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María de la Ohlala @menchubasquero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No sabía q en 2003 Disneyland Paris pidió a la familia de Luis Buñuel poner una calle a su nombre y el hijo les contestó q ok pero q quería 10 millones de € y q la calle se llamara «Boulevard Luis Buñuel-Me cago en Dios y el fascista de Walt Disney». Pero qué puta maravilla es esta. Os dejo la carta
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Olga @olguix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lo más surrealista del alquiler en España es que un casero que lleva sin trabajar desde el siglo pasado te mire por encima del hombro y te exija la vida laboral de tres generaciones para dejarte dormir en una despensa.
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Bonnie 🎃 @andalucia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
La prioridad nacional
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lol
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
Elon Musk

@elonmusk
Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend.
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even my friends don't text me back that fast
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Esther @estherlocked.eurosky.social · 01/09/2026
1 de septiembre
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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mecomiaunflan @mecomiaunflan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Celtiberia Show". Luis Carandell. triunfo, 9 febrero 1974.
"Catastrofismo Publicitario.
"Peores no hay", "El peor dulce del mundo", "Casi tós parman", "Me comen las letras". Doy aquí la película completa de la campaña de carteles que el viajero encuentra en las proximidades de la ciudad de Écija."
A continuación del texto, siguen tres fotografías con un cartel publicitario cada una.
Primera foto: "Por favor: no se droguen con Yemas EL Ecijano. Casi tos parman".
Segunda foto: "No compren Yemas El Ecijano. Peores no hay".
Tercera foto: "Yemas El Ecijano. El peor dulce del mundo".
(Faltan dos carteles, en la siguiente captura)Dos fotografías que corresponden al cuarto y al quinto cartel:
Cuarto cartel: "Me comen las letras. Por favor coma vd. Yemas".
Quinto cartel: "Papá ven en tren en avión o roando pero trae... Yemas El Ecijano".
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.”

“I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
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⧉ 𝘺𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘬𝘢 ⧉🐈 @yoshika.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ご報告 ブリリアントブラック 通称「ブリくん」 2026年7月30日早朝、老衰のため18歳で静かに旅立ちました。 これまでブリの投稿を見守り、たくさんの「いいね」や温かいコメントをくださった皆様、本当にありがとうございました。 皆様に可愛がっていただき、ブリはとても幸せな18年間を過ごすことができたと思います。 心より感謝申し上げます。 #Blueskyねこ部 部員No.27 ブリ
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the goddess
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Steven Lucy @slucy.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Alright everyone, 48 hours in the Netherlands so brace for tons of street infrastructure content! Here we have rough road, curb extensions, raised crossing, bollards, and (off camera) tons of diverters / modal filters to reduce traffic volume.
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Sarah Forde 🌙🪡 @sailorastera.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Happy anniversary of that time the post office asked me to provide evidence that my package was not delivered.
A series of photos of me pointing to places where packages could be like inside of a mailbox or on the front porch or in my hands except there is nothing there
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wooby @ruby.gay · 19/06/2026
Palworld figured it out? Palworld?
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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 11/06/2026
Catty corner 🪩
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waldokanto.bsky.social @waldokanto.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Marjane Satrapi 1969-2026
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Make every day matter. Good Morning Blue Sky
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 12/05/2026
I was floored when it tried pawing at the cats on the screen, thinking they were real.😂
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Prague just opened the new Dvorecký Bridge. It's exclusively for trams, buses, bikes, and pedestrians. Private cars are completely banned.
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
We fucking did it! We ran from Los Angeles to Las Vegas!!!
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RickyFTW @rickyftw.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Ironically still very much alive in Death Valley. Insanely windy and lots of hills today, was brutal running against the wind I hate it. Fuck the wind.
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fmanu @fmanu.eurosky.social · 03/04/2026
A Murphy Campbell le roban su música y, no contentos con eso, la denuncian ante YouTube por cantar como la IA a la que alimentaron con su música. Y YouTube, que no comprueba nada, acepta la denuncia y le impide ganar las cuatro perras que podría ganar. El progreso era otra cosa.
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Eskubi @eskubi.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Pedalear en los nuevos carriles de la red ciclista de Vitoria-Gasteiz tiene color …
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#repostyourart day 2: BLOOM!! This is such a favourite for me in terms of colour! It's so fun!!
A digital drawing of colorful abstract shapes and flowers surrounding a white area in the middle, with the text "I will BLOOM again" in it.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.
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'Be careful not to introduce security vulnerabilities such as command injection, XSS, SQL injection, and other OWASP top 10 vulnerabilities. If you notice that you wrote insecure code, immediately fix it.
Prioritize writing safe, secure, and correct code."
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Avoid backwards-compatibility hacks
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas
b/w image of a horse, saddled and with rein and stirrups, and a cat on its back. It is captioned “CAT RIDES A HORSE. Attracts much attention on the streets of Philadelphia”. Below the image, it says: “WAFFLES HAS A GOOD TIME”
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Jia 🍟 @jiatoy.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Feliz Patricio San!!! ... mierda, no.
Dibujo de un pingüino grande con otro pequeñito, con cara triste y disfraz de ninja, en brazos. Encima del grande hay un texto en japonés que se traduce a "vengo a empeñar a mi hijo", y encima del pequeño otro también en japonés que se traduce a "ayuda, me van a empeñar". El fondo es una imitación rápida del ukiyo-e, enmarcado, y en la parte superior pone, también en japonés, "Patrisio San".
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Christine Beeton @christinebeeton.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Happy #Caturday! Minette had another exhausting day supervising her human. #Cats #MInette #Pets #Photography
A siamese cat sleeping belly up, slightly twisted, in a fleece blanket.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 12/03/2026
A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.
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Officer having anxiety attack took ambulance sent for man dying from police shooting, report says
A man who was shot by Connecticut police last year and later died had to wait 10 extra minutes for another ambulance to arrive at the scene, after another officer having an anxiety attack took the first one.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
One of my favourite sides of politics/media.
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Rubio: “Let me tell you, Iran is run by lunatics, religious fanatic lunatics.”
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El Mundo Today @elmundotoday.com · 04/03/2026
«Centros de salud privados del grupo Quirón, coches de alta gama, jueces, chalés y apartamentos, lo que sea necesario. Tenemos todo esto y más», ha prometido la presidenta. Artículo completo en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/03/ayus...
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
We are not a serious country.
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
MAGA followers lost their freaking marbles. Now they are threatening Spain after Pedro Sánchez denied to supply logistics to American aircrafts participating to the Iranian war through the two bases of Morón and Rota (Andalusia) which are operated by both the US and Spain.
Will Chamberlain @willchamberlain
After we get done with Iran and Cuba, we should seriously consider adding Spain to the list Traducir post
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Spain's PM Pedro Sanchez has condemned the US-Israel war on Iran as a breach of international law, emerging as one of the sole Western leaders to denounce the attacks.
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Matt (Fused with Nail) @ivanbooze.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Pokopia Loss
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 01/03/2026
"The 15-Hour City believes everything has its place. Houses go in one location, businesses in another, and in between is a dark sea of soul-crushing concrete and asphalt." buff.ly/fLNN71n
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Introducing the 15-Hour City
“The 15-minute city principle suggests you should have your daily needs—work, food, healthcare, education, culture, and leisure—within a 15-minute ...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school
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Kea Wilson @keawilson.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is fucked and if you’re a “street safety” person this is absolutely your issue
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
30 years. This video should be on every network.
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Taronja @taronja.aldea.social · 24/02/2026
Ponle volumen, c/c @c3peor.bsky.social
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localswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head
Tweet that reads Leo Xander
@STALLEON
Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 21/02/2026
The best bike plan starts with a better car plan. Dutch cities don’t just graft bike lanes onto busy streets. They practice “ontvlechten”—untangling cycling and driving at a structural level by restricting car speed, volume, and access. Fewer conflicts. Calmer streets. Networks that actually work.
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Swaggert @swaggert.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Marta C Dehesa @martacdehesa.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Seguramente el comunicado de HOY de @autorasdecomic.bsky.social se entiende mucho mejor leyendo el de hace un año, del 10/04/2025 No reconocemos la legitimidad de una asociación amarilla creada por la patronal y el ministerio expresamente para quitarnos representatividad, acción e interlocución
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 13/02/2026
people really don't like secret, masked police abducting people off the street to put into concentration camps, it turns out
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 11/02/2026
The primary use case for this product is to erode consent.
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Jake the puppy
Illustration of Jake The Dog from Adventure Time drawn as a puppy
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
i need you people to think for five seconds about how this would even work seriously sit down for a moment and ask yourself if it makes any fucking sense at all for some Filipino guy to be seated at a keyboard remote-controlling a taxi halfway across the globe like he's playing GTA
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