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Andrew Sehmann

@andrewsehmann.com
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Horn player at Augusta Symphony and SCPhil. Principal horn of the Dekalb Symphony in Atlanta. Third horn at DMMO. On faculty at GCSU in Georgia. Publishing arrangements. Also I have a bio site now: bio.site/andrewsehmann

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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 6h
It is Wednesday again
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 7h
603) Tubabot. Ideal for both orchestral accompaniment and for punctuating another hilarious disappointment. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A robot in the form of a tuba with banded arms and legs It's body (i.e. the tuba) is shaded to look like reflective metal, its face on the conical bore (big funnel bit) blowing into its mouthpiece, which is on an extended tube from the opposite side of the instrument (because, interestingly and unintentionally, I used an image of a smaller tuba designed to be held at shoulder height for reference, rather than the more conventional style with the mouthpiece closer to the bell), and it has its eyes closed. The robot's arm is connected to one of the many looping pipes, emerging from within the workings to manipulate the valves mounted in the middle. Wide waves emerging from the bell indicate the bassy sound produced by the robot.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 15h
It’s wild how many ads are just straight gambling now. We watched tubi for something… and just nonstop gambling ads. I need to just go back to plex forever at this rate.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 17h
Thanks slack I guess
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20h
got too much done today. need to sit for 3-5 weeks or months
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FYI Art holds his first dedicated time traveler call in line on June 6th 1997
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 29/09/2026
Not what my Cuban musician friends say
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bkmacd @bkmacd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Born to yippee. Forced to wake up and watch the global security architecture degrade further
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Pete Moran @pete-moran.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My most centrist belief is you can like werewolves of london but also other warren zevon songs
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 28/09/2026
I have had no time to the gym the past two weeks but finally had a chance to sneak off from the orchestra to hit a pr of 165x2 for a standing overhead press. Also, while this isn’t my main goal I’m now 300lbs (nearly 35 down from my highest weight).
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 27/09/2026
Thinking about the fact that I work with my mouth for a living (and not in the talky kinda way).
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 27/09/2026
Found me way downstairs and drank a gin And looking up I noticed I was late Found me coat and grabbed me hat Froze outside in seconds flat
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 26/09/2026
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 26/09/2026
The story of Porgy and Bess feels like it was written by AI
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 26/09/2026
Prokofiev, Daugherty, Liszt and (gasp) secret encore Candide overture in support of the Kennedy center here in Augusta tonight.
Gasp iPad and music
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 25/09/2026
Also, the Augusta Ironman is happening tomorrow.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 25/09/2026
Thrift shopping at the official Jessye Norman thrift shop in Augusta (yes this is real).
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 25/09/2026
why is there math in my Liszt
Math. Liszt math
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 25/09/2026
Becoming an adult means realizing Nancy is funny as shit
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 25/09/2026
Chester Gould (Dick Tracy creator) crying screaming and throwing up from heaven
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 25/09/2026
Drove Georgia backroads this morning to get to Augusta for rehearsal. A bunch of cattle ranches had signs for Democrats… what is happening
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
naked godzilla showing up in every film this fall
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 24/09/2026
Clemenza Di Mamdito
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 24/09/2026
I know I should take mandated reporter training seriously... but it's also the same course I've taken 6 times. Am I attempting to go through it as fast as possible? Yes.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 24/09/2026
Having to play 1st on Act III scene 1 of Gotterdammerung.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 24/09/2026
Godzilla says fuck twice.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 24/09/2026
First rehearsal for the new season of the Augusta symphony
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 23/09/2026
Victor Frankenstein: “I have zero brains… who told you I have two brains? The abnormal brain store?”
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 23/09/2026
Cosi fan tutte ass skeet
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Wes Flinn (now with new trombones!) @wesflinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Culver’s Curderburger, a delicious myocardial infarction.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 23/09/2026
nathan fielder: you're a real PNG file, right?

Elizabeth Holmes on a gray checked background looking totally full of shit:
why would I decieve you?
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 23/09/2026
The Art of the Jizz (I’m sorry everyone)
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 23/09/2026
Doubling back on this, if you don’t know the film it is the closest a cartoon has ever come to being live action (and dare I say it… it’s better than most looney toons). m.youtube.com/watch?v=5h4P...
m.youtube.com
Hundreds of Beavers | Official Trailer | Coming to Fandor April 19
YouTube video by Fandor
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 23/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder what horn player fucked up this solo so bad that Prokofiev had to write “Please play this right” in the part.
Romeo departing Juliet
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 22/09/2026
Prokofiev Romeo and Juliet tonight… and Prokofiev 5 on Friday… I’m suffering from success.
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 22/09/2026
I have just watched “Hundreds of Beavers” and I feel transfigured. One of the best films of the century.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/09/2026
if you're a moderately competent desktop computer user with the means to buy a few hard drives i think you have a duty to your iphone friends to become "the plex guy"
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Andrew Sehmann @andrewsehmann.com · 20/09/2026
Talking to my pianist wife: so I’m playing Liszt’s Mazeppa this week. It’s like a demon or whatever right? Wife: …do I have a story for you. She walks me through the story. Me: So it’s about some dude who’s strapped naked to a horse, dick out? Wife: Yep.
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SKETCH @sketchisnotreal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thanks for the inspiration @bb.wavelengths.online
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Grantasy Star IV: The End of the Sillynium @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Akira Toriyama is everywhere for those with eyes to see
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