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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Cute! My husband and I do something similar — he calls out “Wooo?” (combo of wife and boo) and I respond “Hoo!” (husband/boo) — when we need to find each other in a store. It works great and we sound like cute little owls and not obnoxious people yelling across multiple aisles 😬😂
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@jesseduquette.bsky.social
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
Bless this LEGO designer in particular.
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the way i laughed at this
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He hates MAGA as much as we do and he speaks from his gut about it. We're so used to mealy-mouthed careerist Dems looking to siphon off mythical purple voters and he is just not that. He thinks our country is in trouble and those people are to blame. And he is right.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How tf did Zelensky end up as the bad guy in this when putin was the one who INVADED his country for no damn reason???
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Does John Roberts consider insider trading an "official act?"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yikes… local Georgia outlets in the tank fudging the graphs for @ossoff.bsky.social opponent Mike Collins🤔 (and Scoob-Doo😬)
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Divorce
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This seems like a backtrack with a wink wink message — bc isn’t San Diego a major military outpost? It’s just a shade too random to make national speeches, vs LA.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
💥🎃🤣
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me, an immigrant, watching people who said immigrants are corrupting america engage in actual corrupt behavior
An Asian man looks out the window with binoculars. An Asian man smiling at the camera.
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh god that’s terrifying
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Smith….man of the people at the Power to the People concert hanging out on the lawn….no fancy pavilion seats or backstage laminate pass
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The man who took out full page ads demanding the death penalty for five Black and Latino teenagers falsely accused of rape is out here worried that the seven majority white Cornell frat boys accused of rape "won't get a fair shake".
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pal sent me the video, so....
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 01/10/2026
Fellas, we have to talk to our sons while they’re still young. This foundation👇🏽 is the way…
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure Google, that's the take away here.
Google headline: Senator Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of
perjury during hearing
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trump's big 'constitution' with AI leaders refers to him as 'President of the Unites States'
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I’m pissed off about gas & food prices.” “Are you regretting your vote for Trump?” “Yeah. A lot of people are.” “America’s not Great Again?” “No. They’ve run it into the ground.” (H/T @cwebbonline.com )
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a president planning military operations based entirely on election cycles is actually a giant scandal
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Norm Eisen @normeisen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: ballot seizures ruled illegal by CA Supreme Court! A key precedent as we prepare to defend the 2026 election Proud that our @democracydefendersfund.org brief helped secure this win
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“(Airport!)” ???? Honestly what is with this guy
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Charlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know anything about this guy, but this is undeniably a clever and fun ad.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23/09/2026
Trump winces in pain during the loud military flyover as Xi shows no reaction
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 19/09/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😬🤷🏼
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’ve been corrected by said husband, it was *soft* hands 😂
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alysonheim.bsky.social @alysonheim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Football commentary is the worst. My husband and I still laugh about a time they said “a tight end with good hands is a quarterback’s best friend in the shorts” and it was glorious.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in love.
youtube.com
2026: Time for the Midterms
YouTube video by Hamilton
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/09/2026
🚨 MAJOR NEWS: Reps. Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna say they have now secured commitments for all 218 signatures needed to force a House vote on Epstein Files Transparency Act II.
meidasnews.com
Massie, Khanna Say They Have Secured 218 Signatures for New Epstein Files Vote
The announcement comes hours after MeidasTouch reported the discharge petition was just two signatures short of the threshold needed to force a House vote.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So wouldn't the fact that no one in don jr's family seems to know who the Russian oligarch is who paid for his wedding raises more questions???
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Safe to say the people of Kentucky are not being represented properly
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham: I think Americans have absolutely had it. And I think their question, certainly mine, is, why the people around him don’t take his crayons and markers away like you do for toddlers right before bedtime or naps.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
After booing him, the crowd breaks out in a loud, “Ted Cruz sucks!” chant.
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