Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'ALT: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!' 020
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Six things can be true. And one of them is that five things cannot be true. 020
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’d say pity the child, but there’s nothing here to pity. 010
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jamelle’s ongoing beef with JD Vance is a true delight. Every time I see one of these petty posts I hear that Little Pig Man remix in my head and start bopping around. 010
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What a thread. I guess I should be glad that West Seattle doesn't have gutter bricks, which are apparently more important than child safety. 021
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026It's true. Men used to be bearded clones, but now they come in two flavors: stubbly pizza eater and clean-faced pizza deliverer. 031
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Breaking: Robin Sparkles will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.static.klipy.comRobin Sparkles How I Met Your MotherAlt: Robin Sparkles performing Let's Go To The Mall 041
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It’s how we know Nixon wasn’t a crook! 0440
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Even after eviction, I’ll bet this tenant is still gonna keep asking for food, clothes, attention, everything! What a little parasite! 020
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Integrity is expensive. It’s also priceless. youtube.com/shorts/lOJ_6...youtube.comI just can’t imagine having unimaginable generational wealth and STILL choosing to stay quiet.YouTube video by The Speech Prof 000
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Real talk: suppose there's an uptick in existential dread among low-information voters in the next seven weeks. Does that benefit Republicans? Logically it shouldn't, since Republicans are so clearly the ones making existential threats worse. But fear makes people more conservative usually, so... ? 120
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterBrett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14/09/2026damn Metro Times. 29933
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 14/09/2026Glad folks are appalled by photos of the "phone booth" cage under an awning, but pls understand: This IG report is likely part of a cover-up. Amnesty Int'l interviewed detainees EIGHT MONTHS AGO who said the cage was half this size (couldn't stand up), had no awning, w feet chained to the bottom. 2546802222
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterDan Cassino @dancassino.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I know a D+10 environment seems nuts, but after a couple cycles in which Republicans did well (22 and 24), LV models are likely to be overestimating, rather than underestimating, Republican turnout in the midterms. So, if D+10 is wrong, it’s likely because it’s too low. 271
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thanks to a deal on tix to Helsinki I am planning a trip to the Baltic region for next summer. Anyone have opinions re: best cities and things to do? @drkath.bsky.social I think you've been to those capitals. I hear good things about Vilnius and Tallinn? @lauraolin.bsky.social got Finland recs? 341
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterSam @samd.bsky.social · 11/09/2026thinking about this quite a bit right now 1112065458
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterLindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's endearing that Joe Biden has always loved Hunter despite all of his reprehensible behavior, but it doesn't mean we have to. 1324
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterMelissa Ryan @melissaryan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Gun violence in Seattle isn't a new problem, and my neighborhood has been hit especially hard by it. Weirdly, none of these companies had anything to say about it before we had a socialist mayor. I wonder what changed? 861760441
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My phone case is also my wallet, though. Hopefully someone figures out a way to fit some credit cards onto the back panel. 110
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wow, you guys, Tom Cruise and Jon Hamm got merged together in a transporter accident like Tuvix. And it gave them the fashion sense of a Nazi! That's rough, man. 120
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My go-to GIF every time:static.klipy.comDon Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For!Alt: Don Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For! 000
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every time Trump talks about trade I go insane. Trump: "We lose, with the European Union, $200 billion a year. If I did not trade with them we would lose nothing." AHHHHHHGGGHHHHHH WE GOT GOODS AND SERVICES IN EXCHANGE FOR THE MONEY YOU IDIOT AHHHHH FFFFFFFUUUUU%%W*^*%$O*^S*D(^&*!!D&)@$@!!!!!!!static.klipy.comDon Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For!Alt: Don Draper in Mad Men: That's What The Money Is For! 040
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Polygraphs are not even scientifically reliable 110
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I dunno about Superman, but I have only one canon Batmanstatic.klipy.comBatman Visotruce: Dark Knight's GazeAlt: Animated gif from the classic opening credits of Batman: The Animated Series showing Batman narrowing his eyes 291
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I agree. I really wanted to like pawpaws, but at any given stage of ripeness they just didn't strike me as having a flavor and texture that fully justified the effort. Wineberries are so good! I used to find them in Rock Creek Park when I lived in DC. They're so beautiful, too. Like little jewels. 010
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterMayor Katie B. Wilson @mayor.seattle.gov · 02/09/2026Additionally, Seattle Public Schools will be providing free meals, because your kids should not go without support while adults work toward a resolution. For the parent who cannot miss work, for the student who counts on a school meal, this is what your city is here for. 115625
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterWest Seattle Bike Blob @westseattlebikeblg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This is the mayor that the media is desperately trying to make y'all hate 115328
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sounds like my five year old's dream algo 020
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Get it together, Kelly. You can deal with this. You're a survivor! 1300
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterEvan Zasoski @codenameevan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Whenever white supremacy comes up (as it is wont to do lately), I spare a thought for the fact that if you told an ancient greek person that he had more in common with some pants-wearing barbarian from northern Europe than with the storied and ancient land of Egypt, he'd punch you in the mouth. 041
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterJohn Pfaff @johnpfaff.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is a chart of the seven-day average of arrests being made, not people arrested. So imagine what the cumulative arrest lines look like, and how much faster the TOTALS for "no criminal charge" are rising than for all other groups. 513251
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterThe Capybaron, Seasonally Spooky @thecapybaron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There once was a hitman from Sweden Who was, on the motorway, speedin’ His mark goes unwhacked, For in ironic fact, The killer’s the one who’s left bleedin’ 141733522
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026That's... not how trade works. God, he's just so stupid about this stuff. 021
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh, for sure. That, and a complete indifference to accelerating the enshittification of their product. 010
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Now I understand why the ad frequency has increased so dramatically on Reels lately. Meta's gotta extract that settlement money somehow. 110
Reposted by Amelia Showalter🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons. 5696383236
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterAlex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.comimaginationlibrary.comDolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AUDolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas. 45121515977
Reposted by Amelia ShowalterDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton supported so many important causes, among them donating a million dollars to COVID vaccine research early in the pandemic, which saved millions of lives. She will always be remembered as a champion of the people. 3558131366
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026It’s was also affecting periods and fertility, apparently. People are saying! 110
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I heard CERN was the real cause of the gas leak at Greendale Community College 110
Amelia Showalter @ameliashowalter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This is me trying to understand the spreadsheet people debate 011