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Amelia Showalter

@ameliashowalter.bsky.social
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Data nerd, Seattleite, elder Millennial. Co-Founder and CEO of Pantheon Analytics. Obama campaign alum, and still a believer in hope.

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
ALT: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Six things can be true. And one of them is that five things cannot be true.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’d say pity the child, but there’s nothing here to pity.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jamelle’s ongoing beef with JD Vance is a true delight. Every time I see one of these petty posts I hear that Little Pig Man remix in my head and start bopping around.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What a thread. I guess I should be glad that West Seattle doesn't have gutter bricks, which are apparently more important than child safety.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess bootlicking counts as food?
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lower baseline = more room to grow
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's true. Men used to be bearded clones, but now they come in two flavors: stubbly pizza eater and clean-faced pizza deliverer.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Breaking: Robin Sparkles will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Robin Sparkles How I Met Your Mother
Alt: Robin Sparkles performing Let's Go To The Mall
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s how we know Nixon wasn’t a crook!
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even after eviction, I’ll bet this tenant is still gonna keep asking for food, clothes, attention, everything! What a little parasite!
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Integrity is expensive. It’s also priceless. youtube.com/shorts/lOJ_6...
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I just can’t imagine having unimaginable generational wealth and STILL choosing to stay quiet.
YouTube video by The Speech Prof
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Real talk: suppose there's an uptick in existential dread among low-information voters in the next seven weeks. Does that benefit Republicans? Logically it shouldn't, since Republicans are so clearly the ones making existential threats worse. But fear makes people more conservative usually, so... ?
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14/09/2026
damn Metro Times.
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/09/2026
Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom.
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Dan Cassino @dancassino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know a D+10 environment seems nuts, but after a couple cycles in which Republicans did well (22 and 24), LV models are likely to be overestimating, rather than underestimating, Republican turnout in the midterms. So, if D+10 is wrong, it’s likely because it’s too low.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thank you!!
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Thanks to a deal on tix to Helsinki I am planning a trip to the Baltic region for next summer. Anyone have opinions re: best cities and things to do? @drkath.bsky.social I think you've been to those capitals. I hear good things about Vilnius and Tallinn? @lauraolin.bsky.social got Finland recs?
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thinking about this quite a bit right now
Mass suicides in Nazi Germany
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During the final weeks of Nazi Germany and World War I! in Europe, many civilians, government officials, and military personnel throughout Germany and German-occupied Europe committed suicide. In addition to Adolf Hitler and many high-ranking Nazi officials like Joseph Goebbels, Heinrich Himmler, and Philipp Bouhler, others chose suicide rather than accept the defeat of Germany.!"! Motivating or triggering factors included fears of execution for Nazi war
crimes or reprisals and atrocities by the Allies and the Soviets, Nazi propaganda glorifying suicide as preferable to defeat, and despondency after Hitler's suicide. For example, in May 1945, up to 1,000 people killed themselves in a mass suicide in the German town of Demmin, before and after
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's endearing that Joe Biden has always loved Hunter despite all of his reprehensible behavior, but it doesn't mean we have to.
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Melissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Gun violence in Seattle isn't a new problem, and my neighborhood has been hit especially hard by it. Weirdly, none of these companies had anything to say about it before we had a socialist mayor. I wonder what changed?
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My phone case is also my wallet, though. Hopefully someone figures out a way to fit some credit cards onto the back panel.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A-oi
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wow, you guys, Tom Cruise and Jon Hamm got merged together in a transporter accident like Tuvix. And it gave them the fashion sense of a Nazi! That's rough, man.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My go-to GIF every time:
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Don Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For!
Alt: Don Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For!
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every time Trump talks about trade I go insane. Trump: "We lose, with the European Union, $200 billion a year. If I did not trade with them we would lose nothing." AHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH WE GOT GOODS AND SERVICES IN EXCHANGE FOR THE MONEY YOU IDIOT AHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUU%%W*^*%$O*^S*D(^&*!!D&)@$@!!!!!!!
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Don Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For!
Alt: Don Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For!
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Polygraphs are not even scientifically reliable
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I dunno about Superman, but I have only one canon Batman
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Batman Visotruce: Dark Knight's Gaze
Alt: Animated gif from the classic opening credits of Batman: The Animated Series showing Batman narrowing his eyes
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I agree. I really wanted to like pawpaws, but at any given stage of ripeness they just didn't strike me as having a flavor and texture that fully justified the effort. Wineberries are so good! I used to find them in Rock Creek Park when I lived in DC. They're so beautiful, too. Like little jewels.
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Mayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 02/09/2026
Additionally, Seattle Public Schools will be providing free meals, because your kids should not go without support while adults work toward a resolution. For the parent who cannot miss work, for the student who counts on a school meal, this is what your city is here for.
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West Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is the mayor that the media is desperately trying to make y'all hate
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Midge
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sounds like my five year old's dream algo
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Get it together, Kelly. You can deal with this. You're a survivor!
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 28/08/2026
A ‘60 Minutes’ interview of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez by journalist Anderson Cooper. 

COOPER: “Do you believe President Trump is a racist?”

AOC: “Yeah. Yeah. No question.”The same interview, continued:

COOPER, looking quizzical and taken aback: “How can you say that?”
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Evan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Whenever white supremacy comes up (as it is wont to do lately), I spare a thought for the fact that if you told an ancient greek person that he had more in common with some pants-wearing barbarian from northern Europe than with the storied and ancient land of Egypt, he'd punch you in the mouth.
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John Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a chart of the seven-day average of arrests being made, not people arrested. So imagine what the cumulative arrest lines look like, and how much faster the TOTALS for "no criminal charge" are rising than for all other groups.
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The Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's... not how trade works. God, he's just so stupid about this stuff.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh, for sure. That, and a complete indifference to accelerating the enshittification of their product.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Now I understand why the ad frequency has increased so dramatically on Reels lately. Meta's gotta extract that settlement money somehow.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
angel
Pic of Dolly Parton with quote by her: “I've got transgender people I’ve got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton supported so many important causes, among them donating a million dollars to COVID vaccine research early in the pandemic, which saved millions of lives. She will always be remembered as a champion of the people.
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s was also affecting periods and fertility, apparently. People are saying!
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard CERN was the real cause of the gas leak at Greendale Community College
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Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is me trying to understand the spreadsheet people debate
Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer asking "Is everyone here very stoned?"
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