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@amydesiree.bsky.social
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Half algorithm, half deity. Resident of the Murder Mitten. Insufferable UMich Alum. Sports, weight lifting, emo metal and eternal optimism. Speramus Meliora; Resurgent Cinerbus. #GoBlue

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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seems relevant to today www.reddit.com/r/Michigan/c...
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From the Michigan community on Reddit: michiganians???
Explore this post and more from the Michigan community
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates And then holds his daughter’s hand as he leaves the mound 🥹
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ADHD girl math: order dinner in=more time to do dishes and pick up the house
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
JD Vance said the pope should be careful when speaking on theology? THE POPE? THE POPE SHOULDNT BE TALKING ABOUT THEOLOGY?!?
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ahh, my last safe haven where people aren’t taking my emo music taste as anything more than emo music taste
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Rotten fruit falls on its own 🫶
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Bony 🦴 Skeletino 💀 @notalegalrecord.net · 13/03/2026
I dreamed that everyone blocked me
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I was excited this morning to see that season 2 of Paradise was out on Hulu and I went to go text my dad about it to see when we could watch party it. His phone has been on my nightstand for almost 11 months. Most days I’m ok now. Mornings like this just ache a little different.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
“You have such a unique last name. What is the origin of that?” Me, a historian by education: “see, in 1620…”
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
You don’t have haters You are your biggest hater Your behavior is your biggest hater
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I am actually in disbelief
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Serious question: if your child is suspended from school, and you ask for the reason for the suspension, is it not reasonable to assume they’ve fully investigated the incident and have determined why they’re suspending your child?
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I legally changed my name, and I updated it with the Secretary of State (Michigan’s DMV). Then I updated it with the Department of Insurance. Now I’m having to do another form to update my notary. It seems like these departments could talk to each other?
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I won't be what you thought of me So I'll leave with the honesty The esteem of autonomy Bitch, you owe me the apology Motherfucker, you owe me the apology
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The most dramatic I have ever been on social media was demoting people in my top 8, a social shaming tool that I firmly believe needs to come back into widespread use
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Crazy, desperate, fucking weird behavior on social media as of late. Have we lost the concept of shame? It needs to come back.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Social media has destroyed the fabric of civilization buts it’s also helped me a lot personally
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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abby (sports) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I deserve a medal for not replying “get a grip” to 80% of the posts I see on here but please know that I’m thinking it
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If my murderous staffy isn’t interested in the animal screeching, i DEFINITELY am not interested in the screeching
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
My neighbor and I are texting about weird animal noises we are hearing after dark. I just heard it so I texted her to ask if she did. She’s like “I’m not home! But if I was I would go see what it was!” Me: listen, I’m a white girl, but I’m not *that kind* of white girl. I’m staying inside
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I know @alisonmalort.bsky.social and @kathryntewson.bsky.social definitely agree with this…don’t just pop back up 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Sarah Langs @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This is the second time this series and 63rd time in their careers that identical twins Tyler and Taylor Rogers have pitched in the same game It will NEVER stop being incredibly cool Baseball is the BEST
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Good friendships and relationships, including the one you have with yourself, are a lot better if you believe that you are good, and you can unintentionally cause harm to other people. Then also recognize that other people are probably good and also can unintentionally hurt others.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It’s the first year of my dad’s birthday after he passed and I immediately went to tell him happy birthday when he woke up. There are days it doesn’t seem real…
My son, myself and my dad at a baseball game in 2018.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Nothing says “I’m over it” like posting about it all of the time
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
It’s the first full day of school and our parents group on Facebook is asking if they can ask the district to put up a heterosexual pride flag. Like cmon now
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Just gonna leave this right here because I think it’s a helpful reminder
This graphic shows the drama triangle and the empowerment triangle, and explains hoe to get out of the drama triangle, you must empower yourself.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is how I feel on Sundays during baseball tournaments
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a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
The other site is a bunch of people telling each other that they are so very smart and special and know more than experts and this site is a bunch of people just arguing with experts about why they are wrong
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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Anybody who thinks that Bluesky is a bubble where people just reinforce each others’ opinions should try sharing an opinion on Bluesky.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Some bitch in my school districts Facebook group posted that her “kids are being forced to be inclusive” and if an admin hadn’t turned off commenting I’d love to have been “yeah and ours are being forced to be inclusive of your bigot brats”
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Meg Frank @peripateticmeg.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
checking in on bluesky during road trip driving breaks is consistently just
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a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
Alt: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway where he finds a room full of chaos and literal fire
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/06/2025
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Ahhh so “please don’t use this platform to internationally launder money and open yourself to being scammed” is now being unfair to Gaza.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Just poking my head out from my weekend activities to see if people are still posting financial crimes and statements like “I don’t care if I get scammed if I can tell myself I did it to help Palestinians!”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
we could have had taco trucks on every corner
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Listen, not all fraud includes someone giving you money to wire to someone else because of “bank issues” but I’ve never seen a legit reason for someone to give you money to wire out to someone else.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Currently reading a book called Misbelief about how people get caught up in the conspiracy theories. It’s an interesting take on how stress, fear, and feeling like you got a raw deal makes you susceptible to misinformation.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Me awake at 3:08 am with my demons but it's just that guy from the Shenmue games that inspired Yakuza and chonk Yoshi
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
sorry to self-repost but
Tweet screenshot from me @lolennui:

for those who are confused, "tankies" are people who want to fuck thomas the tank engine. hope this helps
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Dear Snapchat I ONLY WANT NOTIFICATIONS WHEN I GET A MESSAGE ****I ONLY WANT NOTIFICATIONS WHEN I HAVE A *NEW* MESSAGE****
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Just keep trying your best, Steve!
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Well great news if you get banned from the game all you have to do is fake your death and come back as a baseball zombie
This is a notification that says “major league baseball issues policy decision on permanent ineligibility status after death”
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dirtside's monster @dirtside.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Cheat sheet for exceptions to the "shut the fuck up" rule: Q: But what if i'm smart? A: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Q: But what if i'm rich? A: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Q: But what if i'm righteous? A: SHUT THE FUCK UP. Q: But what if I'm good at arguing on the Internet? A: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I’ll return to talking to people when I’m fun again. Please hold
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amy @amydesiree.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
“And I was trying my best, and that's the thing I tell the mirror I was in love with the thought that we were in love with each other What might be good for your heart Might not be good for my head And what was there at the start Might not be there in the end” Gethsemane DAMN
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a
laura loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:
Laura Loomer tweets: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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