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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The smell of tomorrow morning’s coffee just time-traveled to my nose.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Even with the volume muted, this video is still loud. youtu.be/1lI4PNgYeeA?...

youtu.be

Dick Dale

YouTube video by Colin Harris

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m imagining Mike Tomlin in his Steelers office when Aaron Rodgers comes barging in and Tomlin’s mind immediately going to his Minecraft build.

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I love this

ソックス翻訳部
@SoxTranslator
Munetaka Murakami on how he deals with high pressure situations like the postseason:

"I think it’s important to just be honest with yourself about how you’re feeling in that moment. If you’re nervous, I don’t think you need to force yourself to not be nervous. And if you’re feeling the pressure, you don’t need to convince yourself that you’re not. What’s most important is to recognize and sort through those feelings, even while you’re out there on the field, and still be able to compete calmly. More than anything, I think it’s about trusting the preparation you’ve put in and everything you’ve experienced and fought through over the past year, and just continuing to do that without changing anything. That’s what I think is most important.”

#WhiteSox

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dentists are the car dealership owners of the medical profession.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Was that Bearhead at a Bears game?

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Mustache status: koobedeh restaurant supplies wholesaler.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Zeno’s penalty: half the distance to the goal.”

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What kind of fucking score is this?

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

“I will do it tomorrow,” said Toad. “Today I will take life easy.”

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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026

you’re a grown man. it’s crazy you don’t have a headlamp

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wife: “They’ve run out of good bakers in England.”

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sweet Christ on a crutch, the wikipedia page for Perl6 reads like PKD technochristian fan fiction. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raku_(p...

en.wikipedia.org

Raku (programming language) - Wikipedia

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Back in the 80s, the guy who won the rights to play Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass over the store-wide intercom must’ve felt like he got a huge get for K-Mart.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Was there really this much reverb in Morphine’s album “Good” or is this some Apple Music trick?

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Orioles Statistics @oriolesstatistics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Should be this then. To make the postseason: Orioles: 3-0 (3 @ NYY) White Sox: 0-4 (1 @ KC; 3 vs COL) And then either: Rangers: 2-3 or worse (2 vs NYM; 3 @ MIN) or Astros: 3-2 or worse + Rangers having a better final 5 games than them (1 @ SEA; 4 @ A's)

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are the White Sox about to piss away the playoffs?

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just finished Hiron Ennes's "The Works of Vermin", and I gotta say, that was certainly a BOOK. A book that BOOKED so hard. And it BOOKED about ART. Is it good? Probably! It's probably even great. But it certainly BOOKED hard for ART.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

MLB Big Innjng announcer’s voice pleasantly reminds me of Jim Rome’s juicy tenor pipes.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are the White Sox about to piss away the playoffs?

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I can’t see the cat right now, but I can hear him bumping around over there like some shmuck clumsily rifling through his boss’s desk, looking for anything incriminating.

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

Frog, ever the know-it-all, points out all the shortcomings of Toad's housekeeping. It is true, though, that Toad's house is a mighty mess, including a pile of dirty dishes in the sink.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The music for Kurzgesagt’s black hole videos should’ve been the soundtrack to Christopher Nolan’s “Interstellar”.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Being a mature adult means having the conviction to willingly admit you love genre fiction.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why is our gravitation mass the same as our inertial mass?

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you should be able to get a page-a-day calendar just of civil war beards

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wife: “Okay, it says here steeple chase runners don’t get wet socks because they don’t _wear_ socks.” Me: “Well that’s chaotic.”

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The catch, of course, is there won’t be any baseball in 2027 after the owners lock the players out.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Truer words have never been spoken.

Screenshot of the lyrics to “Things you can do” on the album Deltron 3030: “Intelligence, never let a computer tell me shit”

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

9yo: “What are you doing?” Me: “I’m just reading…political analysis…on bluesky.” —rips a huge fart—

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Do you think The Pope ever has time to wear all those baseball jerseys everybody keeps giving him?

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Scorebug on this Boston/Texas game is indecipherable.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Turned on MLB Big Inning and first thing I see is Adley walked to the pitcher’s mound. Fucking hell.

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Kid hack: get your preteens up to speed with pop culture by showing them MST3K and stopping every 5 minutes to explain the references.

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𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚗 🍉 @carmendol.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

*ᗯᗩKE ᑌᑭ

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Wife, playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years: “I wonder how the islanders celebrated 9/11.”

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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The day that milk expiration dates land in October is the day Spooky Season should start.

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