Theo @kinkytheo.com · 26/09/2026Dominic West is awesome. But I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to take him seriously as a cutthroat corporate CEO in War after all the clueless bank manager commercials he's done. 000
Reposted by TheoPeter @b1nbag.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Florence Welch meeting a gay couple: who is the lamb and who is the knife 2102
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 19/09/2026I worried about Sam having to spend a day with my nieces and then it was me that managed to smash two of them into each other in an explosion of blood and tears 371
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 12/09/2026Luca. Perfect sunny escapism, gay vibes, not challenging at all, and cute rainy scenes towards the end. 141
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 12/09/2026There's a jewelry stall in this shopping centre advertising permanent welded jewelry (bracelets, anklets etc.) and I can't see that as anything other than kinky. 070
Reposted by Theo ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ 🌝 @daddyxanax.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Her baby is about to set the Guinness world record for the fastest time a baby said their mother's name 6712148
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/09/2026Got leg cramp last night in bed and whimpered, which made Sam wake up screaming 170
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 06/09/2026It used to be that to embarrass shy subby boys you'd send them into a supermarket to buy just lube and a cucumber in the same order. This simplifies things. Though finding a checkout with actual human staff nowadays might be a bigger challenge. 1121
Reposted by Theoromulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented 80189565290
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 31/08/2026There's more than one use for a sweltering room full of ropes and scaffolding 0120
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 29/08/2026Quote with the oldest nude on your camera roll* *my phone autobackups to a NAS and I delete everything from my gallery more than weekly. So you get the oldest thing I can find in my archive instead. Some random messing around, from perhaps 2009? 5361
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 20/08/2026I somewhat enjoy driving, not that I'd do it without a purpose. But having spent 6½ hours in a car alone yesterday going to such thrilling locations as Halifax and Warrington, I wouldn't mind a week or two of zero miles... 260
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 30/07/2026Oh I did appreciate Kit Connor bottoming though. Almost worth the time spent. 080
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/07/2026Watched the Heartstopper movie over the weekend for completeness. It felt extremely uneventful, which I already knew it would from the comics. I think the preceding series had a real purpose to it. The entire plot of the film was "teenagers getting angsty about being separated in their uni years". 101
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 25/07/2026I do slightly worry that I'm counting on Sam moving into my house to solve all of my various issues. But I'm sure he will, what could go wrong. 180
Reposted by Theozaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026it's okay to make a game with a double jump in it even if you consider yourself cis. you'll learn more about yourself 4473121
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 16/07/2026Alarming notification from one of my straight friend groups on WhatsApp: 📹 Latest toy for breath control 150
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 08/07/2026Apparently, getting old is suddenly understanding the appeal of tacky porcelain knick-knacks 3191
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 05/07/2026Underrated benefit of having a boyfriend. If you're bored you can tell him to send a video shoving toys into himself. 1230
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 04/07/2026Like most subby boys, I think his eyes are too big for his belly... 0200
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 25/06/2026It is not the weather to be under stage lighting in a thick blazer for back to back shows. 🫠 130
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 23/06/2026I'm doing a stage show at the moment and I've had to temporarily get rid of my pink hair. I don't think I've had a passable natural hair colour in over 5 years. At least I sort of match the avatar again now. Just a bit more tired. 060
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 27/05/2026One positive thing to say about about genAI - it's doing more to disrupt conventional beauty standards in my brain than any amount of discourse has managed. I'm becoming far more wary of perfectly symmetrical twinks with flawless skin. 170
Reposted by TheoREAR NAKED COCK CAGE @dogihad.meangirls.online · 22/05/2026I haven't been this hard since transition 2525621
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 21/05/2026I haven't got an artistic bone in my body, but still every time I see a post like this my brain screams: "you could make a videogame" 250
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 19/05/2026I've rather lost interest in PL football this season (I'm a fairweather fan), but they're definitely making attempts to lure me back. 3232
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 16/05/2026I'm refraining from being too profusive about it cos it's not planned to be a permanent living situation but... Think my boyfriend is going to move in with me in a few months and I'm really excited about it ❤️ 1250
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 04/05/2026It's been said many times by many people, but the proliferation of coffee shops in this country has ruined the ease of finding a decent cup of tea. Slop some non-boiling water from a machine onto the teabag, and then feel like they have to charge £4 for it, or their coffee will look like a ripoff. 050
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/05/2026There is a very stupid thing I do every time I get a Chinese takeaway in my hometown. I always feel smug that I've remembered its cash only and planned my route to go via a cash machine. And then I get to one and realise I've not got any bank cards on me. 350
Reposted by Theosaoirse @spacethey.gay · 28/04/2026begging some trans women to be a lot cooler yallre making us look bad 6997
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 10/04/2026Not saying that the economy is in shambles, but I just saw a TV advert for Spam. 120
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 02/04/2026An update: I bounced off Balatro pretty quick. Suspect it'll be something I play occasionally on a train. Started Blue Prince on Tuesday and I've had back to back nights where I was up til past 4am. 370
Theo @kinkytheo.com · 28/03/2026Boyfriend went on holiday without me. So far all his holidays snaps have been taken in his hotel room mirror. Not complaining. 0180
Reposted by TheoThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort. 9768141548