab Kings (PTI)
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 13/05/2026
the band King Crimson on stage
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 10/05/2026
Take us to church
Friends & Family before a Minnesota United match
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 04/05/2026
Nobody ever looks up
A human-shaper dummy in an overhead fishing net decoration on the St Paul Brewing patio
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/05/2026
Quisieron enterrarnos, pero no sabían que éramos semillas West Side St. Paul, MN 5/2/26
A huge crowd at the Cinco De Mayo festival
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 02/05/2026
Jaime Benn looking fecklessPam from The Office saying "they're the same picture"
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 28/04/2026
CRICKET TIFO ALERT The camera kept going to this section as they struggled to get everyone involved in the deployment and it was nice to feel represented on this IPL broadcast
A TIFO in the stands during the Royals v Kings cricket match depicting the leaders of the Royals squad with the message SADDA PUNJAB
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 19/04/2026
Like for real though
Someone in a Sounders hat in the Wonderwall
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Andy Lettuce @andy.hopepunk.club · 09/04/2026
"We're doing gentle right now. It might not stay gentle. But right now it feels good to do gentle, so we're doing gentle." @califone-timrutili.bsky.social at @turfclub.bsky.social 04/08/26
Califone on stage at the Turf Club in St. Paul, MN
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