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Andy

@andxtay.bsky.social
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Semi-capable hedonist and neurodivergent mess 🏳️‍🌈

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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes I wish there was a workplace based twitter/bluesky where I could post about things nobody else outside my organisation would understand or care about I want to livetweet a disastrous meeting so people know the madness that goes on behind the scenes even if it is mostly petty bullshit
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember disposable income? Those were good times.
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you for your email. I have received too many emails already this week and so will be ignoring all further contact so I can actually get some fucking work done. Please try again on Monday, or if your question is urgent try googling it.
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me expecting applause from everyone in the office every time I wear a cunty new shirt to work
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My Manchester darlings, it has been too long - I will be appearing Monday
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 26/08/2026
"what a week, huh?" / "lemon it's Wednesday" meme
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
While I've never been quite as annoyed at a cloud before, I'm very lucky that I still got these photos
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have finally started watching The Pitt and I can tell this is about to become my entire personality for the next few months
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Been feeling very mixed about what it is exactly I feel about Burnham but fuck me, at least now there are some vibes to be had! Some feelings felt and ideas vaguely floating around Previously we had this vibeless cuck who could barely remember if he liked crisps or not
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
FOOTEBOL!
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
For some reason I keep typing carrer instead of career. Which is probably one of the reasons I'm not very good with jobe progreshn
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lads, I've gotta tell yous. My budgies have firmly been smuggled by my underwear today and actually it's almost 11pm and I don't think I like it too much
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Last night a bartender told me I was giving Robin Williams in The Birdcage vibes and I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from such a perfect compliment
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
werner herzog with a speech bubble added, indicating he is saying what the quoted post says
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Spent a week typing emailing a guy called Joe at work so now my phone autocorrects my opening messages to "Hi Joe are you?"
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ma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
number of carly rae jepsen albums released during keir starmer's premiership: 0 number of carly rae jepsen albums announced as soon as he resigned: 2 really makes you think
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It's hot in Topeka
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Ray @mildperil.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The name Stanley Tucci but it’s spelled ‘Stan Lettuce’
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
We never truly got to see Chaos With Ed Miliband the first time round, but maybe people just weren't ready and needed a decade of alternative chaos everywhere else to get used to the idea of Chaos With Ed 2.0
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's not every day you get an out of office reply from a colleague because they're off filming the Bake Off Christmas Special with Nigella Lawson all week
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
A Madela Effect that's driving me insane is that I'm sure Microsoft changed the default vertical cell alignment in Excel to be on the bottom but I swear it used to default to the centre, but I can't find anyone else online currently furious about the change so it's like it only happened to me 😩
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have never received so many hair regrowth serum ads as I have now I've actually SHAVED MY HEAD
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
A man meets Jesus and says "whoa, it's Jesus. You're such a chill dude." Jesus then grins a malicious grin, points to himself and says "Guess again, bitch. I'm CALVINIST Jesus." Calvinist Jesus hits the man with a steel chair. He then kicks the man in his lower back while the man is curled into a ball on the ground.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note
"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Today is a big day for me! I was finally able to see the image in a "magic eye" stereogram! I thought it was just some cruel trick or that I couldn't see them because I have astigmatism in both eyes but no! I can see it!
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If I had a nickel for every time I turned up at a pub quiz and heard that a US cabinet secretary had just been sacked, I'd have two nickels (etc etc)
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Joyeux poisson d'avril 🐠
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Uh oh - she's on to us!
Screenshot of a news headline tweet which reads: Liz Truss suggests "underground transgender mafia" may be responsible for Italian chocolate heist that saw over 12 tonnes of KitKats stolen
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ray of Light into Can't Get You Outta My Head will always be beautiful
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I have included multiple PhD candidates from Cameroon in research project budgets over the last year, because they qualify and are exceptional in their field. Are we just supposed to tell them that they're no longer able to study here because Labour turned the racism dial up another notch?
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I need everyone to see this photo my sister found of me as a baby with my (incredibly cool and utterly insane) uncle. Tommy you were a staggeringly generous and hilarious man - thank you for introducing me to root beer and for the ludicrous amount of money you used to stuff into my birthday cards ❤️
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Given how obviously fruitily I dress at work, I'm beginning to think my rainbow lanyard is a little redundant
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
idk why but it just feels unprofessional of my dealer to promote their snapchat account to me
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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Finally emoji representation for @andxtay.bsky.social
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
We currently have FIFTEEN (15) multimillion € EU applications due next week and I am definitely coping very well with it all
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I'm struggling with my love for Lord of the Rings & Shrek. Smashmouth sang "all that glitters is gold" but Tolkien wrote "all that is gold does not glitter" I know they aren't necessarily contradictory statements bu- My therapist: I meant what are you struggling with since your mental breakdown
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Heartbroken that I'm away today so I can't spend the evening making a full three course crêpe meal like I usually do on Pancake day
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I'm at the airport and this guy next to me just tried to get six Gü cheesecakes through security in his hand luggage. Absolutely unhinged (but admirable) dedication to desserts
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Angus Dunican @angusdunican.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“…and Keir Starmer, who did NOT resign…”
Gonzo from muppet Christmas carol
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Quick, fetch the lettuce!
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Have a selfie
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Turns out that three days of heavy drinking does in fact make me tired. Must be all the ageing I've been doing lately
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Jack Yeo @jackryeo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Good to see Gladiators having a measurable cultural impact in a very crowded field.
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
British education in a nutshell
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Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Another 4am Kate Bush night It's been far too long
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