iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you ever just get bored and make a fun ton of soup cause i did :)

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

what it's like being my friend, if anyone's curious

screenshot of messages in descending order saying "hey" then an emote of a cat holding a gun then "i love you" then "this is a threat"

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

as i commented on instagram: most delicious BLT

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

i do genuinely hope he went home after this task or record or both cause why not and attempted to lift all of his kids

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

do we think my brand new bosses will let me put these in my bylines?

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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Onion beard. Before and after.

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

currently insufferable (it’s my birthday today) older, wiser, hotter, as they say

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i am about to be insufferable (tomorrow’s my birthday lol)

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/09/2026

You shall have your desires with interest

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

learned today that if someone posts on their story using meta glasses, instagram tells you. so that’s really useful for me to tell me who to unfollow 🥰

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

correct use of an announcements channel in a discord server (also i made a taskmaster fan server on discord, join it, be a big ol nerd with me, i dunno, link in bio lol)

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Propaganda pays well

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The Horne Section @thehornesection.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It’s Alex’s birthday!!

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Cole @cole-amity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

happy horne day to all that celebrate 😌🤩

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i’ve now watched: -the premiere -the entirety of the GOSH live charity stream in conclusion: -we’re so back

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Buckinghamshire Archives @bucksarchives.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Apparently we've got a very rare and expensive cask of amontillado in our collection, whatever that is. We're going to try find it and will report back.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'd rather be cool and wrong than cringe and right.

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

an excuse to post my vacation photos on here? don’t mind if i do

Plus size person wearing a peach colored bathing suit standing on Horseshoe Bay Beach

Small stuffed frog being held up in the foreground of a photo of Peggy’s Cove

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Little Alex Horne @alexhorne.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

No idea what Greg was talking about.

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

to the social media manager of merriam webster: ✨you’re welcome✨

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I know fifty ways to kill a man with a spork

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Please don't the cat. 📸 Chung Wong

A sleepy brown cat on a shelf in a Hong Kong store. A sign below reads 'Don't touch.'

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

another brilliant banger from @anntelnaes.bsky.social

an editorial cartoon from the sublime @anntelnaes.bsky.social. in it, a rotund pancake-makeup'd trump hunches over while wearing a red tie that drags the floor. in front of him is a beaver holding a canadian flag and flipping him off as the statue of liberty applauds.

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

this is so fucking clever, i love the social media manager of merriam-webster SO MUCH

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

for both premiere’s of taskmaster series this year i have literally been and will be out of the country 😃 the taskmaster team is targeting me SPECIFICALLY

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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

"Cities for everyone, not only for cars" Seen in Poznań Poland

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

anyone else sass the @taskmaster.tv survey that was sent out when they asked if you knew what zeitgeist meant?

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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 17/08/2026

🚨 A new episode of Game Changer Making of BTS is out now — showing a deep dive into how we created the world of "Earwigs"!

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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

1. Mitch McConnell suffered a fall on June 14 and has not been in the Senate for two months. But he's continued to get paid his salary of 174K/year. Since he entered the Senate in 1985, McConnell has voted against creating or expanding medical leave — paid and unpaid — at least 23 times.

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

just fell out of my bed trying to retrieve a fidget toy that fell off of my nightstand this is nearly 28, i guess

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

the literacy crisis in a nutshell

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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

LET THEM EAT ASS 🍰

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

alex horne did the VO for tonight’s episode of game changer and id just like to say that i did not see in the captions that it said “alex horne VO” but just HEARD HIS VOICE and was like “huh that sounded like alex horne” AND IT WAS (i rewinded specifically to check)

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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 10/08/2026

The Meg. No. Megalodons are extinct. It doesn’t matter how many moronic pseudo-scientific documentaries the Discovery Channel makes. They’re gone.

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IndivisibleLasVegas ❌👑 @indivisiblelasvegas.org · 10/08/2026

Just a reminder that empathy makes us better humans. Caring about the collective rather than just yourself shouldn't be radical.

It shouldn't have to happen to you for it to matter to you.

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

we’re coming up on nearly a year since i was broken up with, can’t wait to get the memories in my photo apps of pictures of me crying 😃👍🏼

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Unfortunately a banger

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Just got off the phone with Mitch and he told me that he’s as strong as a bull moose and that I was definitely not taking to an AI-powered interactive museum display

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 19/07/2026

"You will live to see unimaginable horrors" I feel like most of them are pretty imaginable at this point honestly

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

proof my opinion that english is a stupid language is true

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Kenzie ✨ @notknz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over my maladaptive daydreaming.

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”

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lyss🦎 @alyssard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

i, too, am a twin and i approve this message

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/07/2026

O, this smoke!

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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The most oft-repeated phrase in America : “I’m so sick of his shit”

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