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@antagonic.bsky.social
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Dumb Ass, MLS(ASCP)CM. One'a They/Thems, Nocturnal Mad Scientist, certified Pretentious Old Goth

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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 4h
coworkers produce such things that you would never in your life encounter or even conceptualize, otherwise
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep meticulous track of the house expenses etc, and somehow even though the numbers have me running a theoretical deficit, we manage to stay basically at equilibrium financially with all the dumb bullshit I spend money on. However. I have not had a student loan payment in about 2 years either
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm so cranky that the Plague upon my house finally got me after dodging it for like 2 weeks straight. I have amateur carpentry to do! I left off on workout B and I want to go to the gym and do my deadlifts! I can't because I've got a Virus and I know I'm gonna be in for it for the next 2 weeks
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I love the nocturnal lifestyle, wouldn't trade it for anything* but it does come with certain... experiences. such as walking into the kitchen at 5am and seeing... Something move very fast out of the corner of your eye. Around the sink and behind the dishwasher. down the cabinets and under the stove
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy barkday never forget
Both: a bunch of dogs in party hats in front of happy barkday sign
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As of today, the CDC has changed (reverted) their Covid guidance to make the vaccine recommended for all people over 18. In addition to being a smart public health move, this recommendation also means insurance must cover it. Read more here: www.cdc.gov/covid/hcp/va... Listen to a breakdown here:
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when the example beginner one-day full-body gym split includes eleven distinct exercises, thirty-five sets, and a grand total of three hundred and ninety-nine reps between them
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
personally I think it's hilarious and socially appropriate every time a nonwhite person has to engage a racist about something in a social space and every other white person immediately goes to "anyone in this thread smoke weed" type subject-changing
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anna, journalist, get woke or DEI trying @fakerobotgamer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is getting a lot of attention all of the sudden so i want to additionally point out: this is all a jesse singal op bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wow it’s almost like I said this exact thing and pointed out the article was a fucking hit job and y’all got so mad and now the owner of the bar is confirming that exact thing and saying she believes the story was “abysmal journalism” and telling y’all to stop being so fucking hateful.
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
butching it up in the backyard with the miter saw on a Thursday
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the danger of giving me a housekey is from that point on there will always be a low but nonzero danger of me letting myself in at 6am, feeding your cat, doing all your dishes and sampling all of the open snacks in your house
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hyperlexuality @baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 23/09/2026
sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the boston globe does not care about community organizing except insofar as they can profit off its failures. this is an anti masking psyop masquerading as criticism of leftist infighting, and much like Dump Your Puppygirl proved influencing y'all is piss easy
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have you ever just been Struck with inspiration like a bolt and compelled. to create something
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Stephanie Baker @stephabaker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Covid in 98% of airport air samples. A reminder that you can wear an n95 when you travel, even if you don’t wear one all the time, and why wouldn’t you want to avoid getting sick while you’re on a trip?
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fully prepared to be labeled "drug seeking" for having to send 2 entire messages prodding my doctor about refills in the last week
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You construct/intricate rituals/which allow you/to ask people you like/to hang out
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
good news everyone: I have broken 100lbs on my squat and did not fail my overhead press this time (less dangerous/embarrassing than failing a bench but more frustrating, was my final try before having to start taking weight off)
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it's a bit on the nose to use the David Bowie song about the literal impending end of the world to advertise your stupid fucking AI and pervert glasses, but that's just me
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"perhaps the UFO descending on her is coming to take her back to her home. Planet Tuxedo Cat"
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
chatting up gay boys in line for COVID shots at the Costco Pharmacy
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We love to do abstract loss.jpeg bits with the folding table arrangements at T-Time
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
No lol they at least did me the courtesy of sending me a list of posts I would absolutely proudly read at the Hague 2 with my lips directly on the mic
My suspension email yesterday morning from bsky: Hi there,

A Bluesky account you control (@criminalerin.bsky.social) posted:

"I like that Charlie Kirk is dead & that this is the last video he posted & also that he never can again post another video where he both lies through his weird little mouth that is now dead & use an apostrophe for a possessive & also that he can't fix it, because he's dead now & always will be"

"I can't believe they missed his massive head but A for effort!"

"I just hope the bullet is okay 🙏🏻 😇"

"Rest in Piss Charlie Kirk or as his friends themselves called him, Hark Lie Kirk"

"When u tell us not to cheer Charlie Kirk reaping after all these years of sowing, reminder that this is who you're trying to get us to go soft on"

"It's still fun to think about all the people with valid reasons to kill Charlie Kirk being the ones who as far as we know still might have been successful in doing so lol 🙏🏻 prayers up to sepsis"

"Highly critical and very temporary support to the NFL I guess lmao this is the second to last ever posted Charlie Kirk video and I'm so glad his week got worse and now he can never post another video ever again forever"

"We can't say it's funny that Big Balls got his nose broke by teenaged girls bc that was the pretext for Trump deploying the National Guard to DC and now we can't even say it's funny and good that CHARLIE KIRK of all people got an extra hole or two in that useless op windpipe of his the fuck"

"Man I really like referring to Charlie Kirk in the past tense, the dead tense, the will never again breathe even one more breath to spew hate and my children and your children and everyone's children with tense"
This is in violation of our Community Guidelines. These p
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
do the kids still know how to photoshop. I need an image of Hatsune Miku but the twintails are the twin towers
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There are two possibilities here. One is that I have the "little dog who thinks he's a big dog" type of dysmorphia/distorted self-perception. The other, more likely I think, is a bunch of women are somehow using the same numbers but a completely different system of measurement for how tall they are
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Now, I don't want to assume, I *think* people at T-Time are playing Chinese style mahjong?" "Why, what would make you assume that?"
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it's all fun and games being the big hairy butch bastard until... pit zit. zit right in the pit
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
okay sickos it's time for The List of perversions circa 1983. Tag yourselves
Screenshot of an Internet Archive scan of the book "Pleasure and Danger: Exploring Female Sexuality", Paula Webster's essay "The Forbidden: Eroticism and Taboo" on page 391, a list of quotes from women speaking of what was taboo for them,

"I want to have sex without love"

"I want to buy a strap-on dildo"

"I want to have sex with my student"

"Patriarchal men turn me on"

"I want to be able to say what I want"

"I like sucking cock"

"I want to get married and have children"

"I want to rape a woman"

"I want instant gratification... why don't women have glory holes?"

"I want to sleep with a young girl/boy"

"I want to be watched but not touched"

"I want more than one lover"

"I want to look sexy on the street"

"I would like to be able to flirt"

"I want to fuck my husband in the ass"

"I want to sexually caress my child"

"I would like to have sex with my brother/sister/father/mother"

"I would like to have sex with my best friend"

"I want to have vaginal orgasms, if there is such a thing"

"I want to go to the limits"

"I want to discover what I want"

"I want to be able to be turned on to my long term relationship"

"I want to fantasize about being a porn star"

"I want to really like my body"

"I want to be fucked into insensibility, everywhich way"

"I want to talk dirty in private"
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
man. Anja Huwe is at Small's tonight and I gotta work
screenshot of the player and album cover for the Peel Session of Xmal Deutschland's "Sehnsucht"
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh I hate doing body weight squats, though. it is Objectively Easier to keep your balance when you have 100lbs of weight on your back, especially when your center of gravity is as dumb as mine
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
oh I am going to write Such a bitchy email
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
we're on backorder for a lot of both obscure and very routine agar plates lately, including... SBAP. So I've been discouraged from using blood plates for subcultures unless absolutely necessary for hemolysis or to compare morphologies. And I cannot help but think...
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
got the kind of autism where I'm like "none of you know even the most basic fundamentals of dog training" re:talk of clickers in the trans bar nite chat
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
well that was a nice 45 minute diversion in my REM cycle. pet some cats
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Swamp Witch 🍂🌻 @beneathhergaze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Gloria Steinem was a feminist icon bc she deliberately forced popular feminist theory away from the class war at the behest of the CIA, making it palatable for American corporate tokenism; focusing the movement entirely on abortion/the girlboss ideal neutered it & left us toothless re: fascism"
Meme of the Japanese parliament getting into a fight as they try to keep an older man in the center from speaking into a microphone to force a vote.
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It seems like a large part of the medical community - and the general public - wants long covid to be a psychological condition, partially because they don’t like medical conditions they can’t solve, and partially because they’d prefer if they could just blame us for being nuts.
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Kei and Yuri's Heterosexual Joint Bank Account @trucewillis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have known Battler for Twenty Minutes and I already immediately understand why everyone who reads umineko treats that man like a psychosexual chewtoy, dear lord.
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what is it with the local dorks always wanting there to be an explicit dress code posted for local gay events. Hall monitor behavior
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
let it be on the record that I am a little bit stupid and a lot bit dog-brained about food. So when someone leaves 5lbs of reeses pieces in the break room, well, I am going to give myself a tummyache every night at work until they run out
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
sometimes I will be like "I'm not even that autistic" and other times it will be the rare instance I'm not wearing skintight nitrile gloves at work that I remember. oh I hate touching paper with Dry Hands. almost as much as I hate touching paper with Moist Hands
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Silky @silkyweineck.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“The name is Jones. Pinkerton National Detective Agency. Coca Cola Enforcement Division. On behalf of the University of Michigan.”
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
double duty at the Pissing Me Off Factory
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fact check: Pfizer has been approved as well as novovax. Looks like they’ll all be shipping “within days” Up to 60% of Americans will likely qualify Here is the HELLA LONG list of “preexisting conditions” which includes stuff like depression or simply being physically inactive.
cdc.gov
Underlying Conditions and the Higher Risk for Severe COVID-19
Learn risk factors for severe outcomes from COVID-19 and actions to take.
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
border crossing hates them! local autist responds completely deadpan to stupid questions, does not have any illicit substances hidden in their dirty socks and men's underwear laundry
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
letting the soft animal of my body sleep 19 out of the past 24 hours
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I want every app developer and EV investor skinned alive and their carcass rolled down the uncovered municipal road salt pile
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
deciding I'm prejudiced against PHEVs now. If you leave your punk ass little 40-mile battery Prius on that charger and don't move to let a real EV take that spot all damn night I'm smashing your windshield to disengage the cable myself
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
think Technology Connections was right but entirely too generous on the point of EVs not being a viable choice for the general public until and unless fast charging infrastructure becomes actually comparable to Gas Stations
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I'm too lazy to open an image editor but I realize the little pre-roll container tubes are approx. the same size shape label coloration etc as my Wegovy pens. someone should do a "which way, western (wo)man" about that
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nic... ... @antagonic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
there comes a point in a piercing's lifetime where you're like "wait. I thought I had only sized this down once" but lo and behold. There are already three barbells in my stash
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