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Alyssa Simon

@alyssasimon.bsky.social
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New Yorker, actress, happy to be here. Woman, Life, Freedom! 🇺🇦✡️ Playing in “Shelter Inn Place” Sept. 18th-Oct. 4th www.shelterinnplace.com

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h
Trump on Erdogan: "I'll always make him happy"
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Pierce @pierceah66.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This coverage is an embarrassment. An altercation. A pilot stabbed another pilot & tried to crash a plane with 174 Israeli passengers on it. There’s video of the bloody pilot who managed to still open the cockpit. You can call it terrorism instead of acting like it’s “just” a murder-suicide attempt.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Separation of Church and State is dead.
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Florida Chris @chrislongview.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he's talking about people who compared wearing a piece of paper on their face to slavery and the holocaust. his voters are not very good at being slightly inconvenienced.
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Alx Uttermann @alxindia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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D. Patrick Rodgers @dpatrickrodgers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this absurdly well-behaved collie I met today. Looks like a book jacket author photo.
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Yair Rosenberg @yair-rosenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Economy Candy, which has sold sweet treats from the Lower East Side since 1937, typically ships about 30 to 50 packages of Sunkist gems every day, including to upward of 50 synagogues around the country." Great requiem for Fruit Gems:
nytimes.com
Sunkist Fruit Gems, Staple Candy of Bar Mitzvah Tradition, Are Discontinued (Gift Article)
The jelly candies were a staple at bar and bat mitzvahs and other Jewish celebrations for generations.
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anthony russell @mordkhetzvi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pleased to share this review of a longtime labor of [editing] love finally making its début B"H, via @publisherswkly.bsky.social
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Black, Jewish, and Beautiful: Contemporary Blewish Voices by
Composer Russell; Feldman, a preceptor in Yiddish at Harvard; and Kaplan (Unwanted Beauty), a literature professor at the Univer...
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Aaron J @its-ya-boi-a-aron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine being the richest man in the world and filing a lawsuit to say the N-word. We’re reaching unprecedented, never-before-seen levels of Loser Energy™️
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Henry @henrythedog.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as one of about 14 Maine Jews I would like to take personal responsibility for stopping rapist and human shit stain Graham Platner from being the Democratic nominee for US Senate.
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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SpryOldLorax @spryoldlorax.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop following shit accounts like AltNPS & AltYellostoneNatPark... these accounts have no actual real behind the scenes info (they copy and plagiarize), and they say stupid shit like this that suppressed Dem voter turnout and helps the GOP win and maintain power. Seriously. Clean up your timelines!
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SEIU_ORG @seiu.org · 17/09/2026
Remember when Chipotle blamed menu price increases on wage increases while making tens of millions a year?? …that same Chipotle that shamelessly tries to silence folks who are uniting for a voice at work. Surprise surprise, looks like they’re now teaming up with Palantir to track employee illnesses…
seiu.co
We Regret to Inform You Chipotle Is Now Working With Palantir
Guacamole is extra, but a side of Palantir is free.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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Gingit @virgosprincess.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@nytimes.com WHO do you think were the victims of Oct 7th? FFS
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DSP💙#🟦✡️ @drawstickpeople.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The sound of a rainstorm by a kids' choir & their conductor, using body percussion. They rub their 🙌 together to resemble rustling wind, followed by finger snapping for a light drizzle, slapping thighs, and finally stomping feet on the floor to create the thunderous effect of a heavy storm
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A man rapped with his dog at the Apollo, the stage famous for booing acts off before their first verse, and the crowd went wild for both of them.
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Tina's Driving Lesson @tinavstammy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just the worst.
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Elon Musk is Running a Fake Voter Registration Site Designed to Steal and Sell Data
Musk's "VoteSafe.org" is a scam that doesn't actually register voters
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Puffins fly underwater
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Try sounding a little less rapey.
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Ella - or PJ if you like @ellaorpj.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
THANK YOU FARM WORKERS.
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Crystal Voted 4 Harris @crystal4mvpharris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Check it out!
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Bam @bamer1can.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh, do I have the right Black-Jewish food historian for you! Michael Twitty is AMAZING! michaelwtwitty.com
michaelwtwitty.com
Michael W. Twitty | Author & Culinary Historian
Official site of 2x James Beard Award-winning author, Michael W. Twitty, whose published works include The Cooking Gene, Koshersoul, and Rice.
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JStar @jstar2.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why do Jews and Black people have to stay allied? Look no further than this racist witch.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They have every intention of rigging this election and trying to steal it And these are the same people who spent a decade falsely claiming elections are rigged It's the biggest, longest con in U.S. political history, and the whole country is its victim
cnn.com
USPS whistleblower describes new plans for voting by mail hidden from the public | CNN Politics
The US Postal Service effort to develop a sweeping new system for verifying mail ballots has invited a host of IT concerns among agency officials, with some describing the process internally as a “sh*...
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"The Haitians being fitted with monitors are not fugitives. They are showing up when the government tells them to...One woman had given birth twenty days earlier and lost the baby. 'She came to the office. She could not even walk. But they put the shackle on her.'” www.thebulwark.com/p/the-cruelt...
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The Cruelty Comes to Springfield
And the city’s faithful are coming together in opposition.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Don’t look away from this. Looking away from what’s happening here on US soil & pretending to care about something across the world is EXACTLY how we got here. There is no “both sides” or “l voted my conscience“ in 2024 that will excuse what some of y’all helped usher in.
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Carole King @carolekingofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My heart is breaking. In addition to her musical talents, she was an exemplary human being. R I P Dolly Parton www.nytimes.com/2026/08/25/a...
nytimes.com
Dolly Parton, Country Music Superstar Whose Songs Spoke to Millions, Dies at 80
Known for her outsize persona, appearance and talent, she rose from rural poverty to become a top-selling singer, songwriter and entrepreneur.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It's beyond insane that every major paper and news org just let's these pieces of shit lie with every breath they can muster. This is no different than the Comet Pizza basement horseshit only this time it's coming from the Secretary of Education.
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So we're going to start arresting the men when their wives have miscarriages, right? www.scientificamerican.com/article/sper...
scientificamerican.com
Sperm with DNA damage might be the true cause of repeated miscarriages
New guidelines say testing sperm for DNA damage could help explain recurrent pregnancy losses
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
>imperial concubine controls national security >court eunuchs are ceaselessly fighting for internal influence >the viziers are scheming over who replaces the leader >the leader fritters away all his time repeatedly replacing the grass on the lawn >the palace debt grows greater by the day
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Alyssa Simon @alyssasimon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
For all fellow Jews who think the Republican Party will keep us safer. jonathanlarsen.substack.com/p/johnson-ga...
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Johnson Gave Netanyahu a Pamphlet Saying Israel Killed Jesus
The pamphlet says God wants the U.S. to help Israel, even though Israel "executed" Jesus
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Weary Throat @sfomel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In 2013, Joe Biden thanked Jewish leaders for shifting public opinion on same-sex marriage, which gave him the courage to support it publicly. The goal of the "Queer Palestine" nonsense is to erase the real historical contributions of Jewish Americans to advancing human rights for all minorities.
politico.com
Biden: 'Jewish heritage is American heritage'
<p>Biden on Jewish heritage</p>
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Crystal Voted 4 Harris @crystal4mvpharris.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We bore the brunt of these policies as intended & not a peep from those w/ white skin & white adjacent PoCs. Black women lost 319,000+ jobs & 1 in 4 are going hungry. Yet, you still make demands that WE defend you, too, while you collect a check from your job and have not missed a meal.
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Justice for Justin (STILL!) @ish-not.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also if your candidate is talking more about AIPAC and Israel than this- that’s a problem. And I’ll be doing my best to take this opportunity to be loud about my conscience by loudly and actively encouraging my community to not vote for their disenfranchisement/erasure. Fuck that seat.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Mateusz Fafinski @calthalas.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Half the planet is having a massive fight about how to correctly interpret an Ancient Greek poem but go ahead, close some more humanities departments.
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
@deardean22.bsky.social
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icookfood2023.bsky.social @icookfood2023.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This should tell you everything you need to know about leftist. I’d quit engaging and entertaining them. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Professa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fact that VP JD Vance and Richard Grenell went to Romania—on behalf of the Trump Administration— to advocate for Andrew and Tristan Tate, who by all accounts, were rapists running a coercive sex ring, then permitted them to come to Florida, should be a crazy, crazy scandal.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Taco Bell does not grow lettuce. This is on Taylor Farms.
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
His ex-wife (who left him because he beat her and their daughter) didn't believe him when he said he'd been hired by ICE because he said delusional shit all the time and who would give this violent maniac a gun?
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 16/07/2026
Canadian firefighters hauled ass to get down here when half of Los Angeles was on fire last year. What a characteristically classy way to repay that favor.
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 17/07/2026
Visit IWillVote.com to check your voter registration and your voting location right now.
iwillvote.com
I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Bob Geiger @bobgeiger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I absolutely love Senator Ossoff's steely resolve in not letting this weasel off the hook. “Isn't it humiliating to be unable to answer this question, to have to indulge the president's delusions?”
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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We’re all trying to find the guy who voted to confirm the guy who did this
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cook everything! I'm going to miss my giant summer salads. 😭 The other option is to live on candy for the foreseeable future.
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JM 📎🟦🪬🥯🥡🥠🦀 @jmdc88.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
An infographic titled "Cyclosporiasis: Foods to Know" highlights dietary choices to reduce the risk of contamination from the Cyclospora parasite.Foods to Avoid (Higher Risk)These items are listed because their surfaces are difficult to clean thoroughly:Fruits: Blueberries, blackberries, raspberries, and strawberries.Vegetables & Herbs: Romaine lettuce, spinach, bagged salad mixes, kale, cilantro, fresh basil, parsley, and mesclun greens.Safer Choices (Lower Risk)These options are considered safer due to protective layers or preparation methods:Fruits with Rind or Peel: Watermelon, cantaloupe, oranges, bananas, avocados, and pineapple.Cooked Vegetables: The graphic notes that cooking kills parasites and recommends choosing cooked vegetables when possible.General Safety TipThe bottom of the image features a washing icon with the instruction: "ALWAYS WASH"—urging consumers to wash all produce thoroughly under running water, even if it is labeled as pre-washed.
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