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@malgm.uk
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🏳️‍🌈 • Husband • Dad • Runner • Loves a good GIF • Usually Caffeinated • Probably having a bath • INFJ • 🎮 • 90s & 00s Pop Culture 📍 Manchester

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Mal @malgm.uk · 10h
Good morning. Happy Wednesday. Seems wasn’t the only one that had a rubbish sleep. Apparently I also punched the hubby in the face in my sleep.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 23h
Just entered my first half marathon that takes place in a different country.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 27/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Sunday. Back to work tomorrow. LIVID.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 26/09/2026
Just had a picky tea in the back yard around the fire pit.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 26/09/2026
This album as grown on me so much. It’s completely different but I’m loving it. Quite relatable too!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 26/09/2026
Feeling refreshed and refocused. It’s time to get back on the fitness bus leading up to Marathon training. I’ve used apps and Strava to plan runs in the past, now it’s time to use my watch for what I bought it for! Every run and workout will be suggested my my Garmin. 🏃‍♂️ 🏋️ #MarathonTraining
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Mal @malgm.uk · 26/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Saturday. I made sure I caught up on my sleep after Thursday’s disastrous attempt. 10 hours in the bag!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 25/09/2026
I had the worst nights sleep last night. Somehow, I don’t even think coffee will help me today! 😭😭😭
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Mal @malgm.uk · 24/09/2026
Me, whenever someone says to me “Don’t look now, but…..”.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 23/09/2026
Happy first day of Autumn! 🍂
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Heal Me!
Alt: Heal Me!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 23/09/2026
I can have left over birthday cake for breakfast, right?
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Mal @malgm.uk · 23/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Wednesday. I got up at 03:10 thinking it was time to get up. I went back to bed at 5. I’m a bit wrecked this morning. 🥱 😴
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Mal @malgm.uk · 22/09/2026
What in the Benefits Street is going on here?!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 22/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Tuesday. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! 🎈
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Mal @malgm.uk · 21/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Monday. I’m on leave this week so of course I’m wide awake at my normal time! Livid. #mcm
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Mal @malgm.uk · 20/09/2026
I’m having a clear out in the attic its been very cathartic. I’m about to go full throtle uplaoding to Vinted! www.vinted.co.uk/member/28791...
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Mal @malgm.uk · 18/09/2026
*in his best Davina McCall voice* Fancy another one? Ignore the plaster. I sliced my finger while making dinner 😜
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Mal @malgm.uk · 18/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Friday. It’s not even 6am and I’ve already had a 4 shot pumpkin spice latte.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 17/09/2026
I’ve just done some training at work. I’ve been told to always stay close to my load. Noted.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 17/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Thursday. It’s so dark and rainy this morning! 🥰
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Mal @malgm.uk · 16/09/2026
SWEATING! 💦 EASY - TREADMILL 8km 🎯 HR 140-150 2026:104 #running #runsky #runchat #fitness
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Mal @malgm.uk · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: At this rate, the dancing bus stop woman WILL be opening for Ed Sheeran.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 16/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Wednesday. I’m working from home today…..honest!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 15/09/2026
14 years ago today we walked down the aisle and said “I do”. We’re not doing too bad considering I thought I had been stood up on our first date! 🤭 ❤️ 🏳️‍🌈
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Mal @malgm.uk · 14/09/2026
I sliced a bit of my finger off last night making food. It bled for so long. I’m having to do everything one handed today! 😏
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Mal @malgm.uk · 13/09/2026
I was too knackered to take a post run photo. I now have a chocolate & cherry M&S cookie with my name on it! 🍪 LONG RUN 18km 🎯 HR 140-150 It was VERY hilly 2026:103 🎶 Natalie Imbruglia - Algorithm (FULL ALBUM) 🎶 #running #runsky #runchat #fitness
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Mal @malgm.uk · 12/09/2026
‘Legally Blonde” is my favourite film. I’ve been putting off watching ‘Elle’ on Prime in case it disappointed me. We’re halfway through and I’m LOVING IT!
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Elle Woods Elle
ALT: Elle Woods Elle
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Mal @malgm.uk · 12/09/2026
It’s beginning to look a lot like…….Autumn! 🍂 🎃 I love my new doorstop!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 12/09/2026
Getting back into it. My watch is telling me to chill. My body is saying “what do you know?!” 😅 EASY 7km 🎯HR 140-150 Avg. HR 147 2026:102 #running #runsky #runchat #fitness
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Mal @malgm.uk · 11/09/2026
As my birthday quickly approaches, I’m being plagued with these ads! 😭😭😭
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Mal @malgm.uk · 11/09/2026
The office is freezing. The air conditioning is blowing. I’ve nipples like chapel hat pegs. It’s definitely giving Jennifer Aniston/Rachel vibes.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 11/09/2026
“Pass the ball”
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Mal @malgm.uk · 11/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Friday. There’s a middle aged woman on the train discussing the judging panel on The Voice UK. She’s LIVID that Tom is leaving, Cheryl is joining and she just said “fuck knows how you pronounce Aitch”. She then said “I never watch it”!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 10/09/2026
Today’s been a day. I’m ready for bed! 😴
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Mal @malgm.uk · 10/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Thursday. It’s a cracking sunrise. 🌅
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Mal @malgm.uk · 09/09/2026
Just done an Asda run for snacks!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 08/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Tuesday. I made £9 overnight on Vinted.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 07/09/2026
Totally something I would say.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 07/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Monday. Not only is it grey in thought, it’s also grey (and dark, and miserable) in reality! 🌧️ ☔️ (I’m low key loving it) #mcm #monochromemonday
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Mal @malgm.uk · 06/09/2026
I ran my 100th run this year. Celebrated it with a long run. Got the bus home. LONG RUN 18km 🎯 HR 140-150 Avg. HR: 151 2026:100 #running #runsky #fitness
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Mal @malgm.uk · 06/09/2026
What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Tiffany Pollard
ALT: Tiffany Pollard
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Mal @malgm.uk · 06/09/2026
I’ve just made the strongest Flat White. 💥
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
Stop saying "tuna fish", we know the tuna is a kind of fish. You wouldn't say "chicken bird".

anon_opin GOLD from 1st June 2025
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Mal @malgm.uk · 06/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Sunday. Woke with a banging headache. Codeine taken. I’ll be off my tits in a bit!
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Mr Burns Green
ALT: Mr Burns Green
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Mal @malgm.uk · 05/09/2026
“Do you think this is funny?” #Caturday
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Mal @malgm.uk · 05/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Saturday. Today marks one year since my mental health journey began and I was signed off work for 10 weeks. What a journey!
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Mal @malgm.uk · 04/09/2026
After falling off the wagon a couple of weeks ago, I’m easing myself back on it gently. It was also a good excuse to take the new watch for a spin! EASY RUN 6km 🎯 HR: 140-150 Avg. HR: 145 2026:99 🎶 Natalie Imbruglia - Algorithm (whole album) 🎶 #running #runsky #fitness
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Mal @malgm.uk · 04/09/2026
Good morning. Happy Friday. I’m in the middle of changing mobile networks and the switch hasn’t taken place yet. I’m currently in no man’s land getting by on WiFi.
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Mal @malgm.uk · 03/09/2026
BUY MY STUFF! www.vinted.co.uk/items/986790...
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Garmin Forerunner 970 | Vinted
Garmin Forerunner 970 - 47mm Includes box, charger, original wristband and additional orange band
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Mal @malgm.uk · 03/09/2026
what GlF pops up when you type in your name?
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Man with MAL text
ALT: Man with MAL text
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