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An Avocado

@anavocado.bsky.social
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a drunk tweet
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being genderfluid means I am always contemplating whether or not I want to pursue sine kind of medical transition but tbh women’s bathrooms are always the biggest stopper. I can’t getting drunk compliments lose women’s bathrooms
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Varda is here!!!! By @chirunax who’s here on bluesky!!
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cody: You’re my favorite thing Me: You’re mine too! Cody: No I’m not. Your favorite thing is Heated Rivalry.
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“You have to take a nap now.” “I don’t think so! My house, my rules!”
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“We can play fun games AFTER nap time.” “Hmmm. Aunt B? What if we played fun games BEFORE nap time? I don’t think we should wait until after.”
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Idk how people with kids do it, every time I watch my nephews I have to fight tooth and nail to not laugh at their antics the entire time
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
That whole series made people VERY angry, i wonder why (it’s homophobia)
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I made a tiktok about how I think fictional characters Frodo and Sam should kiss and someone told me I was the reason male suicide rates are so high
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The thing about staying at an abbey is that it’s incredible but also someone WILL try to convince you to become a nun
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s like ritualistic humiliation, honestly
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I never realized how much lettuce I ate until I couldn’t eat it anymore, this SUCKS
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wish I knew, but it’s universally true
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026
I don't understand Kingdom Hearts but I love it when there's news about it because my friends who do know about Kingdom Hearts sound completely insane
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’d just start following her around on my hands and knees tbh
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your time. It’s coming. Are you prepared.
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have been “sir’d” and “man’d” several times now by strangers in public and it is making me feel a kind of way I genuinely don’t have the time or energy to unpack rn
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
omg just saw the odyssey and I will say worth price of admission to hear Odysseus stare into camera and say “we are entering the bronze age collapse”
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Idk what this is but I’m thrilled for you bc it sounds delicious
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
It’s SO good AND if I’m remembering right it did really well financially? I don’t understand why it didn’t get more acclaim (jk it’s bc no one respects genre films)
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
AND she gave what I think was the only really great performance in the movie despite only having like 5 minutes of screen time. Someone cast her in this role in a better movie stat
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“This person has beauty that is beyond human comprehension, people commit atrocities for her beauty” damn too bad no one actually exists who looks like that-
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Lupita Nyongo Posing in Yellow Dress
ALT: Lupita Nyongo Posing in Yellow Dress
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I generally did not care for the new Odyssey movie but Lupita Nyong’o as Helen of Troy is maybe the most inspired casting choice of all time
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hudson Williams sideblog, Hudson Williams discord, if I existed in a time before the internet the power of my hyperfixations with nowhere to put them would implode my entire life multiple times. Thank you internet, for my outlets
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
WHEN WILL THE AIR STOP BEING POISON PLEASEEEEEE
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 19/07/2026
LFGGGGGGGG apnews.com/article/tate...
apnews.com
Social media influencers Andrew and Tristian Tate arrested in Miami, US Marshals service tells AP
Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami. That's according to the U.S. Marshals Service.
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A woman stopped me in the middle of Meijer to gush about how much she loves my hair
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Annie Murphy's Delighted Shimmy as Alexis Rose
ALT: Annie Murphy's Delighted Shimmy as Alexis Rose
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Spent an evening getting tipsy and explaining omegaverse to my partner in detail, with a powerpoint presentation, that’s love baby
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol check out this post I dug up from approx. 2018. she was cooking
A Sensual Bitch
18 hours ago
@chaeronaea
why are we not allowed to speak ill of the dead even if they sucked shit. if you wanted people to say you were a good person maybe you should have been a good person
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
God, genuinely both. I notice more every time I watch it but also watching it for the first time was transcendent
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✨Sailor Scout Austin✨🔜PAXU @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app · 11/07/2026
This parasite could do the funniest thing
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just REMEMBERING what it’s like to watch that for the first time, man
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Speechless Bald Man Smoking Cigarette
ALT: Speechless Bald Man Smoking Cigarette
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Every time someone messages me to tell me they’re watching Heated Rivalry for the first time I get a contact high when they get to e5
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Proud of her!!
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
SO brave!! SO smart!!!
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We’re all in awe tbh
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I literally could never. I tried to put on one episode before bed last night and watched 3.
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
God-tier self-control
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
If you're not outraged, you should be
A horse running through a river, looking how men should look
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My friend is slowly watching Heated Rivalry in like 10 minute increments which I cannot wrap my head around because I have no choice but to inhale the show like a pile of cocaine every time I can
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Got “sorry, man”ed at the theater and have never been so delighted.
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Ba Dum Tss Drum Joke Bad Pun
ALT: Ba Dum Tss Drum Joke Bad Pun
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Usually the kinds of schisms developing here take YEARS and these started happening within a month or two AND a huge chunk of the fandom is completely new to fandom/discourse/established etiquette and it’s sooooo weird and bad, I feel like I’m watching bad reality tv
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
AND the AI use is tied in with a popular author doing fanfiction with the explicit purpose of eventually turning the fic into a published novel?? While initial fractures are tales as old as time, all of THIS is newer territory, I’m riveted
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
ALSO a big part of the current drama is surrounding AI use in fanfiction spaces which is overall a bummer but also, again, FASCINATING
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Literally no one cares but I have NEVER seen an online fandom tear itself apart as efficiently and brutally as the Heated Rivalry fandom has done in a mere 6 months. It’s honestly breathtaking. Absolutely fascinating to watch unfold
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
“If I could go back in time, I wouldn’t stop 9/11. Because what if 9/11 is somehow part of the reason I met you? RIP to all those people, but I can’t risk not meeting you.” -Cody
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“He’s in the middle of home improvement hell, of course he looks like he hasn’t slept or showered in a week”
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An Avocado @anavocado.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love a hardware store bc they’re one of the only places you can show up looking completely deranged and no one bats an eye
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