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Theo

@kinkytheo.com
1.1K followers 444 following 2.5K posts

Pretty low intensity and chatty on here. Sporadically NSFW. Occasionally VNSFW. Pansexual/demisexual/asexual? I normally just go with 'gay'. Sam fan. He/him. This is the only place on the internet that I interact with people now.

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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 26/09/2026
Dominic West is awesome. But I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to take him seriously as a cutthroat corporate CEO in War after all the clueless bank manager commercials he's done.
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Peter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Florence Welch meeting a gay couple: who is the lamb and who is the knife
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 19/09/2026
I worried about Sam having to spend a day with my nieces and then it was me that managed to smash two of them into each other in an explosion of blood and tears
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 14/09/2026
But make sure to get his consent first
Information screen in a bus:

Did you know?
You can also tap off with the driver
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 12/09/2026
Luca. Perfect sunny escapism, gay vibes, not challenging at all, and cute rainy scenes towards the end.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 12/09/2026
There's a jewelry stall in this shopping centre advertising permanent welded jewelry (bracelets, anklets etc.) and I can't see that as anything other than kinky.
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ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/09/2026
Got leg cramp last night in bed and whimpered, which made Sam wake up screaming
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 06/09/2026
It used to be that to embarrass shy subby boys you'd send them into a supermarket to buy just lube and a cucumber in the same order. This simplifies things. Though finding a checkout with actual human staff nowadays might be a bigger challenge.
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/09/2026
Doing some work this afternoon but keeping an eye on my boy
A television (in my study) which is streaming a live feed from my playroom. There's a boy on all fours with a plugged hole.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/09/2026
Didn't realise they'd released a size queen edition
A can of Diet Coke with standard girth, but looong
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/08/2026
There's more than one use for a sweltering room full of ropes and scaffolding
A selection of towels hanging from bondage rope suspended between scaffolding poles in a playroom
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/08/2026
Archer seems very invested in Sam's spire slaying...
A cat watching a game of Slay the Spire
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/08/2026
Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll* *my phone autobackups to a NAS and I delete everything from my gallery more than weekly. So you get the oldest thing I can find in my archive instead. Some random messing around, from perhaps 2009?
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 20/08/2026
I somewhat enjoy driving, not that I'd do it without a purpose. But having spent 6½ hours in a car alone yesterday going to such thrilling locations as Halifax and Warrington, I wouldn't mind a week or two of zero miles...
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/08/2026
We saw you across the bar and we like your vibe
Two gay men in a bar
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 26/04/2025
Feels like a day for this. No reason.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 30/07/2026
Oh I did appreciate Kit Connor bottoming though. Almost worth the time spent.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/07/2026
Watched the Heartstopper movie over the weekend for completeness. It felt extremely uneventful, which I already knew it would from the comics. I think the preceding series had a real purpose to it. The entire plot of the film was "teenagers getting angsty about being separated in their uni years".
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 25/07/2026
I do slightly worry that I'm counting on Sam moving into my house to solve all of my various issues. But I'm sure he will, what could go wrong.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it's okay to make a game with a double jump in it even if you consider yourself cis. you'll learn more about yourself
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 16/07/2026
Alarming notification from one of my straight friend groups on WhatsApp: 📹 Latest toy for breath control
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/07/2026
Apparently, getting old is suddenly understanding the appeal of tacky porcelain knick-knacks
A porcelain male figure on all fours wearing only a T-shirt - he has the head of a rabbit
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/07/2026
Underrated benefit of having a boyfriend. If you're bored you can tell him to send a video shoving toys into himself.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 04/07/2026
Like most subby boys, I think his eyes are too big for his belly...
A small model of a rubber dog boy, looking at a comparatively massive knotted dildo
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 25/06/2026
It is not the weather to be under stage lighting in a thick blazer for back to back shows. 🫠
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 23/06/2026
I'm doing a stage show at the moment and I've had to temporarily get rid of my pink hair. I don't think I've had a passable natural hair colour in over 5 years. At least I sort of match the avatar again now. Just a bit more tired.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 17/06/2026
So, are you the ass bunny, or the cock dog in the relationship?
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/05/2026
Stupid purchases to make me smile.
Two figurines of rubber clad pups in hoods and socks, one black and yellow, one black and red. They are positioned nose to nose.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 27/05/2026
Eeeeeee its official!
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 27/05/2026
One positive thing to say about about genAI - it's doing more to disrupt conventional beauty standards in my brain than any amount of discourse has managed. I'm becoming far more wary of perfectly symmetrical twinks with flawless skin.
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REAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 22/05/2026
I haven't been this hard since transition
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 21/05/2026
I haven't got an artistic bone in my body, but still every time I see a post like this my brain screams: "you could make a videogame"
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 19/05/2026
I've rather lost interest in PL football this season (I'm a fairweather fan), but they're definitely making attempts to lure me back.
Hincapié being accidentally pantsed by a Burnley player. He has a very nice arse.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 16/05/2026
I'm refraining from being too profusive about it cos it's not planned to be a permanent living situation but... Think my boyfriend is going to move in with me in a few months and I'm really excited about it ❤️
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
good morning
Smoke week lick feet graffiti
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 04/05/2026
It's been said many times by many people, but the proliferation of coffee shops in this country has ruined the ease of finding a decent cup of tea. Slop some non-boiling water from a machine onto the teabag, and then feel like they have to charge £4 for it, or their coffee will look like a ripoff.
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Tess Scilipoti @scilipoti.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
dolls to watch out for
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/05/2026
There is a very stupid thing I do every time I get a Chinese takeaway in my hometown. I always feel smug that I've remembered its cash only and planned my route to go via a cash machine. And then I get to one and realise I've not got any bank cards on me.
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saoirse @spacethey.gay · 28/04/2026
begging some trans women to be a lot cooler yallre making us look bad
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 26/04/2026
I see Weredog got the lucrative Tyrells sponsorship.
Packet of Tyrells crisps, a group of firemen handling a giant phallic chili pepper
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/04/2026
Not saying that the economy is in shambles, but I just saw a TV advert for Spam.
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Yossi @yossikink.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Dumb, plugged and ready
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/04/2026
An update: I bounced off Balatro pretty quick. Suspect it'll be something I play occasionally on a train. Started Blue Prince on Tuesday and I've had back to back nights where I was up til past 4am.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/03/2026
Boyfriend went on holiday without me. So far all his holidays snaps have been taken in his hotel room mirror. Not complaining.
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Theo @kinkytheo.com · 21/03/2026
Monument to good boys
A statue of a sled dog outside the Polar Museum in Cambridge
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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