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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective

@anarchobobcat.bsky.social
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A series of confused bobcats fumbling about in a trench coat They/Them Irish Fuckin' Nerd

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 23h
Never in my life have I never needed a question answered quite as hard as this one
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Charles made breakfast... tasted strange"
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me awkwardly waiting at the front desk when customers decide to have a last minute chat in the doorway
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We finally did it; after countless years, we have colonised feng shui
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/09/2026
People who think Harry Potter is good writing have never read Lenin
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly grow and transform into many corn cobs
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
me: hello, yes, i would like a passport please passport office: yes, no problem! we require a passport as proof of identity me: I.... uhh... what? PO: or you can send a drivers licence, and a hundred pages of proof me: I don't drive PO: oh cool, well send your passport in to get a passport then
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if anyone has ever thought "wow I'd really love some jewelry or art from dirt squirrel" right now would be a great time for you to dm me, because I'm broke and very much need some money
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died...
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
For a moment I thought this article was calling Trump a "huge gash" and I was excited to see Forbes hiring more Glaswegian writers
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
theyre hiding mitch mcconnell in one of those christian homes for wayward teens because he is pregnant out of wedlock
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I recently received a letter sent by a friend in the USA Despite the address written on it being 100% correct, they sent it to fucking Taipei
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I work in a ramen restaurant and a regular customer told me their friends were talking about ramen, one asked what it was and the other described it as "oh you've had spaghetti and pasta sauce? It's like that but without the pasta sauce My brother in christ Just say it's a fancy fucking pot noodle
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
sci fi tv can never beat Farscape for just pure insanity... even with the context of the episode, this scene is just.... brilliant www.youtube.com/watch?v=pps1...
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Farscape: Who's your daddy?
YouTube video by Get Your Nerd On
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Anyone else getting loads of accounts randomly liking 3 completely separate posts at the same time? My notifications are just full of generic looking accounts liking 3 things each :/
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Cops in Northern Ireland were once among the best in the world at riot control, because they realized that hanging back & collecting evidence led to rioters getting tired & just leaving ... because the rioters were targeting the police but NOW theyre targeting people. doing nothing costs lives
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‘There’s wee girls inside’: panic as masked men storm house in Belfast
Protests across the city turned violent on Tuesday night – with some police officers acting as if it wasn’t safe to intervene
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Lot of confusion in the work group chat over whether we're working this evening after, yknow, city wide race riots that are continuing on through today Fuck I hate management
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
welp, tonight is fucking bad in my city
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
our boss decided our workplace is staying open tonight, despite a range of racist riots being planned for this evening, because its just "scaremongering" ... yet hes closing other places out of safety concerns
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Loooove waking up on a day off to find out my city's gonna be effectively shut down by racist riots all evening.
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
youtu.be/voevx-Rpk8Q?... Absolute vibe for the evening
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(Folk) Up The Punx! - Sledding With Tigers
YouTube video by SleddingWithTigersVevoYouGuys
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
it's been a long time coming, but I'm Bringing Sexy Back to pay for its crimes we will finally have justice www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gOH...
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Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (Official Video) ft. Timbaland
YouTube video by justintimberlakeVEVO
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I got like 6 hours into work today with a good mood, then my mental state just fucking tanked and stayed miserable till 3am
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Are we even keeping track of how many people tried to kill Trump at this point?
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
this is probably my second favourite comic of all time 10/10, no notes, certified banger
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
every now and again i remember that Poorly Drawn Lines had an animated tv series for 10 episodes and it was amazing
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
For fuckin free, you just said that
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𝓣𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓸𝓸𝔃𝔂𝓷𝓼𝓴𝓲 @shrugdealer.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
::tosses feminine hygiene product back at you:: I asked if you had a MINSTREL pad. Where's the lute? The whimsy? Why did you say yes if you didn't have one?!
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=28Bq...
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The Young Dubliners -- The Foggy Dew
YouTube video by BarbaricGoose
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every time I hear about that spacklecock Dawkins, I immediately think of the best news headline of all time: "British scientists don't like Richard Dawkins, finds study that didn't even ask questions about Richard Dawkins" share.google/HkJQ6qgMpVOk...
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British scientists really, really dislike Richard Dawkins, new study discover
The investigation into science's public image didn't even ask about the atheist professor, but it got an answer anyway
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My brain "so they fired Cora out of a cannon, hitting Fatse, then they put Vazquez and Varitek on the bench for it??"
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The world's greatest tragedy: Cats love E's, but they cannot read
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Well if the shooter taught us anything, it's that sometimes you just have to rush in and damn the consequences
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Clip from the simpsons with the line "it's an old fashioned presidential assassination attempt... by gar its been a while"
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Sometimes the Internet Of Things is alright Someone tries rushing the president with a gun and I wake up to a million jokes about it
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Gamers 2: Dorkness Rising The perfect low budget film
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Fun fact: Emoticons and ciabatta bread were both created in 1982
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
If there's one kind of social media post I hate, it's the ones from accounts that only post generic opinions that are generally safe, immediately followed by requests for interaction E.g. "I love my dog, like and share if you love your pets!"
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Home from work at 2am Asleep around 4am Housemate loudly talking on the phone and stomping around the house at 9am
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
had a fuckass awful night in work last night, so today im having a huge fucking breakfast full fry, plus french toast
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
so, like a lot of folk, ive been obsessed with The Pitt recently i JUST found out Dr McKay is played by the same person who played Bart in Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency!!!! this has actually blown my mind. its so.... confluent
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Look, CNN I've told you a thousand times already: I'm not into your cannibalism kink. Lose my number.
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My housemate does that annoyingly American thing where he'll walk around the house talking on his phone, but, like, he's full projecting his voice from the diaphragm into a microphone half an inch away
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Pagliacci: "doctor, I have a raging inferiority complex, have severe anger issues, and really enjoy hurting people" Therapist: "fuck, I should call the police" Pagliacci, tears in his eyes: "but doctor, I am the police"
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Some absolute fucking creeper kept waiting outside my work for my coworker when she was doing cash up For over 15 mins he sat staring in the window at her until one of the chefs from down the road (nicest guy in the world, built like a stack of rocks on steroids) walked by and told him to fuck off
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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Coworker: "this has been a really cursed year in our work.... there's been over 9 break ups out of, what, 20-24 staff" Me: ".... I've worked here exactly one year and one week..... sorry"
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