Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s not hitting the bong it’s “Consulting the Oracle” 132
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Me: “Is the natural state of the soul quiet or chaotic?” Dunkin Donuts Barista: “Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water” 030
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 17/08/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thank you, that is all. please continue scrolling 010
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Starting to think I will ever get rid of this feeling of burn out 🤙 000
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Got that dog in me? I must got that deer in me, cause I always feel like running into oncoming traffic 010
Reposted by Amothmanshaunted milk 🎃 @bagmilk.swifties.social · 12/07/2026heavy is the head that holds the crown 0161
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You ever just wanted to abandon all responsibilities and run off into the woods never to be seen again? Me too man. Me too 040
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 30/06/2026You’ve reached the voice mailbox of the Mothman. He can’t come to the phone right now, but after the beep, please record your message. beep 030
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 22/05/2026And then it rained for 40 days and 40 nights And honestly my yard looks like a swamp can we not? I keep expecting to look outside and see Shrek flipping me the bird 030
Reposted by Amothmansscreamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 19/05/2026AI is bad art but in a different way than bad art is bad art, you know? 5473
Reposted by AmothmansSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 18/05/2026as the days get warmer, remember: if you’re hot, they’re hot! bring them in the pool to cool down. 21850172
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 19/05/2026thank yoooou I did, then almost immediately passed tf out lmao 010
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Happy 32nd birthday to meee I will be celebrating with a wake n bake as one should 480
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 19/05/2026It’s my birthday in like 30m and all I really want is a never ending blunt and world peace ya feel? 020
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Happy Mother’s Day to each and all of yooooou. Keep kicking ass 🫶🖤 040
Reposted by AmothmansAmothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 01/04/2025oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures?? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write your essay too? yeah??? you can't do it? you're a moron???🥺🥺do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife??🥺🥺🥺 34715
Reposted by Amothmans🍄Pink Puca the Shape-Shifter!🍄 @pinkpuca.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Be kind to yourself 💕 Art by @thelatestkate.bsky.social 💕 04917
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Hi bluesky allow me to bless you with this cute little face. Meet Cornbread, he’s very adventurous and orange. Critically orange for sure 🐈 2150
Reposted by Amothmansscreamysalami @squeamysalami.bsky.social · 02/05/2026good morning bluesky friends ❤️ 38710
Amothmans @amothmans.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Existence is pain and that’s why I deserve a little treat 052