Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Sometimes I wish there was a workplace based twitter/bluesky where I could post about things nobody else outside my organisation would understand or care about I want to livetweet a disastrous meeting so people know the madness that goes on behind the scenes even if it is mostly petty bullshit 030
Reposted by AndyKalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember disposable income? Those were good times. 0112
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thank you for your email. I have received too many emails already this week and so will be ignoring all further contact so I can actually get some fucking work done. Please try again on Monday, or if your question is urgent try googling it. 001
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Me expecting applause from everyone in the office every time I wear a cunty new shirt to work 060
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026My Manchester darlings, it has been too long - I will be appearing Monday 020
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026While I've never been quite as annoyed at a cloud before, I'm very lucky that I still got these photos 000
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I have finally started watching The Pitt and I can tell this is about to become my entire personality for the next few months 030
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026There are clearly many more important things at stake, and I'm being wildly fucking flippant here, but give me a wolf in sheep's clothing who might think about poverty once in a while over an inept racist block of cheese who thinks he's infallible any day 010
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Been feeling very mixed about what it is exactly I feel about Burnham but fuck me, at least now there are some vibes to be had! Some feelings felt and ideas vaguely floating around Previously we had this vibeless cuck who could barely remember if he liked crisps or not 111
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026For some reason I keep typing carrer instead of career. Which is probably one of the reasons I'm not very good with jobe progreshn 020
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Lads, I've gotta tell yous. My budgies have firmly been smuggled by my underwear today and actually it's almost 11pm and I don't think I like it too much 050
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Last night a bartender told me I was giving Robin Williams in The Birdcage vibes and I don't think I'll ever emotionally recover from such a perfect compliment 040
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Spent a week typing emailing a guy called Joe at work so now my phone autocorrects my opening messages to "Hi Joe are you?" 000
Reposted by Andyma_danni_Lex @glitterstrands.bsky.social · 22/06/2026number of carly rae jepsen albums released during keir starmer's premiership: 0 number of carly rae jepsen albums announced as soon as he resigned: 2 really makes you think 17617
Reposted by AndyRay @mildperil.bsky.social · 19/05/2026The name Stanley Tucci but it’s spelled ‘Stan Lettuce’ 2307
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 14/05/2026The line "I spent ten years detoxifying this party... but the foundations are built on what I can only describe as a solid bed of cunts" is particularly relevant with every new development 030
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 13/05/2026We never truly got to see Chaos With Ed Miliband the first time round, but maybe people just weren't ready and needed a decade of alternative chaos everywhere else to get used to the idea of Chaos With Ed 2.0 040
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026It's not every day you get an out of office reply from a colleague because they're off filming the Bake Off Christmas Special with Nigella Lawson all week 120
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026A Madela Effect that's driving me insane is that I'm sure Microsoft changed the default vertical cell alignment in Excel to be on the bottom but I swear it used to default to the centre, but I can't find anyone else online currently furious about the change so it's like it only happened to me 😩 000
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I have never received so many hair regrowth serum ads as I have now I've actually SHAVED MY HEAD 050
Reposted by Andyderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/04/2026first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note 667391126979
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Today is a big day for me! I was finally able to see the image in a "magic eye" stereogram! I thought it was just some cruel trick or that I couldn't see them because I have astigmatism in both eyes but no! I can see it! 010
Reposted by AndyChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 08/04/2026God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up. 25873854
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026If I had a nickel for every time I turned up at a pub quiz and heard that a US cabinet secretary had just been sacked, I'd have two nickels (etc etc) 120
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Ray of Light into Can't Get You Outta My Head will always be beautiful 040
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I have included multiple PhD candidates from Cameroon in research project budgets over the last year, because they qualify and are exceptional in their field. Are we just supposed to tell them that they're no longer able to study here because Labour turned the racism dial up another notch? 021
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Anyway - he started the long line of unhinged family members with August birthdays. A tradition I proudly continue and will pass on to my niece and nephew. 020
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026He had perfect pitch, could hear anything once and be able to play it flawlessly (and then turn it into jazz). Truly the best piano player I've ever heard, and I'm sorry that I didn't ask for more wild stories from when he used to play piano at mob-owned restaurants in New York in the 70s and 80s 130
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 17/03/2026I need everyone to see this photo my sister found of me as a baby with my (incredibly cool and utterly insane) uncle. Tommy you were a staggeringly generous and hilarious man - thank you for introducing me to root beer and for the ludicrous amount of money you used to stuff into my birthday cards ❤️ 140
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Given how obviously fruitily I dress at work, I'm beginning to think my rainbow lanyard is a little redundant 020
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 10/03/2026idk why but it just feels unprofessional of my dealer to promote their snapchat account to me 020
Andy @andxtay.bsky.social · 09/03/2026My Bigfoot Truther groupchats will finally be accurately emojied 020
Reposted by AndyPeter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Finally emoji representation for @andxtay.bsky.social 131
