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Guha Krishnamurthi @ggkrishnamoomoo.bsky.social · 2h

When Roberts said “of course Korematsu was wrongly decided” I don’t think he meant that

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 4h

It is against the law to say I made a typo

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Am I allowed to curse at a clerk of court if they have been dead for a century? Because the one who drafted this grantor-grantee index couldn't remember the order of the fucking alphabet.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Loaded and unloaded a full-size French door refrigerator from a truck with a four-foot high bed. Things...hurt.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Keys for Tennessee: find a quarterback who throws the ball and doesn't fall down

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

American Football isn't really ready for grubbers

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Chris Fowler: Texas's O-Line has sucked shit, but this is where they picked it up against Ohio State, let's see if they begin to work Tennessee *immediately give up sack*

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Sometimes I wonder how we elected Trump. And then I watch fully grown adults act confused and angry when they can't enter a store while its fire alarms are blaring.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Some kids sleep with stuffed animals. Others sleep with dolls. Mine sleeps with a garbage truck.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Our software takes 150 different sets of garbage inputs and transforms them into an incoherent set of targets for commanders to use for bigly war crimes

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gorsuch, J., with the opinion of the Court. The president's statement that there is a "ban on the free press," is not an admission against interest because the president does not speak for the Office of the President.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Socialism is when the rich listen to Jim Cramer's investment advice

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I think 20 y/o me would have browned out once he realized how completely his life plans imploded before he even graduated college.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My two month old has the face of an angel and the colon of an 80 year old man.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Realizing that your restored backup does not include a project you spent 8 hours on and now you have to start over.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Never go full Parks and Rec

Congressman Murray from Parks and Rec who stairs into space with a vacant look and smile while sitting in his office.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Vote for me so that we can stand up with our Chinese, North Korean, and Russian allies against the scourge of communism.

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gm0rk.bsky.social @gm0rk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"Kraft CEO offers possible cheese-based solutions to infrastructure risks."

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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 10/09/2026

"Building a sandbox that cannot be escaped has been a known and well-studied security problem since the early days of Java applets... Unfortunately, OpenAI appears not to have taken many of the lessons that malware analysts learned the hard way to heart.” "

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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

““We keep the White House inside in order,” a member of the association’s board said. “I don’t think it has anything to do with the outside.” Well then, it’s a good thing what’s inside of the White House doesn’t depend on stuff like whether an entire wing gets demolished.

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Fischer 🛠️🚇 @fischer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

breaking: XAI announces that they have used an unreleased grok model to solve a major open problem in the field of race science

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Admins making pro-AI shitposts mocking people who dislike AI the same day that Bluesky rolls out the "mean QTs of AI posts will result in suspensions" seems like a bad PR move, personally.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The key to getting people to change their bad beliefs is to make them feel accepted and then guide them back on course, you misogynistic unscientific fucks.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I thought Germany banned Nazis?

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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

We enter hour two of trying to find food to order with my parents

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You see, Supreme Court opinions must be read nunc pro tunc from events that contradict them.

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David at FOIAball @foiaball.com · 04/09/2026

That would be former president Graham Spanier, who was convicted for his role in the scandal. He admitted to working for the CIA while serving as the school's president. He was with the agency since 1995. Which means he failed to stop both Jerry Sandusky AND 9/11 www.foiaball.com/p/penn-state...

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Help me ID Penn State's anonymous JoePa mausoleum donor

Because the state won't do it for us.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

OK, real talk, aside from how nebulous the claim is, doesn't the SEC have a Rooker-Feldman problem?

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Xbox Cloud Enshittified Edition

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can't remember, who was president in 2019?

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I can read it now. "The legislative history of the act is quite revealing: according to a sponsor, the purpose of the act is to lynch certain criminal defendants before any appeal may be taken."

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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026

Welcome to Bluesky.

Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.

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Alan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Old enough to remember when IRS scrutiny of brand new non-profits for the Tea Party was a huge scandal.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

People counting on a Jim Clyburn endorsement for doing something to result in Jim Clyburn working to do something have clearly never dealt with Jim Clyburn.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

No thanks. I like my Stone Age with Queens.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Eric Berger of Ars Technica: this is great news for NASA!!!! No, I have no evidence. Just trust me, bro. Like when I repeat everything Elon says without skepticism.

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Why it matters that President Trump just dialed in to a NASA news conference

With just one more major mission upcoming, NASA's science programs need a boost.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Enough internet for the night.

Oh no you unlocked the ptsd from THAT photo. The one some guy posted of his Yaddle sex doll.

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RI Smith @rismith.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

My master plan to get toddler to play with tools continues: ✅ Playing with toddler tool set ✅ Watch dada run a buffing wheel and drill press ✅ Watch video restoring toy truck

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 29/08/2026

so according to the CDC, *foodborne illness* is responsible for about 930 deaths a year. "food-induced illness" is a made up term RFK is using for basically every cause of mortality minus suicide.

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