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Amanda Burnham

@amandaburnham.bsky.social
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Visual artist, professor @TowsonU, comics, runner, track and field enthusiast, paper hoarder, sammiches, Baltimoron All views my own www.amandaburnham.com

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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My man, Pope Leo, with the exact right take here. (I still hope his Sox get swept though)
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m imagining Mike Tomlin in his Steelers office when Aaron Rodgers comes barging in and Tomlin’s mind immediately going to his Minecraft build.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wife telling me there’s a third Blippi.
static.klipy.com
George Bush Classroom Visit
Alt: George Bush Classroom Visit
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is all sleight-of-hand to distract us from the fact that they’ve hit a wall on data center capacity and infrastructure while also trying to make us think they’re being altruistic, like they’re doing us a favor. Utter bullshit.
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Anthropic CEO calls for immediate slowdown in AI development
Dario Amodei warned agent swarms could take over the internet as soon as six months from now.
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Bernadette Vielhaber @bvielhaber.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Cincinnati’s Rhinegeist did something for the Cincinnati Open a couple weeks ago: www.citybeat.com/food-drink/d...
citybeat.com
Rhinegeist partners with Cincinnati Open for limited-time release - Cincinnati CityBeat
To highlight the tournament's heritage, Cincy Light has been named the official local craft beer sponsor of the 2026 Cincinnati Open.
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Mike Barthel @mikebarthelauthor.com · 25/08/2026
She also could tell a fuckin story
When the 1974 recording of the song reached number one on the country charts, Elvis Presley indicated that he wanted to record the song.
Parton was interested until Presley's manager, Colonel Tom Parker, told her that it was standard procedure for the songwriter to sign over half of the publishing rights to any song Elvis recorded.
[28] Parton refused. She recalls:
I said, 'I'm really sorry,' and I cried all night. I mean, it was like the worst thing. You know, it's like, Oh, my God... Elvis Presley.' And other people were saying, 'You're nuts. It's Elvis Presley!'...I said, 'I can't do that.
Something in my heart says, 'Don't do that. And I just didn't do it... He would have killed it. But anyway, so he didn't. Then when Whitney [Houston's version] came out, I made enough money to buy Graceland. 29]
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My kids knew Dolly Parton as the nice lady who sent them books every month. Like a doting auntie. My dad once interviewed her for his radio show, in the 70s. He always said she was extraordinarily kind, one of the sweetest and most down to earth people he’s ever met. RIP to one the best ever. 💔
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Dolly. Fuck everything.
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Taylor Nichols, MD MS @tnicholsmd.com · 04/08/2026
I had to code and pronounce a time of death on a respiratory therapist colleague. There's a memorial plaque for her outside the emergency department to this day. I wrote and re-wrote my will. I will never forgive these ghouls trying to rewrite history and deny our experience.
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Baltimore Banner Sports @sports.thebaltimorebanner.com · 04/08/2026
Kyle Goon: Mike Elias just traded away the symbol of his own rebuild. Why should Orioles fans trust him anymore?
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Kyle Goon: After Rutschman trade, the Orioles' faith in Mike Elias feels broken
COLUMN | We've reached a stage where Mike Elias is now dealing away his own first-round picks to get the Orioles out of the hole he's helped dig. Why should he get any more trust to fix this team?
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Awful news this morning about Glen Hansard. Such a gifted and passionate musician. I need to give “Once” another watch. 😢
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Damn, Tavares out there trying to field that squirrel like a grounder
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
JOSH KERR DID IT!!! Omg my heart is POUNDING. New mile World record after a quarter century!
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Frank Pasquale @frankpasquale.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
“Thinking is hard. Reflection is hard. Perhaps we will persist with our collective miscalculation and ignore all that philosophy, literature, classics and history have to offer us. The humanities have a word for this: tragedy.” www.ft.com/content/fbde...
ft.com
We need humanities more than ever in the age of AI
Subjects like literature, languages and history are vital to a thoughtful and prosperous society
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Frankenbert Graveyardko @albertburneko.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
bruh Philly-to-Baltimore is just driving an airplane from one end of the runway to the other
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
It feels like the surface of fucking Venus out here
Woman with big curly hair grimacing outside in 102 degree heat and wildfire haze
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
15 years ago the Mets were playing the Phillies when it was announced we'd killed Osama Bin Laden. Guess who're the only MLB teams playing tonight during his speech.
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I know these aren't American Robins because they would've just stomp-smashed the kite and then tossed Toad into the pond by the back of his belt.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Hey remember when Egypt kinda tripped a guy 75 miles away from the goal and then scored several minutes later and they VAR’ed it away
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hope they’ve got Wu Tang ready to go at halftime.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That’s Eddie Vedder?
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
have you ever met a fan before
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 06/07/2026
The definition of a true fan: A device that consists of a series of vanes radiating from a hub rotated on its axle by a motor.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Me for the next two hours
Blue demon
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
A lot of committed soccer fans I know seem to think the Balogun red card was questionable maybe but very much within the range of acceptable judgments in that scenario. This mostly makes me think that the rules of soccer are stupid.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/07/2026
i really struggle to imagine how anyone would look at the foul folarin balogun committed against BIH and say “i think this should be a 1 game suspension” without the artificial and arbitrary framework that if you eject a player from a match he has to sit the next one out too
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 05/07/2026
This is the decision that ruined the pristine moral credibility of FIFA 💔
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Fred Scharmen @sevensixfive.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's so hot out that somebody should throw an Artscape
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hell yeah.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Mo Salah watching that Cabo Verde - Argentina match like 👀
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Ernest Jones V @zjwhitman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We need our most deranged SEC bag men to get the Balogun red overturned
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Holy shit PARAGUAY!
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me trying to give the cats their morning wet food.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Love this for them.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Colombia v D.R. Congo has to be the most sartorially satisfying match of the World Cup thus far. These kits are crisp!
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
South Korea has really beautiful uniforms.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This is super fun! Anthropeum.com · Jun 15 2026 🟨🟨🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨🟨🟩 60,098 · top 37% of players today!
anthropeum.com
Anthropeum
A daily game that challenges our understanding of human cultures. Ten objects. 5,000 years of human history. Guess where and when each artifact was made. See how you rank.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s fine, guys. The game doesn’t start until the fourth quarter.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@girinathan.bsky.social you’re there, right? Happy for you, dude!
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
It’s fine, guys. The game doesn’t start until the fourth quarter.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I absolutely love this.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Riding the high of checking a stuffed email inbox after a long weekend and finding nothing of consequence
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Moby Dick is a workplace comedy.
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Don’t know why the Orioles aren’t getting Coby Mayo to run in the hot dog race.
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Amanda Burnham @amandaburnham.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
COOOOOOOWSSSSSEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some real Wes Anderson bullshit
Nandor the Relentless sitting under the dinner table, staring at the camera. The entire shot is stupidly symmetric.
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