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Andrew Pickles

@andrewjpickles.bsky.social
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Business Analyst, nerd and centrist dad.

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Tim Bale @timbale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Easy to donate: rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/06/2026
Key lesson of this by-election: make sure you book a plumber from Reform UK, not the Greens, as they will still have availability.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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a group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor .
Alt: A gif from Starship Troopers. A group of soldiers are standing in a row wearing helmets and armor. A soldier turns to face the camera and says "I'm doing my part!"
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Picard ethics tip: The fact that a conflict has many sides does not imply that every side has merit.
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Captain Hurley 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️🇪🇺 @zoonie.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
So there is also the Scouts, who are open to everybody - and I do mean everybody! And they very clearly state it too, which makes me want to hug their, er, chief scout, or whatever ;) www.scouts.org.uk/news/2025/ap...
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Scouts - Supporting trans and gender diverse young members and adult volunteers in Scouts
We prepare young people with skills for life. Each year we help over 460,000 girls and boys enjoy fun and adventure while developing skills to succeed. Do more. Learn more. Be more.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2025
Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch
People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn’t that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people.
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David Bisset @davidbisset.com · 24/07/2025
Why I 🧡 the web. drawafish.com Just draw the fish. Trust me. 🐟
A group of handdrawn fish.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
@garius.bsky.social was right about K Pop Demon Hunters!
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
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A grid showing prep to goth on the x axis and nerd to jock on the y axis. There is a result plotted in the half way point of the x axis and one sixth on the y axis. There is text that states "you are tied between goth and prep, 73.6% nerd, placing you in the True Nerd category."
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Kaylee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🔜 BLFC @littlemacha.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Megathread of pro-trans petitions on Parliament’s petition website. If Labour suddenly gets hit with debates for a bunch of pro-trans petitions, maybe they’ll realise this issue isn’t going away and they’ve fucked up. I’ll add more as I find them. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Late Christmas present to go see @oxventure.bsky.social live. Was a fantastic show and recognised @naturalsix.bsky.social sitting behind us!
Stage set for the Oxventure live show
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I don’t wish to alarm anyone but if you draw glasses on Masaccio’s Virgin and Child it’s Michael Caine holding a tiny Chris Evans being serenaded by the Proclaimers
Masaccio’s Virgin and ChildMasaccio’s Virgin and Child except I’ve drawn glasses on everyone
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 19/03/2025
I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
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I’m the Canadian who was detained by Ice for two weeks. It felt like I had been kidnapped
I was stuck in a freezing cell without explanation despite eventually having lawyers and media attention. Yet, compared with others, I was lucky
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Are there awards for alt text?
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Cats battling over who gets the new cardboard boxes #ProofOfCat
A cat in an open remote control digger box. Another cat stands behind the box pretending she is not interested in it.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@outsidexbox.bsky.social Any chance of a 3 ways to play?
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優noD🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @yunod.sustainabletranslator.scot · 28/11/2024
Petition: Referendum on changing the Electoral System To Proportional Representation (PR) petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70... via @quietriotpod.bsky.social
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Petition: Referendum on changing the Electoral System To Proportional Representation (PR)
We are petitioning for a National Referendum to decide whether the current electoral system should be RETAINED or REPLACED by a system where the number of MPs each party gets reflects the proportion o...
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Got to the end of it. Some glimmers of hope at the end but overall a pretty damning view of our entire system of government. Need to read something a bit lighter next!
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Half way through @iandunt.bsky.social's "How Westminster Works" and it is a depressing indictment of our political system. Hoping for some reasons for optimism in the second half!
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Thanks to the random direction my players have taken I am now having to come up with the logistics of fantasy lizard farming #dnd
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Eveytime I call the vets: Receptionist: What is your last name? Me: Pickles Receptionist: Sorry, not your pet's name, your last name. Me: That is my last name... Curse of having an uncommon surname!
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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Preserve the Friday traditions
Drawing of the formaldehyde molecular structure, with the O at the top, resembling a person with no arms. Alongside it is a similar figure labelled casual-dehyde, which is wearing a purple-ish hawaiian shirt and yellow cargo shorts
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I seem to be stuck in a version of Groundhog Day this week: Me: It's cold, you should put your jumper on. Daughter: I don't need a jumper. Daughter leaves to walk to school. 3 minutes pass. Daughter (coming back into the house): Where's my jumper and can I have a lift?
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ok, here’s the content you need. Fitness influencers with added fart noises.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/11/2024
Let's keep the joy going, I've got another 6x8 print sat here, just Follow, Like and Repost to be in with a chance of winning Pat Butcher from Ghosts. The lucky so-and-so will be chosen Monday morning.
Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 06/11/2024
I've got a small (6x8) Star Wars print to give away. Follow me, like and repost this and I'll pick a name at random in 24 hours. If you want a bigger version they are available from happytoast.co.uk
Star Wars A New Hope poster by HappyToast
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
This is HMS Fidelity. Built in Liverpool in 1920. Served as a Royal Navy commando and covert action ship during WW2. I think Fidelity might be unique among WW2 Royal Navy combat vessels. Her First Officer was a woman: the absolutely fascinating Lt Cdr (effective) Madeleine Barclay. /1
black and white photo of a single stack, run down naval vessel.
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Tom Lawton @lawtontri.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
By far the most sensible suggestion I've seen on the NHS Ideas For Change site from the 1250 contributions to date... change.nhs.uk/en-GB/ideas/...
1221/1250 From "Your ideas for change" Go to the projecta Stop wasting time on getting ideas from the general public rather than experts Look, most people haven't got a clue about how to run an incredibly complex organization like the NHS. Even less of them have any expertise in healthcare provision. Why are you wasting time, money and effort on an exercise like this? Speak to experts. Speak to people on the front line. Speak to academics who have actually put years of work into researching this. Heck, speak to other health services around the world who have good approaches. But what you don't need to do is sort through a million responses from people who think that "wokery" is ruining the NHS, or believe that if only everyone ate dandelions you could do away with ambulance sirens. Stop it. Just stop it.
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jessrock @jessrock.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
Ugh, if you're on LinkedIn, head over there now and turn off the new AI training setting they quietly opted everyone into. Here's the direct link if it works for you, if not, follow the instructions below. www.linkedin.com/mypreference...
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
How blue is Bluesky? I found ismy.blue from a Guardian article and looks like I flip sooner the most and see more blue than green
A colour gradient from green to blue with a graph overlaid showing at what point it switched from green to blue for me.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
Best quick summary of the US debate last night that I've heard.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Bike ride pitstop
Three bicycle helmets on a picnic table with a pint of beer.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
Had my first experience of a scammer sending me DMs on Bluesky. Rather than the celebrities @deathtospinach.bsky.social attracts mine was a "lonely mom". I'd naively thought there'd be fewer of them here!
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 17/08/2024
Picking back up our D&D campaign after a 7 week hiatus. Struggling to remember where the party was and what they were doing. May have to use the ol' reliable of throw in a combat encounter to give me thinking time!
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
@garius.bsky.social I know it was more Gavin Williamson's thing in the Brexit Papers, wondered if you'd seen James Cleverly coming out of the Warhammer closet today?
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Pandemonium @pandemoniumhawk.bsky.social · 17/06/2024
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
On 8th Oct 1952 the worst civilian rail disaster in UK history happened in London. 112 deaths. 340 wounded. That accident, and the actions of one woman from Florida have saved THOUSANDS of lives since. That disaster helped lead to the creation of paramedics. /1 🧵 www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU60...
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Harrow and Wealdstone Train Crash Newsreel
Newsreel footage of the aftermath of the 1952 Train Crash at Harrow & Wealdstone Station, which claimed the lives of 112 people and injured hundreds more.
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Andrew Pickles @andrewjpickles.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Hmm, first proper post. Should make it a good one... (Inspiration fails so falls back on cat pic)
Cat snoozing in a box
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