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@alterbrando.bsky.social
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My hair was a mess, but I don't care. I was doing my favourite thing
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A room with a view
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Someone I follow on main has nearly the same name as a porn star (think Adam/Aaron, that level of similarity) and the same surname, I keep getting them mixed up
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gayer words have never been spoken. Plus a bonus pic I didn't post publicly, but can't remember if I shared with anyone on the night
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Tyler @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gm gm
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I like the way the loading wheel is where another sort of loading normally takes place
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oldest nude in the camera roll February 2021
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
He's Russian! It's OK, hot twunk, we can save you from Putin, you can be as gay as you like with us
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Watched the gymnastics on BBC Two for no particular reason
An athletic young man in a blue leotard, breathing heaving
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Whenever I see that account Boys to Breed on here, I read it to the tune of the song Pills, by St Vincent. "Boys to wake, Boys to Breed / Boys, boys, boys every day of the week" etc
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This was popular!
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
First hump day in a long time
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh god, I liked the look of an AI guy. Our robot overlords will conquer us by being hot
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Oli @oliaworth96.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Nicola Miller @nicmiller.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You what
A store makeup display selling 'Frottage Pencils"
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/07/2026
Apparently, getting old is suddenly understanding the appeal of tacky porcelain knick-knacks
A porcelain male figure on all fours wearing only a T-shirt - he has the head of a rabbit
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Matt @matt600000.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The commentator announcing that Djed Spence is "versatile" 🍆🍑. That information seems rather personal 😂
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Fun fact! When we had only known each other for a week or so, I almost blocked him, because I didn't think I could be talking to a guy with an ass this perfect, I assumed he'd stolen this pic from somewhere. It's really him:)
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Connoralsodraws @connoralsodraws.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
As a gay who knows nothing about out the World Cup outside of which footballers are hot to the England team today I say love your hair hope you win
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
More unintentional library filth
The spine of a book, laid flat on top of a row of books. The authors are Richard Koch  and Greg Lockwood
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harry VIMTO 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 30/06/2026
bricked up means bricked up
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Today's random idea I've had out of nowhere: has anyone ever tried to play a theremin by twitching their dick? Some gay experimental musician must have tried, surely
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Alex Cairo @jacairo.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My Pride vibe this year is the thought that if you're straight you have to get excited over a strangers ankle or something, but if you're not there's a good chance you've seen every single inch of all your friends and everyone is hot. 🩷💜💙
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Had to let it out eventually
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Is that what we call it these days?
An illustration of a cockerel, in a children's book. The caption reads "Cocky Locky"
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Jon 🎄 @pifflevalve.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
Is wankspiration a word? I don't think so. Is there a word?
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Happy trail
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It's my bf's birthday tomorrow, so I'm going to reward him 💦
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Anyway, this turned into a discussion with my boyfriend about the gay kind of sauna and you know what? the more we thought about it, the more we decided we'd be up for trying that at least once
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have to look at least a little respectable today, which means you don't get to see me in the tight shorts I'd usually wear in a heatwave
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
In the style of an ad for Subway sandwiches. Subway, because Domway would be too demanding
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can't cum til Friday night, and I know it will be worth it, but my legs are already shaking
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ғᴜʀʀɪ ᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ @furriotter.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
as to terminology: COCK is my favorite. followed by dick. penis is too clinical. dong, schlong, willy… meeeh, not sexy. thanks for tuning in to my CockTalk!
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It got even better. Caught a glimpse of something I don't think I've actually seen before, at the airport. Cottaging!
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I'm currently enjoying the grand old tradition of Brits abroad who like to take their shirts off a little too often. A lad lifted his arms up and his friends sniffed his pits 👀
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Does anyone know of any UK-based artists or photographers who are looking for nude models? I've never done it before, but I'd love to try it
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Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan @warringtonruncorn.com · 09/03/2026
If there’s a time in your life when you’re *not* amused that someone was once called Dick Bumhole, I don’t want to reach it.
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The sunshine has sent me wild! I love it, it seems to nourish me like superman but lock up your sons/husbands/uncles/brothers! If it keeps up your masc aunties better watch out too
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Collin @collinfox.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
If you have a big butt and you’re wearing tight shorts at the gym My workout is basically over because I’ll be staring the entire time in a perverted way and No you’re not imagining it
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Dom @dommgoss.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Nescafé advert, “…we captured the unique aroma of roasting and grinding…” The Mr & I have each other looks
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I can't do that grower v shower trend, because my dick always refuses to stay soft if it knows I'm taking a pic
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Mal-eficent 🎃 @malgm.uk · 10/02/2026
Good morning. Happy Tuesday. I’m starting the day with a bit of homophobic abuse from my fridge. I thought I had raised it better! Je Téléphone á la Police. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I got confused between two conversations I'm having with my bf, one about sex and the other about a café we visited earlier. This made him say "I enjoyed the bread I had today, but being bred is definitely better." Two of my favourite things, not sure I'd want to combine the two
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Us, dear? Gay, dear? No, dear.
A vintage poster for the Cock brand of matches, with a cockerel on the matchboxA game in progress of Banagrams, with words spelled out with Scrabble-like tiles. Some of the words include "arse", "pits" and "wanks"
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Me and who?
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
What's your sign?
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
oh i am FERAL tonight. Wish I could fuck right now
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Had a dream where my boyfriend and I shared a very attractive porn star twink. The dream I'd had before that was an upsetting nightmare, so it's good to know my mind knows how to cheer itself up
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alterbrando.bsky.social @alterbrando.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'd do #fcf every Friday if I actually had a fat cock. It's good, sure, but i don't think it's fat
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