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webcomic reader, video game player, art liker, tabletop appreciator, book looker old

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Medieval Rabbits beating up a man
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Rideth🎴Mochi @rideth-mochi.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nevermind #Gundam
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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emily "sunny" whaley @whalewithay.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
yellow pikmin are my favorite
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Nothing Doing @nothingdoingcomic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing Doing no. 67
p1: Autumn is stewing on the couch next to a nonchalant but pleased Summer. Autumn is also wearing an extremely tall hat that reads “I got divorced at Slick Eddy’s Legal Hut and all I got was this sexy hat and also divorced.”
p2: Autumn snaps, Summer smirks. Autumn: The whole POINT is that it’s not true, you just don’t get it! Summer: Whatever you say. Poser
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godspeed! The Coyote’s Plight
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Les deux mystères - 1966 #artbots #magritte
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べちべる @vetivernakamura.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
old arts
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legalized gamboling @ohtazer.goblinmo.de · 15/09/2026
i've heard there's an experimental procedure available to fix this
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Nambroth @nambroth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"The Whole World is Bark" Brown Creeper and Colorful Zale 8"x10" oil painting on panel Inspired by a Brown Creeper exploring the intricate landscape of bark on an older Yellow Birch, before totality during the 2024 solar eclipse. If you explore the bark too, you'll find the Colorful Zale. 🪶🐡
An oil painting of a Brown Creeper, clinging to the curling and craggy bark of an older Yellow Birch tree. A Colorful Zale moth, which uses Yellow Birch as one of its host plants, clings to the bark in the upper center of the painting, in soft shadows. The light is a somewhat surreal warm grey, as the solar eclipse was well underway, minutes from totality. The artist watermark reads: Copyright 2026 Jennifer Miller "Nambroth" featherdust dot com
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 15/09/2026
Given all the *flails hands* you all deserve one of the most adorable pictures I took of Baby Bird Season 2026. A snowy ploverlet peeking through a little sand shrub. Perhaps a once in a lifetime shot. 🪶 🐣
a tiny snowy plover chick, about 2 inches tall, looks through a shrub as if theyr hiding, on a beach
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SABLE is a hand-painted, Eisner-nominated webcomic. The story returns from break today, catch up on the story free at sablecomic.com
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Gustav Klimt @klimtgustav.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In Fir Forest I (1901), Klimt treats the trees like a woven wall of green. By removing any sense of depth or sky, he abandons the Renaissance tradition of linear perspective for the "surface-plane" philosophy of the Vienna Secession.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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ro @andtheprofane.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
one of my patients showing me a hand-sized salamander he has been keeping in a cup in his room for over a week
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 03,1947
P1- NANCY IS RIDING THE BUS, THERE IS A MAN SITTING IN FRONT OF HER, READING A BOOK 
P2 - NANCY STANDS UP AND LEANS FORWARD TO SEE WHAT THE MAN IS READING 
P3- NANCY, UNBEKNOWNST TO THE MAN IS READING HIS BOOK OVER HIS SHOULDER 
P4- NANCY SPEAKS TO THE SURPRISED MAN BEFORE SHE GETS OFF OF THE BUS
NANCY: I GET OFF HERE ---- WILL YOU PLEASE PHONE ME AT MAIN 7253 WHEN YOU
FIND OUT WHO THE MURDERER IS ?
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
How your email finds me.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 22/08/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.
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René Magritte @renemagritte.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
La légende des siècles / The legend of the centuries - c. 1960 #artbots #magritte
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#deer 🦌
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Micah @rincewind.run · 09/08/2026
this is what young Cathy Guisewite looked like, btw
Cathy Guisewite in front of a drawing of Cathy the comic book character
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꒰ᐢ..ᐢ꒱颖琦Gwyn @gravenmyth.com · 06/08/2026
every time I see this I ugly laugh 😭
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 31/07/2026
this is my new favorite diagram
Brachiosaurus projectile vomiting: forces generated and resulting traces
Assuming 50 kg (110 Ibs) of regurgitant, impact velocity from 14 m (45 ft) height, and hard-packed sand as impact site.
h = 14 m (45 ft)
Impact velocity = V = V 2gh = 16.6 m/s; kinetic energy before impact = 6,860 J
Average impact force = 68,600 N
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
lit
TY saying "nothing like reading some fine literature" as he holds a large book that says "story about a guy who completely sucks"
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Diana Soreil @silencedrowns.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
if you miss out on free Millennium Actress you are either making a big mistake or someone who already owns a copy (good choice)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Alex notices a Trans Woman across the street and thinks to herself "Egad! Another Trans woman in the wild!" She takes a bow-legged crouching stancing and puts her index and middle fingers to her forehead a la Piccolo's Special Beam Cannon. She think to herself "I shall psychically communicate solidarity with her." The other woman notices Alex from across the street and thinks to herself "hey, it's that bitch from the internet I hate."
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ok, but why are hellmouths so friend-shaped?
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Egon Schiele @artistschiele.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fighter, 1913 botfrens.com/collections/88/content…
Egon Schiele's "Fighter" captures a dynamic, contorted nude figure rendered with his signature expressive lines and bold use of color. Known for his raw and emotional portrayal of the human body, Schiele emphasizes psychological intensity and physical strain in this striking composition.
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Est Florane @estflorane.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Guardian 🌿
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Panel 1: Life is holding up a drawing of Shen in a yellow tank top and blue poofy skirt and sandals. His eyes sparkle and he says "HEY, WHAT IF YOU TRIED SOME OTHER CUTE OUTFITS IN THAT FORM, LIKE THIS?"

Panel 2: Shen (girl form) holds his arm nervously and says "Of, if -- ... if I put on a tank top, it actually triggers ... my THIRD form."

Panel 3: Life gazes dramatically as the background darkens, replying "what's your THIRD FORM?"

Panel 4: Shen gazes back at him, saying "I'll show you. But tell NO ONE of this."

Panel 5: Shen is standing in a yellow tank top in front of Life.

Panel 6: A burst of teal smoke engulfs Shen.

Panel 7: As the smoke dissipates, Shen now looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, except with his usual skin color and clothing colorscheme.
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It's Luke! Over Here Now! @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Coming home after a long trip and realizing you no longer have the cards you need to have easy conversations with your hometown friend is one of the coolest bits of game narrative ever
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보안부서 관리팀 @sd-planb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
sdkjflksjdlkjlksdjkfj;slvsmklgsfkl,.z///////////////////////////////////////,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, #furry
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Adrian🦎 @idlelizard.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Twisting and Bitturning ✎: brush pen and colored pencil
Three ink drawings of an American bittern. First with its neck tucked in, then with its neck extended a realistic amount, and last with its neck extended into a surreal loopy knot.
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morrismummer @morrismummer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The utterly glorious porch roof at St John the Baptist, Burford. Anyone who uses 'medieval' as a pejorative should be made to look at this until they promise never to do it again. Photo taken lying on my back shuffling around the floor until I was happy with the framing.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
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wrən @dirtsecret.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
i do this cuz i like you #makeaterriblecomicday2026
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EZP Em @ezpem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Cartoon living #makeaterriblecomicday2026
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B A R S U K @barssuk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Today is my birthday!! Thank you so much for a wonderful year!!❤❤❤ ..a wonderful gift will be a repost of the works 🥺👉👈
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈
A digital piece of art showing instances of quietness in nature. Text reads:

Queerness in Nature:

Schizophyllum commune has over 20,000 sexes.

Around 31% of Laysan
Albatross couples on Oahu
Island consist of two females.

Clownfish can transition from male to female.

Around 10% of rams are gay.

Mourning geckos can reproduce asexually.

Most male walruses are bisexual.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A man interviews for a job. The interviewer points to a literal wordless gap in the interviewee's resume and asks "what is this gap on your resumé" The interviewee, with an evil grin implores the interviewer to "look closer..." The interviewer sweats as he witnesses and evil aura with ominous humming noises emotting from the resume. The interviewer now finds himself trapped in the gap in the resume. The interviewee laughs malevolently.
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adam @kumerish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Blind Alley Guest Strip No. 41 ( @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social )
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15/06/2026
don't take the bait | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE is walking down the street. A WEIRD LITTLE GUY is sort of trying to tackle her.
MATTIE: Unffff–
VOICE OFF-PANEL: Hey! Be careful.

PANEL 2: The LITTLE GUY has tackled MATTIE and is sticking his hands in her mouth and nose. The IMPORTANT PUNDIT has wandered over.
PUNDIT: Whatever you do, don't take the bait. He's baiting you. 
MATTIE: He'f puffing hif fingerf in my MOUF and NOSHE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE closes her eyes. Closer in shot.
PUNDIT (OFF PANEL): Do you want to look bad in front of everyone?

PANEL 4: MATTIE sitting on her couch reading a book. The guy is there, pushing against her face.
TEXT: LATER
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Alex Jaffe, DC Comics Expert @alexjaffe.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The moral at the end of Noel Goes to Hooters is that fantasies need not be solitary. Swan Boy is a frequent traveler in Noelandia. It is unjust that Noel and Lee may not share a Hooters experience. Space can even be made for Harrison Ford between husband and wife. When you're here, you're family.
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julie muncy, calamity's augur @julie.radiantarray.io · 11/06/2026
MOTHERFUCKER
me, two months ago, posting "jesus they're going to use pokemon fucking go to make weapons technology aren't they"
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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