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AltheaToldMe

@altheatoldme.bsky.social
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Hangin' ten out on space and time. Redefining distance.

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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeeeesss Jeremy and Rajat
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 15/09/2026
neither rain, nor snow, nor political persecution shall prevent the 18th season of #FAMILYPORTRAIT to commence.
It's Joe Buck and Troy Aikman (in 2009)It's Joe Buck and Troy Aikman (in 2026)
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got some bad news....don't think he's coming back #vanitywatch
WW1 MIA plate
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What's the electoral effect on males 18-99 when the candidate is: -hot -single
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
king gizzard and the wizard lizard
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sick sqwerv jamz kicking off soon www.youtube.com/live/HFPeTRO...
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Sqwerv Live from Lionshead Live (Vail, CO)
YouTube video by Sqwerv
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Jam of the wisco run. #sqwerv
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Sqwerv and dangermuffin at the Bur Oak in Madison. Real nice space here. LTGTR!
The band dangermuffin on stage
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sorry cotter, new header image lol
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT and crowd rn
Prince valium
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
ty to the kind person who gave me the wildflower seed mix at the sqwerv show last night. They will be planted and hopefully they'll be flowing in the breeeezzzzeee soon
Sqwerv wildflower seed bagSqwerv!
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
3 more nights at the high life? LFG
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
If you do all this stuff against Liberty University it is actually constitutionally protected free speech in my opinion.
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sunday sqwervice let's gooooo
Sqwerv @ martyrs tonight
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sick live sqwerv jamz rn www.youtube.com/live/MTxiAzX...
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Sqwerv Live from Big B's Delicious Orchards (Hotchkiss, CO)
YouTube video by Sqwerv
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
These guys got ROBBED by David Stern's NBA in the conference finals that followed this
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Mr 'all jams become high floor low ceiling with my horns' is BACK
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Live sqwerv 🔥🔥🍒🍒 www.youtube.com/live/hk7J4sI...
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Sqwerv Live from The Handlebar (Pensacola, FL)
YouTube video by Sqwerv
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
100% sold on Sqwerv. Big catalog with an elite banger to meh ratio for a newer band... good chops, they know how to tour, hope to break my cherry soon.
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
When you take a little work break and step into the car as the first notes of the tighten up jam hit >>>>>>
Dark star 10.31.71
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Always Almost There @aatgoosepod.com · 25/02/2026
#GooseBracket JOTY of the Year 2025 🏆🔥CHAMPION🔥🏆 2/8 Everything Must Go - Milwaukee, WI
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
shooting up contraband cancer mRNA vaccine behind the Cyber Arby’s in 2034. the Ring camera on the Wells Fargo across the street recognizes my shape using LIDAR and releases an HHS sanctioned Bobby’s Bullet Buddy drone that shoots each of my nuts clean off one at a time
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
It is 100% a culture war. There is no value in this dogshit. None. Look, the WORST people want you to use AI. Corporate America. CEOs. Management types. Republicans. Trump. No one you respect or admire is saying it's good.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
TRUMP: Trump Nobel Peace Prize. Practical Trump world award NORWEGIAN PM: No, Trump. We can't give you a Nobel Peace Prize. TRUMP: Good prize good Trump give terrific Trump deserve president NORWEGIAN PM: Trump, we simply can’t award you a Nobel Peace Prize. We have no role in it. TRUMP: jealousy PM
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Terrapin flyer in libertyville who am I seeing there? Rip bob
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
youtu.be/dovWulBbumo?...
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Bob Weir - Ratdog - August 9, 1995 - Hampton Beach, NH - Bombs Away-Walkin' Blues
YouTube video by gratefuldavis
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Brian A. Anderson @thebanderson.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Bob Weir. Thank you for everything. RIP.
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
FUCK ICE ABOLISH ICE
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 07/01/2026
prospect.org/2026/01/07/i...
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ICE Agents Can Be Charged With Murder - The American Prospect
As a killing in Minneapolis is documented, the law clearly stipulates that federal agents do not have universal immunity.
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Better than any Myst in the bracket
Myst 2/8/25
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
In case you didn't think the US was a petrostate, here's a time series of oil production of the top 10 oil-producing nations.
A figure of oil production for the top 10 oil-producing nations: United States, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Canada, Iran, Iraq, China, Brazil, United Arab Emirates, and Kuwait, with the US being the largest, overtaking Russian and Saudi Arabia in production in 2017.
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🏳️‍⚧️”Fall Futch”🦾 @faefutchauntie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
observer

Observed quantum state

Every other possible quantum state
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Plate Stealer @platestealer.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year
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Always Almost There @aatgoosepod.com · 29/12/2025
jotyoftheyear.com Get yourself a registered account!! All voting will be taking place on this amazing site this year thanks to @hosewood.bsky.social's incredible hard work! Peruse data from all previous JOTYs while you wait!
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Only did 32. Gonzo your direction is maybe a bit overrated here but definitely deserves to be in the bracket! Check out this playlist “2025 JOTY jah” I made on @nugsnet 2nu.gs/4pgb7n0
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NUGS.NET PLAYLIST - 2025 JOTY jah
nugs.net Shared Playlist : 2025 JOTY jah
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Spring tour isn't gonna work out, no winter mini tour (booo!). Goosmas is the only solution. 🎉🎉 ☝️☝️who's got an extra
ORD>BOS
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Art bot @art-institute.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Nelson Algren, by his Favorite Division St. Bar, Chicago, by Art Shay American, 1922-2018 1949 More info: www.artic.edu/artworks/191353
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American, 1922-2018, Nelson Algren, by his Favorite Division St. Bar, Chicago, A work made of gelatin silver print.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/11/2025
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar
WASHINGTON—In a stunning shake-up that has sent shock waves through a department already roiled by upheaval, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that he had fir...
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Might get 'peppered' in the face by a few balls of shot. nbd!
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Stovepipe'd straight to hell
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Time for the McDernald bros #howyadern
DDCC at turner hall
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/10/2025
well this kicks ass www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
NOVEMBER 3, 2025
THE ART WORLD
RECONSTRUCTED
In "Monuments," the Confederacy surrenders to nineteen artists.
By Julian Lucas
6:00 AM

Picture is the statue described in img 2•he hirst thing you see is a horses
- ass, protruding, upside down, trom the thorax of a monster. A man's arm descends from the beast's stomach, his gloved hand clutching the blade of a fallen sabre. There's no sign of a rider's face, but a head of well-coiffed hair dangles from the creature's eyeless muzzle. Every part of the work comes from a statue of the Confederate general Stonewall Jackson that was removed from Charlottesville, Virginia, in 2021. It was subsequently given to the artist Kara Walker, who carved it up in accordance with a butcher's diagram. The finished sculpture, "Unmanned Drone"—on view at the Brick, in Los Angeles, as part of a joint exhibition with MocA called
"Monuments" —is at once an act of carnivalesque retribution and a recognition of the Confederacy's zombie-like persistence. A rebellion defeated more than a hundred and sixty years ago refuses to stay dead; between the creature's legs, a horse head emerges from a gape in the bronze, like a new Jackson already foaling.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 09/09/2025
#FAMILYPORTRAIT
It's Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Don't know who the ranking member leadership wants, let's hope they're not some wet noodle dinosaur who sucks at media like the last guy who knew he had cancer and still ran for reelection.....
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AltheaToldMe @altheatoldme.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character wearing a green hat with a letter l on it
Alt: a cartoon character wearing a green hat with a letter l on it
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