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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 21h

How does any archbishop align himself with the military at all

Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"Sure, my kids don't talk to me any more, but I used their final voicemail calling me a failure of a father to program a voice model that I talk to every weekend, so who's the FAILURE NOW, DANNY?? ... Please call me back, I'm so alone"

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I always love the Terry Pratchett joke about places in the Discworld being named by adventurers grabbing the first local they find and asking what somethings called, leading to places like "your finger, you fool" and "who is this person who does not know what a mountain is"

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm imagining Jumanji, but you're hunted by weird smiley faces

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Never in my life have I never needed a question answered quite as hard as this one

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"Charles made breakfast... tasted strange"

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

every day you post, i admire you more and more

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Bold of people to assume I ever know a single thing

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Damn, I was gonna say "aren't all wells holes?" But you beat me to the joke

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I really like this bedspread, what is it available in?" "Well we got single, double, king, queen-" "Do you have it in Circle?" "Wat."

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Correction issued: Inch-tall Gail was an outlier, and should not have been counted"

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As a vet, i have to tell you that Mitch McConnells only skitter when they are distressed.... put out some lettuce and videos of police brutality and it'll perk up

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Yeah you don't fuck about with rabies, that shits so far BEYOND dangerous

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My coworker mocked up a shockingly accurate depiction of me in work

A weird mutant frog human hybrid (me) sitting atop a "wait to be seated" sign, saying the words "the Bogge Is Fulle, Flee This Place, Human"

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Me awkwardly waiting at the front desk when customers decide to have a last minute chat in the doorway

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

We finally did it; after countless years, we have colonised feng shui

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Big "it says No HomerS... we're allowed to have one!" energy

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You're gonna lose it when you hear about the 2 CGI Starship Troopers movies

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 05/09/2026

People who think Harry Potter is good writing have never read Lenin

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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly grow and transform into many corn cobs

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

fun fact: one of my friends worked with (but not close) to him in like 2009, and said even then he was a tool lmao

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"I'm still Punk", I mutter, as I write my monthly budget and grab my collection of spare shopping bags

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

All the comments like "I use one because my car has a faulty sensor" Just buckle the actual seat belt

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

with each action in this life, make sure the people remember your name

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Tim Robins in The Shawshank Redemption lookin' ass

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One of my favourite sayings in work is "as it says in the bible:" then just saying some random shit "As it says in the bible: 'I got a fucking dentist appointment tomorrow' "

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

"... and I would do it again, your honour"

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Doubling woke 1?? That's, like *counts on fingers* Four wokes!

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

me: hello, yes, i would like a passport please passport office: yes, no problem! we require a passport as proof of identity me: I.... uhh... what? PO: or you can send a drivers licence, and a hundred pages of proof me: I don't drive PO: oh cool, well send your passport in to get a passport then

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

if anyone has ever thought "wow I'd really love some jewelry or art from dirt squirrel" right now would be a great time for you to dm me, because I'm broke and very much need some money

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"When you're working in kitchens, have you ever heard someone say they hate holidays that increase your workload tenfold?" is also a hilarious example to post

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

gus protesting humanitys reliance on fossil fuels truly hes an inspiration

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The bit on the boat with "you promised me!" "Sorry, I lied" "..... fuck you!" Is 100% gravity falls nights

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

*10 years from now* Iggy, hungry: "can we get Domino's?" Elizabeth, having planned for this: "you'll never guess what we have at home...."

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Let's not forget he also lost his Steam account in the divorce, just to showcase how fuckin hilarious his downfall was

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I don't want kids for the same reason I don't want all the monkeys in the zoo: they're fun to watch, but I like being able to walk away when they start flinging shit

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Tbf 100 years ago my grandad was 1 year old, sooooo, yeah, back to shitting myself nd screaming No change from now, really

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Have you angered any wizards lately? Sounds like the work of an evil lactomancer

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

1. You haven't given a source to your previous claim 2. I see no discussion on Netenyahus warrant being repealed

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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

He laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died...

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Imma need to see a source on that All I can find was 3 warrants withdrawn on Hamas leaders because they died

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It's true, I've seen it happen There were *no* survivors

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Anarcho-Bobcat Collective @anarchobobcat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

.... they withdrew two warrants because they were fucking dead, mate. Kind of hard to put a corpse on trial

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