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Kneecap @kneecapceol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Lamine Yamal flies the flag of Palestine.
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Sarah Følina | clikkiesky goes to ØH @subtlefire.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
me every day:
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Patreon is fun because it’ll send you an email that will be like “thanks to your generous support and loving spirit, check out this gift of wonder you’ve unlocked” and then it’ll be a bonus podcast from the Piss Boys titled “Derek got hit by a car (again)”
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 18/12/2025
We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 23/11/2025
I'm such a dork
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Bonk
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I’m going to smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and think about Sisyphus
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 06/09/2025
i need another coffee and also a brick to the fuckig head
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Woah
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
"I'm damn proud to be a Seattle Mariner." -Ichiro Suzuki #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
it's beer friday
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
They are looking at each other
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
These look like cc and gg to me
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
i don't need to use AI to not read my emails. i already don't read my emails just fine
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MurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Nobody fucking listens to me.
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I should finally upgrade my PC. It's been like 5 years
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
The only thing that will matter is saying no and then protecting the targets
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I don't know what it is but all the time I will put things off for no good reason as if I will someday get access to a time machine where I can just do everything at once. But no, my car needs an oil change and I'm just making it worse
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
America should invent a bar that has robust public transit connections instead of a parking lot
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
My hobby is blackout poetry
A computer can never be held ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
Therefore ⬛ computer ⬛s⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛a⬛⬛ d⬛⬛
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
this is going to be a sort of insane recession because usually what causes these things is all complicated and difficult to sort out and even harder to fix, but in this case it's very clearly one guy pushing the "fuck everything" button. gonna find out if there's a "unfuck everything" button ig
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Jake Cole @jakecole.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit
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LilChromie @lilchromie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
I'm just gonna let AI rot everyone else's brains so I can reign as the smartest person on earth
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
3d print cat ears for everything
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Go birds
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
folks really need to accept that "lawful" and "lawless" don't matter, what matters is being able to marshal and deploy force (force of capital, the force of arms, the force of a crowd...) none of the people running the country right now give a good goddamn about the law
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2025
This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
California is overrated, the pnw is better
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
I want to crack my back on a shitty plastic chair from my cheap-ass high school again
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/01/2025
cannot overstate the degree to which i am negatively polarized against nimbys. like, if you go to a public meeting to speak against lower cost housing i think the city should eminent domain your house and your house specifically
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2025
jesus christ this guys needs genuine help
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
2025 Cringe
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Whisper me a love song came in with the buzzer beater best Yuri of the year.
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I feel like shit, I want to go and touch grass but I am going to rot in bed all day
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Oh no, someone put wholesome character development in my dubiously ecchi anime
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Rain is so goated
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
On my way to the airport and I can't shake the feeling that I'm forgetting something
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 19/12/2024
They should invent a me that wants to get my work done
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Me when my power goes out and I have nothing to do
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
🚨 www.defense.gov/News/News-St...
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I wish to be wrapped into a toasty burrito with a weighted blanket in a cold room with snow or rain outside
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Factorio is a drug and I have a problem
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a picture of a giraffe on the beach with the words " my honest reaction " above it
ALT: a picture of a giraffe on the beach with the words " my honest reaction " above it
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me when I think it's Friday but it's not but at least it's payday
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Ando @ando-lmao.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Damn that's crazy
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 02/12/2024
It is time.
An enormous raccoon the size of a building jumping out from behind a snow covered mountain. The text reads: you can't summon the grand raccoon to end winter. You can: keep your space heater at least 3ft away from anything flammable. Plug it into the wall, never a power strip. Turn it off before you go to sleep.
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