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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt

@anachronistben.bsky.social
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Twitter expat. "Sturdily Thomist," "relentlessly even-handed," "somehow uncaffeinated," "what kind of being could have conspired to create you?" Episcopal priest, baker, counselor, exercise nut, sci-fi afficionado. Opinions are no one's, especially mine

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Jordan Haynie Ware @godwelcomesall.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A non-zero percentage of the religion problems of our day is that both the religious and the formerly-religious have never developed a mature understanding of the faith and base all their opinions on what they learned in 3rd grade Sunday school
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What did you think the pathetic fallacy was, wrong answers only
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"Gee, I'm almost ready to log off for the weekend," you're thinking. "But wait, something is missing...I know! I need another theological rant from Ben before I go!" I've got you covered.
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Spent 3 hours getting online banking for my discretionary account set up to save us a $3 month paper billing charge
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Elijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the Rings
ALT: Elijah Wood: It's Done - Lord of the Rings
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My kingdom for a mid-20th century think who lays the sins of Christian theology somewhere other than the feet of Plato and Aristotle
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Feeling cute, might write a pneumatological account of the eucharist later Jk, I'll do it now What does a spirit dwell in? A body. So we are the Body of Christ bc the Spirit of Christ (the Holy Spirit) dwells in us. And if the Spirit dwells in bread and wine then they too are the body and blood
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It's giving Pawnee Journal but theological
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.
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Chris thinks imperialism is bad @cpjones.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Whoever uses this nonsense, let him be anathema
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donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
do you want "Catholicism but american" we invented that, it's called Episcopalianism and it's even more woke. all the priests are lesbians. good luck
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Our Lord facing down the powers of sin, death, hell, and Satan ca. 33 AD, colorized
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"For love is strong as death, and passion unyielding as the grave" should be an Easter reading, I will die on this hill
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MJ @discountfaramir.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
They will pry the love i have for the people in this country from my cold, dead, hands. I close my eyes and see friends from every stage of life. Who loved me, look nothing like me, who shared their food and warmth and laughter, and i know what is special about this place.
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Whew that was a close one, glad we solved AI
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
New dream career: integrated psychological and theological assessments for ministry candidates. "X is a highly evolved emotional being who can be trusted to handle conflict well. However they need help not dividing the operations of the Holy Trinity ad extra. And also, with timeliness"
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Somebody was once told me The world was gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 11/11/2025
Or just have him start the next film alive and well and then at some point have someone be like "Bond! I thought you got blown up!" And then have him quip "you know better than to listen to rumors," or "what can I say? That was no time to die" and then absolutely refuse to explain further
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Joke's on them, we pray unceasingly
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I confess to you, and to the whole family of faith, that I wrote a whole book and waited 5 months to cite it
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Memento Mori Kira @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
That Living Church article about the GAFCON communique is like, "How y'all gonna be hating from outside the club? You can't even get in!" ⚓
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Never have I love the miaphysites more
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I am begging - BEGGING - us all to remember that natures are not subjects!!! "The human nature of the Son is subordinate to the Father" is a meaningless sentence. "The Son, with respect to his human nature, is subordinate to the Father" is meaningful.
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
You like Calvin bc of predestination. I like Calvin bc of his habit of continuous lectionary readings and expository preaching. We are not the same.
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Me: My laptop is broken but NBD, I can just work on my desktop Also me: Oh no. I cannot work on this. These tasks are for the Medium Screen. I can't do them on the Medium-Big Screen. Everything is all wrong
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mads rejoicing 🌻 @madslovinlife.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
i am a christian begging other christians to act normal just this once
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Process theology is incompatible with the goodness of matter. I will not elaborate.
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Real Presence - this baked good is also a pie, but we dare not say how
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Engaging in modern day desert monasticism (playing Doom: The Dark Ages)
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Starting to think bureaucracy has secretly been the means of God's judgment this whole time
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
1. Be me 2. See an interesting book 3. Buy interesting book 4. Read interesting book and think "another one off my to-read list" 5. Read interesting citations 6. Think "oh! I need to add those books to my to-read pile" 7. Buy 3 more books 8. Bookshelf collapses in protest
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Memento Mori Kira @kmaustinyoung.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
The Episcopal Church lol ⚓️
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Sooooo the conference is going great
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Philo of Alexandria says tweeting is human nature
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
We can save Bluesky if we all work really hard and finally start posting good.
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
This Memorial Day weekend, back on my nonsemse (thinking about theological critiques of capitalism and Golden Age Spanish Mysticism and psychoanalysis and desire)
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Broke: Guilt good, shame bad! Just because you *did* a bad thing doesn't mean you *are* bad! Woke: We are all murderers because we have committed murder in our heart. There is something profoundly destructive in us. Bespoke: Yup, that's right, and that's okay, God saves us from that too
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Ok but without caffeine none of us will make it to retirement, what about that CPG
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
One of my proudest Internet achievements is that I have successfully avoided hearing more than 5 total minutes of Joe Rogan content
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
it used to be that if you googled a question, within the first five results you would get a forum thread on bodybuilding.com where the bodybuilders would already have spent 50 pages arguing about your question. we used to be a society
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
An idea for people planning worship at clergy conferences or diocesan conventions: Use the prayer book. 📕
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
good morning
Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson

Reporter: "Holy Father, any message to the United States?"

Pope Leo: "Many."
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Jumpscare popes aren't real and can't hurt me. Jumpscare pope aren't real and can't-
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Trolling JD Vance was just the beginning
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
This is my very specific "USA! USA!" energy
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
things which had grown old are being made new
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Scott Gunn @scottagunn.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
After first noting the Bishop of Rome hath no jurisdiction, &c., &c., let me say this. At first glance I’m thrilled for this election. He’s not my guy, but he’s a guy who can have a massively positive impact on the world. And that is something I hope all Christians can rejoice in. Deo gratias! ⚓️
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Resurrectible Dust Pile Ben Wyatt @anachronistben.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
As a committed Anglican, I would reunite with Rome on the spot if this happened
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Paweł Ausir Dembowski @ausir.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
So two days without cell phones is the longest cardinals are able to last
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Josiah Hawthorne @josiahhawthorne.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“But what if a fire broke out in the Sistine Chapel, would anyone go help or would they just think the cardinals voted again?” —my wife
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