An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Being genderfluid means I am always contemplating whether or not I want to pursue sine kind of medical transition but tbh women’s bathrooms are always the biggest stopper. I can’t getting drunk compliments lose women’s bathrooms 121
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Cody: You’re my favorite thing Me: You’re mine too! Cody: No I’m not. Your favorite thing is Heated Rivalry. 040
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Idk how people with kids do it, every time I watch my nephews I have to fight tooth and nail to not laugh at their antics the entire time 120
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I made a tiktok about how I think fictional characters Frodo and Sam should kiss and someone told me I was the reason male suicide rates are so high 170
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The thing about staying at an abbey is that it’s incredible but also someone WILL try to convince you to become a nun 020
Reposted by An AvocadoIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026I don't understand Kingdom Hearts but I love it when there's news about it because my friends who do know about Kingdom Hearts sound completely insane 241203168
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I have been “sir’d” and “man’d” several times now by strangers in public and it is making me feel a kind of way I genuinely don’t have the time or energy to unpack rn 020
Reposted by An AvocadoAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026omg just saw the odyssey and I will say worth price of admission to hear Odysseus stare into camera and say “we are entering the bronze age collapse” 1834614
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I generally did not care for the new Odyssey movie but Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy is maybe the most inspired casting choice of all time 100
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Hudson Williams sideblog, Hudson Williams discord, if I existed in a time before the internet the power of my hyperfixations with nowhere to put them would implode my entire life multiple times. Thank you internet, for my outlets 010
Reposted by An AvocadoMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/07/2026LFGGGGGGGG apnews.com/article/tate...apnews.comSocial media influencers Andrew and Tristian Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals service tells APInfluencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami. That's according to the U.S. Marshals Service. 631038
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026A woman stopped me in the middle of Meijer to gush about how much she loves my hairstatic.klipy.comAnnie Murphy's Delighted Shimmy as Alexis RoseALT: Annie Murphy's Delighted Shimmy as Alexis Rose 020
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Spent an evening getting tipsy and explaining omegaverse to my partner in detail, with a powerpoint presentation, that’s love baby 010
Reposted by An Avocadocait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026lol check out this post I dug up from approx. 2018. she was cooking 121506195
Reposted by An Avocado✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026This parasite could do the funniest thing 0222
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Every time someone messages me to tell me they’re watching Heated Rivalry for the first time I get a contact high when they get to e5 2120
Reposted by An AvocadoInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If you're not outraged, you should be 221118462419
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026My friend is slowly watching Heated Rivalry in like 10 minute increments which I cannot wrap my head around because I have no choice but to inhale the show like a pile of cocaine every time I can 490
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Got “sorry, man”ed at the theater and have never been so delighted. 040
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Literally no one cares but I have NEVER seen an online fandom tear itself apart as efficiently and brutally as the Heated Rivalry fandom has done in a mere 6 months. It’s honestly breathtaking. Absolutely fascinating to watch unfold 140
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t stop 9/11. Because what if 9/11 is somehow part of the reason I met you? RIP to all those people, but I can’t risk not meeting you.” -Cody 040
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I love a hardware store bc they’re one of the only places you can show up looking completely deranged and no one bats an eye 140
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 28/06/2026We are all put on this earth for a purpose, and mine is thrifting funky glassware 020
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Literally what is better than talking with drunk women in a women’s bathroom 110
Reposted by An Avocado✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 18/06/2026This cannot be reformed. It must be destroyed. This week is Juneteenth, meant to be a celebration of our freedom from enslavement, and instead of freedom we are still oppressed, abused, and they still kill our children to try controlling us. 13817
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I tried wagyu steak bc I got a gift card and that was a mistake, I’m going to be craving it for the rest of my life and I can never afford to buy it myself 160
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 17/06/2026People gotta stop asking people with depressing jobs about their jobs if they don’t wanna get depressing answers. Do not ask for details about my job at a party. It’s gonna bring the mood down. You gotta stop. 360
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Cody: Pregnancy seems awful. Couldn’t be me Me: No mpreg for you? Cody: Not for me. I can’t believe how many times Sonic the Hedgehog has done it. It must really take a toll on his body 120
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Me: I live life on the wild side. You can never predict my next move Cody: I can, and it’s usually falling asleep 040
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 10/06/2026TW: suicide, death The thing about working in a hospital is you can have one young patient just slump over and die unexpectedly and the very next day have a patient kill themselves and you have to just…keep working 120
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/06/2026“I bet when we’re like 45 we’ll become swingers” -Cody 030
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Bluesky needs to bring in circles like yesterday, I’m so sick of not being able to verbally dump about getting my back snapped in half like I used to be able to 030
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 17/05/2026A 2.5 hour trip just flew by bc I entertained myself my recounting the plot of Heated Rivalry to myself 000
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Cody is trying to tell me that fish doesn’t count as meat and sandals don’t count as shoes and I’m gonna commit a crime 110
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I work 6 12-hour shifts in a row and I never FEEL tired at the end of them but my sense of time and also reality? gets fucked beyond belief and then I sleep for like 15 hours 130
Reposted by An Avocadocait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I must have watched this 15 times now with no sign of slowing down 26115672
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Having a partner who sleepwalks will never stop being freaky as fuck. Sometimes I don’t know that he’s asleep so I just try to talk to him and end up feeling like one of us is having a stroke bc the conversation makes NO sense until I realize he’s sleeping 170
Reposted by An Avocadoonion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make 7878801344
Reposted by An Avocado🌿viktor aleksander🌿🩸devil's minion pilled🩸 @nooskadraws.bsky.social · 30/04/2026save me samwise gamgee's words of there is still some good in this world and it's worth fighting for save me 2391146
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 11/05/2026“I cry 3 times a year: Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, and 1 wildcard” -Cody 020
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 10/05/2026This Mother’s Day I’m remembering the woman I met who got mad at her own mother on Mother’s Day because her mother did not wish HER a happy Mother’s Day even though she was a “dog mom” 250
Reposted by An Avocadonic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/05/2026to be clear, under normal circumstances looking at/liking porn on the clock is objectively cool and correct. It has to be extraordinary circumstances (head of trust and safety keeps banning people for it/bringing up his relationship to Prostasia and Jesse Singal) to make that action Uncool 0131
Reposted by An AvocadoBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 01/05/2026What an evil piece of shit. I cannot wait to take over. 329189142421
An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I went about a month without my ADHD meds and in that time I ruined my nails from chewing them so bad and created a Hudson Williams blog on tumblr dot com. I apologize to my brain, I’ll never treat you that way again bb 190
